f1freak

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  1. Dude, you know it.... Be careful who you fall in love with... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  2. I couldnt even watch it on tv, it would get me to bummed out... I gave all my gear away and tried to forget... when it get's in your blood you will never get it out... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  3. 3 years... It was the worst 3 years of my life... Ahhhhhhh, it feels good to be home again... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  4. f1freak

    Good Vibes

    Good vibes... Just remember, it's all yours....
  5. Ok, i put it on my server, should be faster for yall... http://flintwebdev.com/tj.wmv Damn that is cool shit..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  6. I had diet coke exiting through my nose the first time i saw that comercial... I thought i was gonna die... The dog yelps when it hit's the back of the car... to funny.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  7. I got mine done about a month ago, they never hurt at all... I guess us guys dont have as much nipple to go through... I'll tell you it's one more step added to my pre exit gear check... I wanna keep them out of way of the chest strap... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  8. f1freak

    Dancing Bush

    well hanging around on here for a while you become conditioned to expect things when you see certain words... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  9. f1freak

    IT funny

    You learn to never assume anything while doing that job... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  10. f1freak

    IT funny

    Been there done that... 2 freakin funny... I did the tech support thing for 2 years, some of the stuff you hear.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  11. f1freak

    Dancing Bush

    My mind was in the gutter..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  12. That is 2 funny.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  13. http://www.dribbleglass.com/memory/index.html HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  14. I have had one... My 31st jump, and i couldnt unstoe a toggle... So at 2 g's i said chop chop and bought a case of beer and the rigger got a bottle of jack... I have came close a number of times after that but was able to correct the problems.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  15. f1freak

    ESPN2 Tonight

    The shirt rocked..... You rocked.... That was so cool to se one of "US" on the tube.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  16. f1freak

    Cool....

    Rock on... They say sheep is the next best thing to a woman but.... Well, what do you say clay...... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  17. f1freak

    Cool....

    I am no longer an Enthusiast but an Old Hand... Fuckin a.... One step closer to being like Clay... (leave out the sheep....) HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  18. f1freak

    ESPN2 Tonight

    What a great part of the show,.... That was so cool... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  19. drinkin some turning leaf with my sweetie... A perfect night...
  20. f1freak

    ESPN2 Tonight

    michele you rocked..... What a real story.... That was like my firrsy and only chop at jump #31.. Chop chop, see ya HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  21. Cool... Just let go and enjoy.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  22. I thought this was hilarious! Happy Monday! Are you tired of the mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friend! Friend, When you are sad..... I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. When you are blue..... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile..... I'll know you finally got laid. When you are scared..... I will rag you about it every chance I get. When you are worried..... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. When you are confused..... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. When you are sick..... I don't want whatever you have. When you fall..... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath.....I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend! Send this poem to ten of your closest friends or else you will have bad luck and go to hell. And get depressed because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway! P.S. A really good friend will help you move a body. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  23. Dude, i would have handed you a beer for that... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  24. No cow shit, but i have had a horse shit landing (for real...) I foot hit that pile and i watched my ankle roll over... It was a bad sprain... It was the worst skydiving injury i have had... Talk about a shitty weekend.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  25. We had 1 tandem master that would get about 3 a year... He was soaked every time... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE