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  1. misskriss
    No unisom....drinking American wine since it is unAmerican now to drink French wine. After I finish this glass, I'll have a hot bath and that should to it.. but in the meantime...
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    I'm bored with insomnia.......entertain me.
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    *Note to Kris, Misskriss has orange hot-pants and hooters shirt..* (long story, but will explain later) Grandma has huge freezer as it is customary for anyone over the age of 50 to have extra freezer in the garage. To thaw or not to thaw.....depends on the length of my vacation...
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    Now, Locking him up in any Hooters may be the answer. I believe the sight of orange shorts may give me adequate time to enjoy said events with him being none the wiser. The kids can be flown to Florida to their Grandmother's......do the gnomes get frequent flyer miles?
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    I have to post another one.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When shall it be said in any country of the world, my poor are happy; neither ignorance or distress is to be found among them; my jails are empty of prisoners, my streets of beggers; the aged are not in want, the taxes are not oppressive; the rational world is my friend, becausei am friend of its happiness; when these things can be said, then may that country boast of its constitution and government. -----Thomas Paine
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    I might need a special ops team to come in and get me.......Just leave instructions and grocery list with spouse before you carry me out over your shoulder
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    Why am I up at this hour..
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    Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear- not absence of fear. - Mark Twain
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    LOL okay......that has been printed out and posted to my refrigerator..heehee.....LOL Honestly.....it just might work..
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    I wanna come.....can someone write me a note and get me out of my official housewife duties so I can come?? PLEEEEEEEEEASE
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    VICTORY

    misskriss replied to jraf's topic in The Bonfire

    and what about French Tickler..?
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    Groooooosssssssss
  13. misskriss
    Somehow that song reminded me of the song, Macarthur Park...... Someone left a cake out in the rain.. I don't think that i can take it Cause it took so long to bake it..
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    I thought you only did that for me..
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    The guys did check us out though *** Did you make them horny, baby..
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    So sad....

    misskriss replied to Enrique's topic in The Bonfire

    Agreed...
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    So sad....

    misskriss replied to Enrique's topic in The Bonfire

    Thanks, Rhino........the children do make the true sacrifice.....I signed up for the duty when I married into the military. It's hard to answer when they ask.." will my Daddy get killed..."
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    So sad....

    misskriss replied to Enrique's topic in The Bonfire

    it is sad....this is this is how my little girls looked the morning they had to say goodbye to their Dad before he deployed last time.
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    Congrats, Trav!!! I remember seeing you land on your 400th when I was on the ground with Pierre. YOU ROCK!!
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    ........ and they lived happily ever after.....
  21. misskriss
    I must have missed something... reward? LOL...whatever it was, I"m sure Viking would love to have it.. It's not too bad...i'm just not into fruity cocktails...I"m a simple girl.... beer or wine for me..
  22. misskriss
    It tastes like spiked kool aid......yuck..LOL Ingredients: 1 oz Vodka 1 oz Triple sec 1 oz Apple schnapps 1 oz Peach schnapps 1 oz Southern Comfort 2 1/2 oz Orange juice 2 1/2 oz 7-Up tblsp Grenadine syrup Mixing instructions: Mix all ingredients in a pitcher of ice to chill, adding just enough grenadine to color pink. Add more or less OJ and 7-up to achieve desired strength. Strain into bottle to serve as shooters or serve the whole pitcher with a number of straws for a group to slurp down at the same time!!
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    yeah.....leave the beach..
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    The blanket must be huge, but with all the rolling around and stuff it gets bunched up and sand always manages to find it's way to your naked body... NOw if you stay in one position and don't roll around your chances of sand free sex are higher..
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    ACtually....sex on the beach isn't that great....lots of sand in places that sand just shouldn't be. I would advise doing it in the ocean if you want the beach theme....