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Ha ha the smart one. And I have to thank my gay friends for helping me look good :) Actually did you catch the Sunday morning CBS about the engineers from MIT taking style and educate classes. I thought it was a very cool idea. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm a Mech E. I have a few patents here in the US A few awards And a Six Sigma Black Belt I make fun of engineers because well..... 1) It's easy! 2) It's a comping mechanism, I hate where i am w/r to my condo so i take it out on engineers.....which i think effectively makes me a bully? But you know a cool one! The first photo on the top left with the dorks playing video games...WTF is that laying on the couch? Is that a girl? A guy? Or an engineering chick? AKA Pat! (Im an trolling, stirring up shit, you have been forewarned, I know full well where your buttons are and am now clicking them like some sort of horny mut humping a hot chicks leg. So don't take it too seriously it's all in good fun) Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

HELL NO! Or am I the only one who has an idle to Sky God in my office and skydiving magazines on my desk and a few motivational posters here and there? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Best I could muster was a small sigh. Will that do? So you look like that odd...ahh...hum....thing pictured above the all mighty STIG? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Is that true Law? Really! WOW! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

CONGRATS Buddy! That's awsome! Hey maybe you should ask Dr. Shah about how to get over this stage fright? I'm sur he knows a thing or two about stages and fright!

Well what kind of question is that! Obviously I am the best kind! I mean look at me! I'm AWESOME! And EPIC! And LGENDARY! Not to mention AWESICNDARY (new word I just made up if you are both awesome and epic with a touch of Legendary!) Now where are all the tall skinny EXPRESS wearing chicks at! (This is a troll, I say again, THIS IS A TROLL, I am being over the top for giggles, if you take this seriously it is not my fault. I just told you what I am doing and you did not read it.) Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

(I am now trolling to get a laugh or two) http://www.douglasvanbossuyt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ENGINEERS-v4.jpg I saw this and laughed my AAASSS off! The number of women I have met over the past two years who could not believe that I was actually an engineer is kind of funny. I've been told things such as but not limited to But you can talk to people. But your clothes are modern and clean. How come you look me in the eyes when you talk. You never talk about boring stuff when we go out. You never quote Star Trek or Star Wars. You don't smell of cheese puffs (no joke a girl actually said that, makes me wonder who she went out with before) Now in defense of these ladies, I do tend to date "trendy" girls. I've never been a big fan of the ladies who are more apt to wear LLB than pencil skirts and high heels. That aside, when I was in engineering school.....i had this nutty idea that when I graduated I would be THE STIG :-) Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ron Thank you and yes I did read what you wrote and paid attention. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Do what I do fill your phone with porn porn and yes more porn! Extra points if it's fat chick porn! I knew this one guy who use to "move" "stuff" from RSA to the US all the time. And what he would do is put the stuff on the bottom of the container and place stinky socks and very rude porn on top. Made a good living at it for a while. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

What a great idea! I'll blow up the condo! I wonder if the banks are ok with that? SXC, where is that article? Sounds like a fun read? Can you please link it? Hi, yes, FBI? Yeah, I'd like to report a persian guy that calls himself Shah talking about blowing up some condo... Ha ha! Funny part...if you knew the field I worked in and what I was very good at....the FBI would be on me like white on rice! But yeah, i wish i could in effect walk away from my enterprise.... I think I will just have to forgive her first and do my time and then walk. Really guys I mean it! Thank you! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

What a great idea! I'll blow up the condo! I wonder if the banks are ok with that? SXC, where is that article? Sounds like a fun read? Can you please link it? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Coreece, When I troll it's obvious and is designed to get lots of hits. Haven't done that since...god...last year when I had a thread titled "I like to watch dwarf porn". This one is sincere I am in a bit of a pickle and as much as it will pain me to do so I may have to forgive the person who wronged me and betrayed my trust. I have no idea how or even if it's possible but I have no choice and I have to do it. I may be a prisoner of my financial situation W/R to my condo but at least I don't have to be a prisoner of in my mind and of my hate. Again everyone thank you. I promise I will get better and will be back trolling with wonderful thread like Dr. Shah and fat engineering chick jokes. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Thank you, as i said i thought he was just yanking my chain. Good to know about some of the older stuff and what some of the older guys did. Thank you Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Angry birds? Hey let's thank god that these moros are not smart! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

killler Thank you, I will take this to heart. I may have to learn to forgive to be free to forgive myself. Thank you Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

There is a guy i know, he use to jump back in the day....like right after you guys stopped jumping rounds. And he was telling me about waxing his lines to get better opennings. Thought he was yanking my chain. Or in this case my lines? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

WOW OMG no way! What do you know! So what is that...all of the line? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Life is nice. But I think since it was premeditated murder of peoples futures and livelihood that it should be a federal law which mandates that it be capital crime. And it's the general consensus that the funds which these intelligent men (why does it seem it's all guys) stole will never fully be recovered. Much like the damage done by a murder of a loved one. Hence, why should these guys get life time in a heated, well lit, safe federal penitentiary eating three square meals a day and getting free federal health care? I don't want these folks to live long lives on my tax money. The same way i don't want cop killers or other violent offenders to do the same either (i'm pro capical punnishment) While those they hurt may not even have the money to eat every day let alone enough for a warm bead to sleep in at night? So why not treat financial crime as we do violent crime? If it's premeditated and of a given scope, they are given a fair and open trial judged by their peers and then when it's sentencing time it's automatically becomes the death sentence. Simple as that? sarbanes oxley act was nice, but it needs to be pushed further. We need to as a society start understanding that financial crimes against people is of equal severity as violent crimes. Too many good folks have been put in a position that they are better off dead by others premeditated violent greed. The victims may never be whole but perhaps they can rest better at night knowing that those who have wronged them are not sleeping in a comfortable state funded facility with full bellies and their families enjoying the benefits of their plunder? The truly funny part in this argument is that thanks to the supreme court, companies can now be viewed as individuals. And as such perhaps it could be argued that an institution could be brought up on charges that may qualify for the death penalty. And since the CEO is the company, would he or she pay for the companies actions and be put to death? I'm sure teh CEO of Exxon and BP are glad that they are not responsible for the companies actions! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Line wax? Is that like head light fluid? Or Muffler bearing? Is someone yanking my chain? Do people wax their lines so as to keep them in shape and to help the slider slide? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Bolas That is the problem. These guys are very smart. Most of the money they took will never be found. Our guys on the government side are just not smart as they are so the money is for a lack of a better word gone forever. Or better yet, remember the CEO of Enron? Well he offed himself so that way the money his family had could not be pulled back. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Does anyone else see the irony in this? I did It's funny, many seem to draw a strong distinction that it is ok to steal a person's future but it is not ok to take their lives. For me i see no difference. Some of the victims of these financial crimes are effectively better off dead with respect to how badly they were hit. As such why not make some financial crimes punished by the death penalty Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Who's fault is that?? .... regular holidasy are necessary to chillax and recharge your batteries Again my fault. 100% my fault. Two years studying for my MBA And before that due to buying a condo and spending money on fixing the thing up I had enough money for the x to go on vacation to see her parents. I stayed home and worked on the condo so she would come back to another completed project. Thus yes 100% my fault. I should have been more greedy and focused on myself more. Be it going on vacation to buying myself a new motorcycle. 100% my fault. But again thank you guys and gals, I think I may have a better idea as to how to forgive myself and being recovering. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Again....tea all over my desk....ha ha ha that was good!

Nah maybe early in the summer. go visit my close friends in Europe. Maybe some good food, good beer and cute European girls will help put things in prespective. And I think that's what I'm lacking to deal with this problem. Prespective that there is more to the world than just this. But every one thank you. I appreciate much of your advice. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!