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TNG, How you doin! Did I ever tell you about my "healing hands". So you are new to a DZ and want to make "friends". Friends are important, they are much like thongs, you want to have as divers a collection as possible. But you really do want to stay away from the ones that spend way too much time stuck up your ass....unless that's the kind of thing you are into in which case "Call me! I know what I'm doing." And much like kinky undies you really do want to start fresh, clean and preferably well trimmed but we encourage waxed. So let's start from the top, and work our way to your bottom. Because I like your style, TNG. You remind me of a young me, not much younger mind you... perhaps even a couple years older. So let's start from the top. The doctors says to make friends you need a top that says, oh yeah. I highly suggest a v neck sweater that is one size too small matched with a nice push up bra. Extra points will be given if the sweater is a pink and white stripe combo with a black bra. Pink indicates friendliness and white purity but the black that's all sexpot baby! Next let's talk about your hands. Especially what will be in those hands. Like a good friend you just don't want to show up empty handed. If you do people ask you to do things and carry stuff especially when there is some sort of serious accident and let's face it do you really want to get that newly bought one size too small designer sweater dirty? WE THINK NOT! The Dr. suggest beer in one hand and pizza in the other. Think of it not as a gift but as an offering. Just like they do at church with the wine coolers and crackers. But you are so out doing those guys in the turtle necks becasue your crackers have cheese and sauce and your beer unlike their wind cooler is actually cold! Now that people have seen you it's time to give yourself a nick name. Sure there is this silly rule that states that you can only be "given" a nick name. But screw those people! You need a bad ass nick name to help you forget the one you had at your old DZ which was most likely Poopy Pants, Farty Mc Fart Fart or Train Track McGee. Nope you want a killer name! A name that can be proudly worn as a badge! Screamed from across the land! The kind of name that makes people go "I want that name!" Some great suggestions would be; Tits, Fire Tits, Titania, Tatiana, Cans, Hooters, Mellons and Skippy. All great names, feel free to use them as often as you like. Shah is taken I'm sorry "there can only be one" Shah. Next you really do want to live up this new nick name. I hear the best way to get extra altitude is to show off the a little nipplage. Now people know you, you have a nick name and have demonstrated your worth to the group. Next you want to establish that this is your home DZ. Sure you can go around peeing on random people and things but let's face it...you would have to drink a shit load of beer to have that much piss! I suggest you just outsource this to someone else. Find the guy who has a nick name which indicates he may not be alive much longer due to epic spooopage / hook turnage and start calling him your buddy. Then to get him to do all of the pissing for you. To do this you will need to do a bit of jujitsu, the fighting style of JC I'm told. First push him into the friend zone while you "giggle aks". The "giggle ask" is when you giggle and then ask the guy to do things for you. The dumber the better. Start small, (giggle) "Can you check my pin" and then work your way up till he is giving you AADs and packing your reserve for and this is key now, first you punch him in the shoulder and then hug him. It will take him ages to figure out WTF is going on but odds are by then he has done all the pissing for you and you are now "Tits of the DZ" and well he has lived up to his nick name.....and you have his car. I also suggest you further establish yourself as "friend" material by enacting random acts of violence. Nothing says friendly like a solid kick or a punch after which you give a quick hug. Really works well I hear! Extra points will be given if you kick a guy who is married in front of his girl friend or wife....whoever he happens to have brought to the DZ that day and flash him your tits. Thus assuring the validity of your nick name. So to sum it up, making friends is not that hard, a little heaving bosoms, a bit of malt beverages, cheese and hard love and you too will just be one of the "cool" folks! And this has been your daily bit of advice from Dr. Love himself Dr. Shah. And remember boys, buy ribbed condoms for her pleasure but wear them inside out for yours! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I am very tolerant, regardless of how I get painted at times due to what "I" consider sexy. I refer to myself as the third person, the fourth and even as a Doctor. Note Dr. Shah Love Thread....which needs to be brought back to life! hint hint! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Some of those girls are gorgeous. We are talking drop dead oh my god you are so wow gorgeous! And unlike some girls of a given look they are very friendly. As in they don't think that their shit don't stink. But I personally don't think there is anything to "fear" we are all human and so what? As long as you are happy and content so what gender she was born. As long as she is happy with her body who cares. Yeah Shah can be very Zen and yet very shallow all at the same time. What can I say, I'm very sexy complicated deep individual. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Darling it's simple, I'm an active guy and wish for an active life partner. It's just a pie in the sky concept. We all know that from designer to designer sizes vary significantly. So it's more or less a "look" rather than a size. As for the wang...yeah been there....and yes a few of the girls are well....different. Very nice very friendly very beautiful but if you are not comfortable with your sexuality it can be an issue. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Some are pissed with my Size Medium / Size 8 and under requirements for dating. Funny thing is that they have no arguments with my must have no more than 12 fingers or 12 toes requirement. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Apparently I'm shallow....but I'm OK with it. NSFW http://www.etravelblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/carnaval-rio1.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Oh yeah! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Reminds me of my last date http://cdn.thejournal.ie/media/2011/03/PA-10324020.jpg http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/4396193.bin?size=620x400 Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

There were shoes? NSFW http://blog.panorama.it/foto/files/2011/03/carnevale-brazil2011-large.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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It's no fun if I have to spank myself. Girl get moving, that ass isn't going to spank it self. And don't forget to get me beer after. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

*sigh* alas I'm a sucker for that too. I'll admit it. oh btw How you doin'? What up baby! Slap your ass and call me sexy! Yes...I am that good. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Crap. You know I'm a sucker for assholes and jerks. I wouldn't call myself that... I'm more of a smart ass and a fracking dick. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Got your attention? Good.... Now to find someone who knows something about this stuff! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Thank you, I'm looking for a survey application that can "live" on the Ipdad and not need internet connectivity. The problem thus far has been that most if not all of the application I have seen need connectivity. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Any one ever use an Ipad for surveys? Suggestions for a good application for surveys? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Word! Sad but true. In our defense though, we can't always control our own crazy nor do we understand it. WTF! http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/25/128824685360347784.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Dated_a_Robot Yeah sure why not. Look we men love you ladies! WE really really do...but...let's face it. Getting a "hot" girl is just way too much work! Look good, smell good, right shoes, say the right things.......ah frack it. I'll just buy Cherry 2000

HUM....... b(.)(.)bies will do what? How about asses? Do you need a balance of T&A or just T? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Does this work? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Any landing you can walk away from.

ROCK ON!

Oh hell yeah! This will even things up at the DZ's "is my X faster than your bike" races! Me want two! If one is good, two is better but three....should be just right! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Here is to hope

Looking forward to summer? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUyy4gcgqaI&feature=watch_response Every DZ needs a pool. Shah needs to get his ass in gear, make some cash or unload some debt and get his ass to Ibiza before he's too old to enjoy it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzlS15uk4uI Now something for the ladies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiPgbiPmO0Q&feature=player_embedded#at=121 "But Shah your Persian...bla bla bla" ok here! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oHObnP1sGE Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!