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  1. OOOOO Chromie!!! You gonna let him say that about your gal? Moves the beer out of harm's way One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  2. >>> $5 bucks says CLAY TKO's Chrome in 5 One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  3. OMG..... where did we find you two? One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  4. Yawn... Keep trying andy 3.13 I love Excel!!! One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  5. 1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!" 2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!" 3. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" 4. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up." 5. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?" 6. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after." 7. "Do I look like a fucking people person!" 8. "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting." 9. "I started out with nothing; still have most of it left." 10. "I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me." 11. "YOU!!... off my planet!!!" 12. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose." 13. "Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control." 14. "Errors have been made. Others will be blamed." 15. "And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....?" 16. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years." 17. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer." 18. "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed." 19. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" 20. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable." 21. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet." 22. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura." 23. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too." 24. "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?" 25. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor." 26. "Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it." 27. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead." 28. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality." 29. "Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done." 30. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no." 31. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?" 32. "Earth is full. Go home." 33. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?" 34. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert." 35. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth." 36. "You are depriving some village of an idiot." 37. "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport. One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  6. Any pics or a website fopr Freakin suits? One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  7. lummy

    tattoo pic

    that is really cool!!!! One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  8. Just in Case Anyone is interested..... I thought Chromie would be on top, but numbers don't lie...... 3.87 Lummy 24.25 Chrome 28.87 Clay 2.06 CyberSkydive 6.60 SkydiveMonkey 6.05 SeBazz 8.42 AggieDave 6.88 Phree 6.49 SkyBytch 3.24 sunshine 6.78 skymedic
  9. PLEASE PLEASE don't ever do that again.... IT STILL HURTS.... One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  10. Seriously, It is a beautiful city. I did have a hard time finding a Private club outside of downtown but driving up and down the main streets at 11pm isn't necssarily the best way to find one either. One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  11. Proof? How will we know the bet has been satisfied? I'm in... One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  12. No NO... LET's Make this interesting..... How about whomever has the HIGHEST posts per day has to do something embarassing.. but what? Suggestions? Formula to find out the # is (Todays date - date you joined DZ) divided by number of posts... Who's in? One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  13. That's not true.. They love us... after all, who else would they give all that literature they hand out to? Themselves? One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  14. Seriously.. you two (Sunny D and Claymore) are not allowed to post in the same threads anymore. Either that or get a room already,,,, One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  15. Jabba the hut One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  16. lummy

    Goin' Big!

    Good Luck, have fun, and Wow the Hell outta your boss!!! One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  17. I always had problems with those danged machines too... That why I always roll my own... uh.... Never mind...... Lummy realizes a Little too late that Sudafed and large amounts of coffee don't mix Wheee....... One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  18. Zennie... I REALLY hate to ruin it for ya and tell you the ending but....... Side note, I just saw bits of the version floating around the net, very poor quality. I'll wait to see it int he theatres Oh yeah.....The Butler did it One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  19. lummy

    high speed!

    I'm using DirectV internet (Used to be Telocity) which is nothing more than the local Baby Bell being resold. They give me a static IP and let me run whatever with no issues whatsoever.... Oh, and as for making a dent out of your bandwidth Andy, was that a bet? How much? Hehe..... Ever hear of CalRen? One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  20. Take the computer and hold above your head, Shake vigourously until the screen is blank, put back on the desk.... Works every time ;) One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  21. I can tell ya where pretty much the only bar(Ooops, excuse me... clearing throat.... Private Club) outside of downtown is if you don't mind hanging out with the Biker crowd. Seriously, I was only there for 4 days for the Olympics and didn't do or see much that wasn't Olympics related. Beautiful city.... One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  22. [Insert Tool Time Tim's "errrrrrrrrr''''] Tattoo above TG's ass? Do tell..... One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  23. That was my First thought as well. How the heck are you going to fly a wingsuit with skiis attached? Talk about giant Air Brakes...MAybe if he Straps them to his chest? One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  24. lummy

    high speed!

    My DSL is great, I can't say that I've never had a problem with losing a connection but they are few n far between. Hell, My Dedicated dialup was more of a hassle, I was always having to reboot the danged router. ******PSSSTTTTT..... Phree********* Wanna trade sometime? One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......
  25. Post Whoreing: The only time in skydiving where you want to get that ratio as low as possible One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......