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for those of you PMing about jackie (jackieohs)
wzettler replied to MissMelly60436's topic in The Bonfire
Get better Jackie. I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them. -
WTF!!!??!!!??!!!! That sucks! Good luck to Jari. Those laws in Florida must be pretty strict! I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.
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Manic mode kicks ass!!!!
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You said it!!! I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.
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I ordered mine from their site too. I thought it was a pretty good movie. I'm sure you will enjoy it... I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.
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Ha! Yeah because I took off the scarf as soon as I entered the building so no one would see me wearing it. I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.
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No way. My hair looks like a rats nest when I get to work because of my hat. My boss always laughs at me when I take off my hat and all my hair is sticking up. But hey, I'm warm. I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.
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So I have to stand outside every morning and catch a ride to work. Its pretty cold here in the suburbs of DC at 5:45 in the morning. So I am usually freezing my A$$ off by the time I get my ride. Today I tried something that I have never tried before and I was AMAZED! All I did was wear a scarf! Being a guy, I always thought that scarves were something that women wore, not guys. Well, my views have changed. I don't care what anyone thinks about me wearing a scarf. I now LOVE my scarf.
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Very funny! I will be forwarding as well... I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.
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So I guess jumpers that end up ordering the new suit will have to supply their own pants. Ha! I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.
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who has had zero g in a jump ship?
wzettler replied to Newbie's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
LMAO!!!! Thats too funny!!! I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them. -
Reserve Repack calculator doesn't seem to be working...Thanks... I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.
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You mean "go to sleep" like pins and needles? Like when circulation gets cut off? I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.
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I got them before and I was told by one of the guys that works at my gym to do excersizes where you are lifting the foot and flexing that muscle. We have a machine that works that area. He also told me to lift heavy and it will strengthen faster. I was also told to ice the shin splints after a workout and that would speed healing. I don't know if i buy any of this because I still got them for a while. I think they really stopped because I got in shape... thats my .02 I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.
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Those kick ass!!!!! I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.
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who has had zero g in a jump ship?
wzettler replied to Newbie's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
How is that possible?? Can you post the vid? Sounds nuts. If I remember correctly I think it was Kevin922 that had some video of that, or else it was him. Ask him. I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them. -
Worked for me. That was kick-ass, good job! I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.
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If you go to the "Dropzones" tab on this website and look up a DZ, it says in the description whether they are a USPA member or not... I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.
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Dude, thats not cool. I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.
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Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. I also wonder if we will be able to sample any of it over here...Hopefully...
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Ready? See link below. I thought beer only had the ability to make people look better. Now it has anti-aging properties!!!! http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/01/09/offbeat.antiage.beer.reut/ I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.
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IMO I think that people who practice the most are going to be the best. I have seen poor and great trackers in both diciplines. And just to be a smart-ass (since its not a category listed) but with a serious answer, I think the best trackers are the BASE jumpers who jump the big walls in Norway and around the world. Some of those guys track like they are wearing wing suits, without the suits (due to pantz or not). Thats my .02... edited to add: I did vote for FFs though if you want to know... I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.
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Don't see one yet so here goes: Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY(thing-ee) n. Female......Any part under a car's hood. Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE(vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male..........Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION(ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male...........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT(ko-mit-ment) n. Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT(en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female......A good movie, concert, play or book. Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE(flach-u-lens) n. Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7. MAKINGLOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male...........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTECONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.
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Thats good, I like that one.. I was 17: Was sitting in a shopping center parking lot with some friends deciding what we were going to do next. My friend's girlfriend pisses me off and I said I was going home. I had two other friends in my car with me (Dad's Mercury Grand Marquis), one of which was high, the other of which was doing a drug that makes you hallucinate severely (which I will leave un-named here). We didn't have anything in the car at that point. Anyway, I'm pissed off, so I put it in drive and stomp on the gas. We peel wheels for about 20 feet and then are driving through the parking lot. All of a sudden there is a cop on a bicycle next to my window shining a flashlight on me pedaling as hard as he can and yelling for me to pull over. I kind of laugh (not intending to stop) because hes on a bike, what is he going to do? Then from the other side, this crazy cop on another bicycle cuts in front of me, sacrificing himself and so I have to slam on the brakes and stop. I tell the guys in the car with me to shut the FU(K UP and don't say a word. They are freakin, but i get them calm enough. Cop out of breath: What were you doing back there? Me: You mean peeling out or not stopping? Cop: Not stopping. whether a police officer is on a bike or in a car you HAVE to stop when he tells you to. Me: Oh. My bad. So he begins to write out the wreckless driving ticket (you have to go to court for this in VA by the way). Since he is on a bike he is writing it on the hood of my car. After rolling my window back down and leaning my head out: Me: Excuse me, Officer. He looks over. Me: I don't think my dad would appreciate you writing on his hood. I'd appreciate it if you'd get yourself a clipboard. He then gives me a look like he wants to drag me out of the car and beat my ass. He calls over a black and white and gets a clipboard, finishes writing and sends me on my way. He called my dad and I got into a world of trouble but being 17 (and dumb) at the time, it was fun. Whew, that was long, but that is a fun story to tell... I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.
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So who's going to start the Polish jokes? How many Polish scuba divers does it take to get a fish drunk.... I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.