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After i broke my shinbone....lots of them...but mostly it was landings that went REALLY BAD! Then there was the divorce and though I had only 8 jumps to my name i had a good number. And it would kind of linger in my mind every time I went up. Then one day there was some "industrial haze" that was like a sheet cake and only 500ft thick but smooth as all can be. Above it was blue skies but there it was, a false floor.....and I fell into it...i saw my shadow as i had in my deems.....I was going to crash into myself..... Think about the spirituality of that statement "I was going to crash into myself" And well I didn't die......but it woke me up. Perhaps death is just our way of waking up from our long dream. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://foamythesquirrel.com/FoamyTheSquirrel.gif love the little guy! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Thank you doll who knows maybe one day I will and she will love me for me. But for now, with respect to this thread......and Ms. Universe? Look the writer went over the top, so I went to 11. Yeah the question was a bit off....bit it simply have been innocent as well. If you were to ask me the very same question regarding what I would change about my body? I would say my eyes! I would love to have 20/20 vision and not wear contacts .... The girl could have said something about stamina so that she could do more in one day to make the world a better place bla bla bla bla Ugly Betty got her granny panties in a twist and yeah sure I can relate. At only 5'7" I've been looked past by girl looking for a guy who was 6ft + but SO FREAKING WHAT! Get over it! Giggle and enjoy the show! What next! Starting a petition to end the Victoria Secret runway show? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

WOW! Chicks in skimpy leather corsets and knee high boots...HOT! Chicks dressed like dorks dancing around poles....and NOT ON THEM.....not hot. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You my good man are right! WTF is this thing? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

If I were king of the world...which I may well be one day.... There would be feminist beauty pageants where the angry girls were asked to do impossible things such as; 1) Dress in a manner that did not cause the judges to gauge out their eyes with rusty forks! 2) Carry on a conversation with a man that did not end with "you pig dog!" 3) Demonstrate how to properly walk in 8in heals while carrying a six pack and a pizza! 4) Flirt...with a STRAIGHT MAN! 5) Giggle....just because. 6) Coordinate a two piece bathing suit. 7) Tan....as in get some exposure to sunlight. 8) Dance...and not that strange crap you see at renaissance fairs I'm talking booty shaking stuff from the deepest darkest parts of Jabooty! 9) Answer one question regarding pop music and not that EMO vampire shit! 10) Say the words "Why yes HE is right!" without auto destructing Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

This article is made for insults! And I will let them fly! Thought they are not aimed at a person of a given size nor educational background...it's all in good fun! http://www.vinylrevinyl.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/andrew-dice-clay.jpg http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/14/living/miss-universe-question/index.html?hpt=hp_c2 Yeah you are baby get over it....now please get out of the way while I hit on your way hotter, skinnier, taller and happier friend with that OMG ass! WHAT UP SEXY! Hum....there is a feministing.org....two things..FIRST! If you read that fast or maybe type it too fast you may go to the wrong web page which is all about 5 finger fun....second...I SO NEED TO SIGN UP! http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/14400000/Wait-til-they-get-a-load-of-me-marvel-comics-14478811-640-800.jpg Look Ugly Bettey...god how can I put this in words you can understand.......your an angry girl who though really hates how men act with respect to going ga ga over hot girls....secretly you want these guys to also bend over backwards for you and to hit on you as much as they hit on Ms. NoPanties with the long legs, the flat belly, perky boobies and the happy disposition and the OMG ASS. And not be her "token" friend who usually ends up with the hot guys drunk handsy friend who's a "manager" of the electronics section of Best Buy....no offence to any mangers of electronic sections of Best Buy Well apparently every 4-7 years...his wife!

Sad : Sparticus dies Headed to Utah Miss Universe Hopeful Told to Wear Panties legit 10/10's at the dz Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://ridebctransit.com/files/transit/images/BCTransitLogo146x180.gif Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

OK hear me out...and this will sound odd... the old ladies in my complex buy me the issues...long and short of it i told them that i missed reading my x wifes Cosmo's when I was married and they feel bad for me and now every month I get at least a coppy....old ladies forget what they bought half the time! I look it over and then give the issue to the hot sexy girls at the manifest desk and then they think I'm the best thing since.....yogatoes! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Wait...there was once a mal called a "Mae West" http://img1.browsebiography.com/images/gal/2392_Mae_West_photo_1.jpg HOLA! How you doing! Ok back on topic, if they had utilized the Brian Germain method of PS folding would this still have happened? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

According to the latest issue of Cosmo and the tests it contains....I'm a hot catch! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Can you swoop in heaven....or hell...or where ever! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

See guys I'm not that bad! Yeah I have strong opinions and sadly at this moment I'm doing my best to push out this economic model of human interaction out of my head....but yeah! See! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

There are no DZ's there? No tunnels? Really Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

GIRL! That isn't easy to describe in words.....I mean no joke I've dated girls as big as the one pictured in the article when I was in engineering school (Jill H, a very nice girl who was a vegan) to girls who were size 00 (Melinda from Hungary). As it stands now I'm not into "thick" girls though one of the girls I'm seeing could be classified as "thick". The one before her was an inch taller than me and a little on the thicker side...I was actually turned on by her intellect. Ah another was a doctor, she was a size 8 at Gap...i know we went shopping one day for clothes. But she was an athlete. God.....if i had to say.... Hum... How about....her? http://s2.bikewalls.com/pictures/Ducati_Monster696-ok_2008_01_1024x768.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You must live a very sad, chaotic life We all have to have goals you know. Hum...if she lost.....40lbs....maybe it could work. But she does have kind of a large build....but then again...she does have big tits....then again she does have that belly that hangs over the pie....but you know what they say about big girls and how they are in bed..... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Now don't be mean to skinny healthy active girls! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

The truth finally comes out. every thing i want to google......i can't! so just google fat chick on a moped AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SHIT! I was going to be nice to large girls and engineers for 30 days! SHIT! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

AFF8 went in hard, ended up with a nice titanium rod in right shinbone. Live alone with two cats, lots of dorky friends who think i'm nuts and parents live 4 hours away and are flakey to say the least....am i nervous when i'm in the air? God you bet! That first jump.....man it's a trip. But then it gets better. But it's not for everyone, this sport we love. It can and will kill you. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

8 and under....can find lots of them when i cross the river and hit up NYC...in NJ....aaahhh....hum....well...it's not that easy. Though there are a few! But at the moment I have this size 8 rule. And man...this girl scares me! Though....being a man...I would hit it...but i would not talk about it or say i ever did and just call her "My very good friend" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I' have given it a bit of thougth....and I'm ok with it...as long as she is cute. I'm a size 12 how the hell is that a size freaking 12! WTF IS THAT! OMG AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BARF BARF BARF BARF BARF! EYES MUST BE BURNED! OK....and now the real depressing part... Average size of the average american chick is a size 14. I think I will never ever eat again! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://www.monkeytownhq.com/images/pointbreak.jpg Braaaa.... Yeah Did you just diss my radicalness in making up new verbiage? Yeah Braaa.....remember that speech I gave about fear and ultimate price. Yeah Braaa, let's not go down that road again "you mid" WOW Braaa, yeah so let it be and sauce the tandems Man this movie just writes its self doesn't it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Mid? http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/13/article-1315912536727-0DDD7CA500000578-175839_636x381.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Don't mid bro don't mid...I'm just getting extreme and radical! But I want to see the article! So is this a remake or is this a part II or a prequel or what? And what do you mean no freaking skydiving! WTF man! And I hope it won't all be CGI! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!