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heehee....kay.....i'm trying to take one with the webcam......i'm having troubles...Travis..come help me..

want a picture??? heehee

I still have my belly button pierced though..

I love my family to death too.....all very special....but my friends are so non judgemental of me and accept me and love me for who I am...they also look out for me and call me on shit when I fuck up. My friends will say...."kristen...you might want to think twice before you pierce your nipple..." My mom would say.." why would you do something so stupid" Just for the record...I didn't pierce'em..

That was really cool of you to do.....

haha.....I'm eating leftovers already.....someone save me from myself..

IMHO...fuck Iraq...literally

***I guess only other women understand this phenomenon... *** HOw so?

That is admirable of your sister.. My daugher was 18 months old when I first met the man I would marry...He eventually adopted her and has been so incredible to her.. She's 13 now and boy does she love her Daddy..

Working...YES!! I've been cooking since 7am... however...it is a Thanksgiving rule that one must drink wine while cooking..

ooooooooohhhhhhh....come to VIRGINIA...

***You really should find a way to publish some these stories, you write so well, and I'm sure the LA Times would like this little gem... *** I agree... such wonderful writing. i always look forward to reading Michelle's posts.... that story was so heartwarming...

My Dad was a big drinker when I was growing up. He's been sober off and on for years..I'm hoping this time he's kicked it. My mom rarely drinks.... my brothers and I...in moderation.. I married a man who doesn't drink partly because I didn't ever want to have to worry about what my mom went through. and ..I always have a designated driver...

The Poopie List (GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie! For more great humor... ...To The Funny Farm!

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I haven't made a turducken yet...but i aspire to

I wish I could put into words....but I can't...just not that good of a writer..... but I'll tell you this...I understand..

i have sinus problems too and would just pop a sudafed or other nondrowsy sinus med before hand and it worked great.

LOL......hmmmmmmmm if Wendy and her mom and the kids don't mind..

yeah.....remind me to pick it up on thursday.....

hehehe....you know i'm kidding...it's not like i know how limber you are from playing twister or anything..

hmmmmmmm.......maybe you're really really limber...

LOL.....not mine....hehehe...

Travis....got something in your throat?

You are the most profound man I've ever met..