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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02091/sailorKiss_2091645b.jpg Yeah I am turned on thus I think this is a great idea! Ladies time for a Shah sandwich? Funny Shah fact...Lesbians like Shah...I have no idea why! I mean I'm am a self centered shallow bastard who has a slight vagina addiction but from all of my experiences, lesbians love the Shah and as such...I in my liberal nudist bhudist ways am OK with this! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16259070 Usually I am mean to engineering girls and extra mean to the IT guys....hey dorks why does my email crash on me 15 times a freaking day! But I have come to the conclusion that they actually care for me, while reading this article I noticed that all of the links to: Hey Fat Chick, Chubby Guy Swag, The Manfattan Project and Plump Up the Volume were blocked! And for that I am greatful! Thanks guys! But back on track As of Jan 1 2012 I will be nice........but till then I give you Miss Hot Engineer 2011! http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/57540000/jpg/_57540628_fat_chick_2.jpg well we think she's a chick we are not sure....she has a boyfriend but no one has ever seen him........but no matter all the engineering dorks are all over her and call her "HOTNESS!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Never before in the MODERN history of our great nation has the disparity of income been so great. The last time a disparity of such magnitude was visible was a little before the great depression. Internationally before that was the French revolution. People by their very nature are hard workers, everyone wishes to work and provide. Yes you can will point out to a few who sit at home and reproduce as it's their job and suck on the tit of society. But those are the extremes and not the norm. On average those of the lower classes work longer and harder than those of the upper classes. And as time has gone by this has grown and expanded to such an extent where it's become a serious issue. Those in the upper classes effectively no longer have to work and furthermore no longer have to actually own the means of production. Their capital churns and slides around the international markets forever in a state of profitability. We are currently in a state where by the rich effectively are divorced from the poor. And this can only be maintained for so long before the system breaks. And unlike the French revolution where the well to do and connected who kept the poor down were dragged from their homes and were laid down to have their heads removed from their shoulders the current state is such that the rich and in effect buy the government and in turn buy protection. And before you go off on a 2nd amendment rant about how you and your small insignificant amount of ammo and guns can and will hold the government accountable let me be the first to tell you......guns and bullets are a thing of the past. Those in charge and those in the know can keep everyone and everything at peace such that the rich will get richer, the poor will vote against their own best interest and die off and the middle class can move to Mexico. But relax there is nothing you can do. If you are a republican odds are in the past 20 odd years you have voted against your best interests. You have been fixated on god, gays and guns.....all of which do not put food on the table or funds in your pockets....but god, guns and gays keep you up at night and ensure warm angry thoughts. And don't look at the democrats for anything either. The democrats aka the jellocrats can't find their way out of a wet paper bag. If the republicans are the party of laser focus on irreverent subjects the jellocrats are the party of the beaten wives club. Just flex on them on any issue no matter how central to their views and they like a bunch of dorky nerds will fall to the ground ball up in the fetal position and promptly wet and soil themselves. And with that boys and girls all I can say is that we are FUCKED! And sadly we will be smiling all the way into the grave! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

How does that song go? I'm sticking with my love of fake B(+)(+)BIES! I mean they are so much fun! Sadly only dated a few girls with them And have tried to convince many girls that they should get a set!

Flat front kackies, one size too small. Currently wearing them in the office showing them off via doing squat thrusts. Yeah the old lady who deals with sexual harassment suits in the HR department is spinning in her chair! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Sing with me! I like fake titties and I can not lie! Other brothers may deny! But when a cute little girl with huge cans walks in I get sprung.... And so on and so on and yes so on! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah but come on that starter motor is nothing. Next you want to tell me that the blower from my HVAC should do some work as well? Come on! Look my 1.8T got me 30mpg @80mph My 3.5TT gets me 26mph @ 80mph Not bad right! So why do I need an electric engine to sit there and do nothing. Look, you have two independent systems in a prius and the volt.....now the Honda system that came from F1....that's sexy. that one I think will do very well in most cars but will do even better in trucks! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah but that's fun for us. A woman having a deep orgasm is.......like WOW!

TL? DR? Well just wanted to say thank you all for not only being supportive in my darker days but also laughing along with some of my very dumb jokes. And I couldn't get you all a gift so i wrote a little satirical story. I'm very glad and lucky to have stumbled not only on a great hobby but on a very vibrant and amazing group of individuals. And for that on this Christmas I am grateful! So watch out for those crazed old ladies and don't spend too much money on those designer socks and remember what all this is about. Being close to friends and family and spending time with those who mean the most to you. From Shah Happy Christmas! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

It's that time of year again, not quite the end but boy does it sure feel like it should be. That time of year which seems to begin sooner and sooner every year. In fact as of next year, if we all survive, people will be "getting ready" in mid to late August. Yeah it's that time of year when we all gather and celebrate the little things in life such as friends, family and lighting systems so powerful that they could be used at international airports to quid in jumbo jets carrying designer foot ware from the far East. For there is nothing more festive than your neighbor using a cherry picker to install sufficient lights on his house to burn out your retinas and to melt the plastic off of your American car, that was made in Korea next to the same assembly line that makes designer socks that look like gloves. Lights so majestic and so bright and which blink so fast and so erratically that passersby to fall to the ground in praise or perhaps convulsions caused by epileptic seizures induced by aforementioned high frequency flickering of said lights. And let's us not forget about the joy of gift giving. Which really isn't joy rather a total collapse from exhaustion. Nothing like waking up at 3am after consuming enough Turkey to kill a medium sized African lion and standing in line outside of your local Wally World, foaming at the mouth and suffering from mind to moderate frost bite just so you can buy that person you didn't even know you are related to high end designer shoes that have individual spaces for your individual toes, which you didn't even existed. Until, Regis had declared on his show how everyone should have one, while standing next to that interchangeable cute looking girl who has no discernable talents other than having teeth so white that they are often confused for spot lights! And that this THIS PICE De RESISTANCE was the GIFT OF THE YEAR and that you had to buy it for those you loved or at least thought you did. And as the doors open to Wally World at 3am and old ladies grab their walkers and start engaging in gladiatorial combat to the death for the last pair of those designer pink socks that look like gloves for your feet. You crawl your way into the very last isle at the very back of the store, to find that the shoe is only available in one size fit for Big Foot and only available for people with two left feet. Thus triumphantly you exit, bruised, bloodied, clothes ripped, one shoe missing but holding your pair of size 24.5 designer shoes in one hand and some old ladies cane in the other only to find out that you left your lights on in the car and need to call AAA to get a jump. But let us not forget the tree! Oh yes the tree! Or more commonly called the Honica Bush, the Cuanza Fern or to our more earthy unshaven granola eating year around sandal wearing living in their moms basement friends, The carbon credit. Yes the prestigious conifer! It use to be that obtaining a one involved 15 months of preparing, a year of training, a small gaggle of Sherpa's and iron determination to brave the wilds of the local tree farm to cut down a tree more suited for Rockefeller Center than your living room using a homemade ax. Then dragging it back to your car, all the while fending off attacks from all kinds of woodland creatures that used that tree for shelter and now were out for blood because you like Bank of America were accidentally reprocessing their beloved home. Those good old days are gone! Now you just get into your half melted minivan, drive to your local Christmas tree market located outside of your local Wally World and ask a three toothed woman who moonlights as an engineer what tree she would recommend for your home and are all those cats are really hers? What once was a great symbol of the season by the ancient Zoroastrians which was later confused by the Europeans as a symbol of birth is now being carried on the oddly well built shoulders of a woman who you are not sure is really a woman due to the facial hair and Addams apple and is then thrown on top of your minivan and tied down in such a manner that you have to climb through the back windows to get in or out. Yet all is well for you are proud of your profound conifer flashing gang signs to your homies in their minivans taking home their Honica Bush or their Cuanza Ferns back to their homes all the while thinking how bad is tree sap for my cars paint. Never the less, all is well for you are proud that you have again a proud owner of a conifer which by the time you have reached the very first stop light has lost 90% of its once mighty braches. Yet you don't notice for you are trying to ignore the 4 pigmy cannibals you call your kids, screaming and engaging in knife fights with chipmunks which still insist you bring their home back for they have proof that they paid their mortgage on time! But it's not about the lights which can be seen by distant civilizations across the cosmos or the tree which stands proudly and dangerously close to the fireplace or the designer shoes which seem fit for no one or the trophy walker you took from that old lady you killed as you ran into Wally World. This is the time of year furthest away from the next Christmas. And the next time that SOB Regis declares that he knows what the "it" gift is, you are going to grab whatever cute little woman he has on his show by the ankles and beat that bastard to death and feed his remains to those pissed off chipmunks that are now have occupied your driveway and demand your resignation. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Nah Mc Chubbs just wants to get laid...and impress women. Hard to do that when you are a total fracking nerd! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

The desire to have children is a drive that we men just will never truly understand. I know I don’t since I've decided that having kids is just for me. I've seen many many many SMRAT women forgo their education, careers and families to either have kids or have more kids. I've seen women working riding a free scholarship in medical school stop, pull back and find a dick to have a kid with. And I'm not saying dick to be mean I'm saying they found a man any man to have kids with. And a good portion of the time the guy wasn't the best pick she could have made. I've seen women reverse mortgage their home and nearly bankrupt the entire family just to have one more fertility treatment to have one more kid or just to have that one kid. In this economy I've seen women walk away from $150k jobs because they had to have kids today. I've see women leave their husbands for a man of lower income and physical fortitude because their first husband thought that one or two kids were enough and she wanted to have another. Now I'm not making excuses for this person and I'm sure she is suffering from some very interesting mental disorder to have so many kids for no apparent reason. Yet what I am saying is that we men will never truly understand a woman's drive to reproduce. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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ha ha you wish! I think thise chubby little fucktard is going to be dangerous. He is going to do some very dumb shit to one up his dad and woo the lades! Which if you ask me....is very bad for us. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/23/tech/innovation/amazing-solar-power-projects/index.html?hpt=hp_c2 Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Dude read But who cares they wouldn't stand a chance vs a modern F/A-18. That aircraft is just amazingly smart and well thought out. Wow! I thought I had ADD! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Honda has it, so do all F1 cars. VERY NICE idea! Now that may work! And has worked! But having one motor just lie there like a dead fish....thanks but no thanks! But having a little one that gives you just a little oooomph...very good idea! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

And what Military's uniform do/did you wear? Well what every fanboy would wear when rocking an RC aircraft! Either http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=201319&catid=185848 or http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploads/2010/07/comic-con-nerds.jpg But the Shah F-14 and F/A-18 connections are just funky. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cvdgPlEKW9k/TMTeAqi9MzI/AAAAAAAABe8/SiEb_yyks0M/s1600/Shah_Nixon.jpg Iran still flies F-14's...not sure what you would call an F-14 powered by Rusky motors.... But who cares they wouldn't stand a chance vs a modern F/A-18. That aircraft is just amazingly smart and well thought out. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Did you just type 3 motors! I mean really we know full well how to turn green things that grow in ponds into diesel. And last i checked green things that grew in ponds were almost unkillable! Come on really! Give me a 1.8TDI in a light body! Hell slap that engine in a TT body and it will outrun out last and sure as shit out cool the Volt and still be greener! Hell slap that same 1.8TDI engine in a Lotus body and panties will just explode off women as you drive by while burning recycled vegetable oil. A girl i'm seeing comes from a well to do family, father's got a Tesla. I show up in my 135I. I admire his collection of cars and we get to talking so me being me i say I'll race you for pinks for the Tesla. He thinking he's got the upper hand says SURE! I say my terms my conditions since it's my wager. Sure he says just as long as it's reasonable. Sure I say. So he rattles off quarter mile? I say no. Mile? I say no. Twice around Pocono Raceway? I say no. He looks at me bemused and smug. I respond 280 miles. He stops....looks at me....I look at him....looks at his daughter who is now smiling. I being me I then say, I'll even give you a 4 hour head start. He looks at his daughter and says, "finally you found yourself a smart one." Needless to say, I was cheating. Sure it's a Lotus but some dumb twit stuck what appears to be a hunk of led 3 ft too high and 3 ft too forward of where the CG should be and then added insult to injury by.......making it such that it only goes 250 miles in a perfect world and needs 16 hours to recharge. Nice car....to look at. But then again could have been done better with a 1.8TDI Now I know where the volt is coming from, there is a pile of cash set aside by a bunch of art history majors who's collective IQ is slightly lower than that of a burned out toaster. And these pillars or stupidity think they know how to build cars and run wars.....which they don't. So all Chevy is doing is....doing the right thing, picking up some of this free cash to offset it's other expenses. It has nothing to do with a car or the environment. It has all to do with a huge pile of cold hard cash that is just sitting there for the taking. Boys and girls don't give up on the IC engine just yet. It's going to be around a lot longer than you or I. Because we have hit a fundamental wall with respect to being able to store electrical energy in things such as LiPo's. Any more they tend to explode any less and well it's just no fun. So unless you plan on selling your home in the berbs and moving into the closest city and or some one finds an amazing way to store electrical energy such that it doesn't explode this is all just a crap shoot and a total waste of time.... Driving around with one engine while the other one is doing either next to nothing or worse sucking the life out of the anemic one? What dumb ass art history major thought of that......oh those very same guys who though of all those other dumb things! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

yeah well.....they still will be untanned uncool dorks who smell of cheazy poofs! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

God i remember reading something once where the Shah of Iran paid for 50% of the development of the first FA-18's after her got his first batch of F-14's Still....shame we are getting into more and more super expensive aircraft and as such less and less talented fighter jocks and more.....Xbox 360 types Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So let me get this right, two inefficient motors are better than one proven efficient motor that can be run on a potential sustainable source of energy. Pardon me while I look perplexed and doubt your logic. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Imagine how i felt! I had just called for my own death! Oh well i mean so he's a dork, is a bit delusional, has a massive inferiority complex, incapable of social interaction and can't seem to woo women..... WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? Comicon 2022 Now in North Korea! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You're an engineer, asshole. FACK! Well apparently there is a slight problem with my master plan! CRAP! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!