shah269

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  1. Nah. It's that most women who skydive have at least a little bit of self esteem. Nah bad nails...no really some of you ladies really do have a case of man hands...I meand don't get me wrong but you are all beautiful in your own right and bla bla bla and talented and bla bla bla but....well....I like girls with nice nails and soft hands. And you don't want to date me anyway...I mean sure I’m really really amazingly good looking, thoughtful and a fucking great cook and look amazing just strutting my stuff....but sadly I would respect you and ask your thoughts on issues and even ask you to assist me in being a better participant in the sport.........which is a total turn off for a number of ladies who are tool food ;-) And when did this thread become about me? Yes I am great! I am amazing but must every thread be about how amazing and great I am! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  2. wwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllll what if they move in, clean up the place, make it a livable space and give it to a family? And then the bank has a small problem...odds are they won't be able to find the papers they need to indicate that the home really belongs to the bank and odds are the judge will tell the bank to go fuck it self. don't laugh if you have a mortgage with BoA odds are the bank has no clue where your papers are. I just got a call from them asking me if I had my title to my new car? I had to laugh.... Yeah i bought the car and the second i got the chance I moved the loan over to my credit union. but I know as soon as that title hits my hand....well....good luck getting it out of my freaking hands! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  3. Mother.....fracker..... OK i give up...no really...it's like talking to autistic kids. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  4. http://www.payvand.com/news/07/mar/The-Persian-Empire.jpg I would go but...well the last time Persia and Sparta got togther it kind of got.....kinky. Oh yeah! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  5. OMG! Bro...it was a simple question. If Liberals like Canada and Holland what country do conservatives like? JUDAS! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  6. Fo shiz my hiz Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  7. I would say it's a little less than say Volley Ball. And much less than Beach Volley Ball. And slightly worse than HD clubs. It is what it is. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  8. Just a thought....and this may be crazy and fun... Why not have Ladies Night? A DZ needs to have one day of the week...say Thrusday where the ladies jump at a lower price. Even tandems. Maybe that will get more girls to enjoy the sport? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  9. And this became about me how now? OK so your math is nice, but think about the guy....you have 2 girls....one is dating or married and the other is into girls. So what do we do? Much like engineering, in skydiving if a girl can't find a nice guy she is either too picky or blind. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  10. Who was truly a great man! A man who fought for those who could not. Who feed those who had not. Sad to say it....but odds are if Jesus was here today...he would most likely have been a part of the occupy movement. If nothing to feed people and to stand up for those who could not. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  11. Nope but on average they are family values voters and are conservative. As I recall Holland had a serious problem with Muslims not assimilating into the Dutch culture and actually tire to educate immigrants regarding tolerance of gays and lesbians. So no not terrorist but on average, conservative and will most likely vote Republican in the not too distant future. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  12. Hu...made me think....what will happen when the Church starts looking and wondering where all the faith has gone and does something really scary. Declares credit cards and unjustified debt and accumulation of untold billions a sin. Remember who goes to church.....mostly the middle and lower classes and if they lack the funds needed to donate....the church dies. Now who has more power? The Catholic Church of Visa? It's not that unusual to contemplate the Pope excommunicating the corporate class. After all rumor has it that's what happened to the Knights Templar. Got a little too greedy and took a bit too much wine and a bit too much bread and before you knew it...one fine night they all were slaughtered like cattle. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  13. I don't date skydiving girl...and I don't think I ever will. I get to close and care too much and I would spend too much time worrying about her and not me. That said, you have to admit it is a nice square kick in the junk of all male skydivers when a skydiving chick goes for a Whuffo. Why? Simple what are we talking about? 15% girls? 20% on a good day? So that's 2 girls for every 8 guys....1 chick for every 4 on a VERY GOOD DAY! On a bad day, 2 chicks to 52 dicks. If a girl can't find ONE half decent guy out of say 52 then well let's be honest this simply implies one of two things. 1) WE as a population of men are lower than average in all aspects of dating be it looks to income and we should retreat to the cave from which we evolved from and never come out. OR 2) The girl is dumber than a bag of hammers....really dumb ass...there were 52 freaking guys....and you had to go and try to pick up the tool at the end of the bar? There is always some dumb fuck who wants to ice skate uphill.....and I give you the girl who goes for a Whuffo instead of a skydiver dude who is dumb enough to pack her parachute and carry her shit to and from the car and yet is dumb enough to ask "So where are all the nice guys..." This is really a good question for Dr. Shah...ask him what he thinks. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  14. OK OK OK Let's just say "Average" Where does the AVERAGE conservative feel that things are done "right" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  15. Guys I just want your thougths.... Hell I could have said Canada is very Liberal Friendly. What country do you feel other than the US is Conservative friendly? I'm not belittling anyone just wish to hear what you think. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  16. True, very true. But on average I would say MOST liberals think Holland is a nice place. My question is what country do most conservatives think is a nice place. Other than the US. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  17. I figured you'd be skinnier, what with all the exercise you get jumping to conclusions. Thoughts? Is a religious conservative "save your own ass" country such as Iran a conservative dream if they weren't big on terrorist actions? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  18. Iran sucks. Shit I could have told you that! But it is what the US would be if we let Utah take over the US. Magic undies and all! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  19. Hijacker! well hold on.....wait a minute.... This girl...try to get her to go bi....it may work and you will thank me for it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  20. If Holland is Utopia for Liberals in such that it's well educated, very liberal both with respect to its social policy as well as it's immigration not to mention it is very progressive with respect to its view of the environment.... What is a country that exists today that idealizes the conservative view? My suggestions and this will offend a few... Iran! And here is why 1) NO Gays.... 2) The president talks to god...hell the nation entrusts in god in every single aspect of its existence. 3) No Socialized ANYTHING! Be it security or education. 4) Next to no regulations, other than religious. I know I ran is an exaggerated state but let's face it is a religious "democracy" and it is a hyper conservative with respect to many of it's views regarding life liberty and other issues. What are your thoughts? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  21. Sex toys are another one...buy lots and lots of sex toys! Oh wait you wanted to actually talk to her? Ahhh...hum....well....you could take her skydiving? Or rock climbing? or maybe join a swingers club...? Oh wait that sex thing....hum...I KNOW! Talk to her! Ask her what she thinks! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  22. 1985 called they want their big hair metal bands back. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  23. Brain mush after long day...brain will be more mush after long evening of doing homework...leave message at the beep. Totally lacking the will for a comeback at the moment. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  24. If that's sexy I'm a god. No no we talked about this, I'm the Persian God... Well I guess there could be more than one God? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  25. It's called sacrifice and being frugal. Perhaps not hanging out at bars and running around with women. Perhaps making smart investments. $250k is not chump change, averge person only makes $45k in the us per year. If you don't eat or buy new shoes...a little over 7 years? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!