misskriss

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  1. Westley: "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours." I love the Princess Bride..... as you wish..
  2. and a bitch if you're cursed with tmj..
  3. nooooo......i'm not a sadist...or is it .....a masochist....which one enjoys causing pain...
  4. is that what you've been doing?
  5. as one door closes...another one opens...
  6. General Barnicke: Where is your drill sergeant, men? John Winger: Blown up sir.
  7. He is cute......but i was pretty sure you were the one with the tongue.....soooooo....heyyyyy.....what are the two of you doing for new year's..
  8. okay....you're really cute.. all the guys flirt with you... why can't i..
  9. http://www.toyota.com/html/shop/vehicles/sequoia/ This is what i want.....i know it's big....but i want it..i recycle...so i balance out in the universe..right?
  10. I still have to laugh when the lingo comes home... teaching the girls to ride their bikes.." now you must have SA going on...be aware of your surroundings at all times." or.."come on babe.....let's hit the rack."
  11. How about married to the military......does that count....more than 10 yrs now.....
  12. I place extreme values on relationships..the problem comes when only one person works at it and makes it a priority...
  13. Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her. Sally: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive? Harry: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
  14. hmmmmmmmmm.....lol okay...ladies first...or......would it be.. you demonstrate as i demonstrate..
  15. hmmmmmm..........who is interviewing who..or is it whom.. shit...i always have to get out my grammar book..
  16. is there a whole school on the art of using the tongue......
  17. hmmmmmm..so tongue agility...do the lips play a major role...
  18. he's sleeping.. sshhhhhh.....it will be a secret..
  19. then how would one train for the task.... enlighten me, Zen...
  20. it happens more often than one would like to believe..one of my best friends husband left her and their child for a porn star.. JR Carrington...
  21. Damn....that's impressive..... on my shopping list for tomorrow.....cherries.....i will practice all day..