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Don't be putting words in my mouth! That's just rude. The exact words were...and I quote myself now "If her eyebrows are not connected and she's not wearing sweat pant she is hot!" I have called myself a pig and a dog and I'm OK with both of those. As for engineering girls making more? Yeah. But that's cool. It's just the way the world works you know. To qualify for a given grant / government contract there have to be X number of people in Y positions so those people are promoted. For a girl, that's a good thing. For a guy? Well we make up our losses later in life when we don't sacrifice career for kids. It all evens out in the end. It's rather Zen if you ask me. And there is no need to be upset. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You got that boys? Once she's been around the block once or twice or three times and is jaded with life after a steady diet of tools.....you now have a chance! WTF! Come on doll! I know a girl like this! Beautiful girl, smart, MS in Psychology and makes great money.....dated tools for all of her life UNTIL she got knocked up. Little one popped out...tool ran for the hills...actually for ANOTHER STATE! And then guess what....the guy who had a crush on her all through out high school she found him and....finally he "got the girl." YEAH! POOR DUMB ASS! Actually thinks he's getting the deal of a life time. Yeah right! You tell me who got the shaft and who got the leftovers. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Who you calling thin! And yes...it is a big round head....oh how the ladies seem to love the big round head.... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

The analysis revealed having an attractive husband or boyfriend was no barrier to a relationship succeeding. But, if it was the woman who was the one blessed with good looks, the relationships tended to last only a matter of months, the journal Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin reports. I'll take the risk. Better to wake up next to a girl who makes you want to get out of bed and make French toast for than a girl who makes you want to wonder if you had tried harder could you have ended up with the girl who you would have made French toast for. Never settle, never compromise and NEVER EVER BE IN A SITUATION WEHRE YOU HAVE TO SAY THE WORDS "But she's nice" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Man you have to make good $$$ for those. Not that it costs much to get married. It's the life after that's expensive. I make $100k, ok money for NJ. It would be nice to find a parther who made at least $35k. That way we could live an ok life. A mail order bride......if you make enough and are just in it for the sex....sure why not. But not my thing. Though a viable option. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah and where is our beer? And was she checking out my junk? I mean really! I am more than just head, shaft and balls you know! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Well there you go!!! That's the argument of the century for fairer opportunities... Give us equal pay and we get more frisky - everyone is happy!!! Yeah I'm in an EMBA program. 7 guys and 7 lovely soccer moms who think I'm nuts for owning a bike and jumping out of aircraft...I may have to go into undergrad and skip engineering. As for getting paid equal or more? Look at what I said about girls going to school for engineering. ON average a femal engineer gets paid more than a male engineer when you look at their first 5 years of work. But then again...who wants to get down and dirty with an chick engineer? She may develop some sort of computer program to judge how good you were in the sack...talk about pressure to excell! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Excuses excuses....buy a guy a drink will you! Stop being a little princess in the tower. Buy a guy a drink! Walk over, put your ovaries on the line! And remember don't star are his package! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Here is to things lasting the second time around. God what are we on page....5? OK to back up, this is not about "the perfect" person it's about giving up on finding that perfect person. Settling for less and then one day looking back and knowing we could have done more. Like I said before people don't die on Everest from falling to their deaths, most die from just sitting down, giving up....and I worry about maybe doing the same. I got very lucky with my first wife, she was amazing I worry that maybe I will lack the will and the energy to find another person like her. And sadly end up like my friend, standing there...knowing he could have done better. Found someone who was as outgoing as him as energetic...a life partner not a liability. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You know you sniff one bum..... Nah I'm not "on" 24/7 and I'll be honest, I have never been hit on at a bar.....by any girl I found attractive. Who knows. Maybe this summer

Makes you wonder what would happen if her and I were at the same DZ....would the world come to an end? Would the skydudes stop with the freaking drama! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Are you calling me UGLY! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/correlation.png Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Oh wow....what a nice distribution curve you have.....such clean data.....I'm going to need to take a cold shower or two.... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

GOD IS THER ANYTHING AND I DO MEAN ANYTHING MORE SEXY THAN A WOMAN WITH CHARTS...... I need to sit down. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

WOW! Now that...that's true love. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

OK I'm calling the right side fo the bed! But she can have the remote controll. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

+100000000000000000000!!!!! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

No this one I know 100%. And sadly it's something I enjoy doing. I treated her too well. For about two years the girl did no house work, never made dinner nor had to worry about a thing other than work and school. I just wanted her to have no worries other than her education. I put her above me. We should have been equals. She should have made dinner and folded her clothes and felt as if she was a part of the partnerhip not as if she was entitled. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Simple, because you girls never every buy us guys drinks or ever compliment us on how great we look or take us out on romantic dinners for two! You know looking this amazing is not easy! We have to eat right, work out and get lots of naps! But do you girls ever notice! I THINK NOT! Now slap my ass and call me sexy! DO IT! Relax it was a joke! But seriously, slap it my ass...you know you want to do it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

For the record those that have met me in reall life are lying! There is no way I am really that nice of a person in real life! And in no way am I the kind of guy you actually want to introduce to your parents and or give a hug to! ALL LIES! I'm really one bad ass MOFO!

this is morphologically incorrect... You just haven't met the right girl. When you go make sure you get the "safe word" and make sure you can say it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

And can you grab me a beer from the fridge as well...from the back of the fridge. Well...if you are talking about the divorce thread I think it has alot to do with the way the courts are set up. A guy in a divorce court is seen as a cooked turkey to be cut up and consumed. And that will leave some bitter and quite unhappy. As for the boobies thread...do you really want to see my boobies? Really? They are a bit fuzzy but I think they look rather good! But still....do you really want to see them? The rest is just biology and let's face it....you girls can really be a major pain in the ass! But well what can I say? We guys love you all! Even the those of you who are a little angry at us guys because we can pee sanding up and you can't. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Perhaps deep down you really truly madly deeply want a piece of this amazing 100% Grade-A well educated well dressed talented discerning and amazingly sexy Persian...and are just pissed that I am just not that into you other than as friends. It's ok...I get that often. (Caution if you took any of that as being serious I have this bridge I wish to sell you) Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://www.deepjiveinterests.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bullshit.jpg http://www.brusco.es/wp-content/uploads/bullShit.jpg Yeah you go on dating sights.....and well...since most dating sights are no different than most DZ's where there are 40 guys per 1 girl....the moment you log on and put one word you get what...30odd emails. Dating / looking for a life partner for a girl is an issue of picking the right fish that jumped into the boat when it's the end of the day and the sun is setting..... For a guy? It's like spear fishing minnows. How did I put it to one of the more robust engineering girls. You really want to find Mr. OK? Pick up a motorcycle, start skydiving...heck just show up to any bar after 6pm before 10pm dress nice and don't sit in the dark and turn off your bitch shield. She gave me the usual line about bla bla bla bla.... In a month she was in a relationship with an OK dude! Total investment? A few nights out at the local bar and a new set of clothes. My suggestion and I'm very serious about this, hedge your bets! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!