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  1. Awright... I admit it... I'M WITH LUIGI!!!!! I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  2. huh, wuhhh? You DIDN'T Invite FUNNEL MASTER LUMMY on the dive? Hell we coulda done a Hybrid or somethin!!! Sheesh... some friends I HAVE LMAO!!! Congrats Matt on yer 100th..... I heard there's pie somewhere in the near future I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  3. My rigger puts a little sticker on my reserve handle that has the date on it (EXACTLY like a price tag) I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  4. Yeah, it's on my excuse for a website I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  5. It's F'in MONDAY!!! Grrrrrr.................. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  6. lummy

    monday funny

    1. How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path. 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It. 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids 7. What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick. 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Sinko. 11. What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. 12. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?Frostbite. 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. 15. Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers. 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog. 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. 19. What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover? The Location Of The Dirt Bag. 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. 21. What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes, Dang! Whack. 22. How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer Yesterday is history Tomorrow is mystery Today is a gift That's why it's called the present I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  7. Snort!! Thanks, Now I have to wipe the coffee off the monitor.. Innocent he says.... I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  8. I'm assuming that only Mirage/ Vector owners can use the tandem loops because the loop is on the bottom flap and therefore shorter? Do you have to buy them from RWS? I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  9. Thanks Jessica I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  10. lummy

    Damn...

    Have you ever done one of those quizzes and it hits the nail right on the head? Try it!! I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  11. No kidding, that must've taken what, like an hour or two to get up that high? I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  12. Vegetable... I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  13. I'm going to hazard a guess and say it is the original owner. In the Article, It says that Rick ( of Klackamas OR) saw his D bag between his legs and cutaway. The seller is also from Klackamas. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  14. Side question... The tool checklist is a use it if you want to kind of thing? Is it taught as part of the procedures when you go for your rigging ticket? I've always gotten the checklist after a repack (along with the Inspection report) so I just assumed that it was all part of the process.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  15. lummy

    Weekend #s

    5 (shots of Tequila):1 :1 Only had time for one jump ( and the winds were kinda strong n squirrely Oh BEER for first time I'v ever seen the TM'S deliberately go to the BARN (Student landing area) all 4 of them)Didn't have time to wait around for the winds to die down since I had to pick up the monkeys, Oh well.. maybe I shouldn't drink soo much the nite before so that I'll get out of bed earlier (but it did help the first category quite nicely ) I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  16. 22 with only taking the highest # scored for each question... I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  17. lummy

    IKEA

    Hmmm..... that would make sense. I guess they DO need warehouses, huh.... TAFT :) gotta love the Hearse :) I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  18. I remember it from the "Odd Couple" Felix used it in court.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  19. lummy

    IKEA

    I have one question about IKEA. Why the heck would they build an IKEA at the foot of the grapevine? For all you non Cali people, the grapevine is at the foot of the mountain range that seperates Los Angeles from the central valley (farm land) It's also the last place to get gas for about 40 miles.In other words, there AIN'T too much around there... I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  20. OH? LOL!!! Lets see if I share any of that Tequila you liked in Eloy now ;) Okay, Emily gets the slots, I'll settle for the public affirmation on the BAR ( You have to end it by screaming "WE SUCK") and the flowers... hmmmmm let's have them sent to Steve from a "Secret admirer" details to follow Okay, time's a wastin and there's jumpin to do... Nice to meet you Emily, lates Arthur n Tom.... I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  21. Yeah, it was me who suggested it Tom, (How was the trip BTW? Gonna be at SkyDance anytime soon?). And FWIW Emily, Viking has certain uhmmm FIRSTS in his life that he has yet to achieve, and gets quite a bit of ribbing about it. I think that's what Tom was suggesting, nothing to do with you in particular. Back to making Arthur grovel.... I would say at least a week or after he buys you a days worth of jumps, he sends you flowers, and climbs up on the bar in the bombshelter and swears his undying love (or forgiveness, your choice) for you in front of everyone... I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  22. NO NO!! Make Viking grovel just a little longer, PLEASE?!?!?! I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  23. lummy

    hangovers

    [bangin pots n pans and stomping around upstairs] Hey, thanks for sharing ;) [/making noise] I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  24. Ya know, this may just be circumstantial, but I seem to remember quite a few Stephen King novels being set in Lewiston Maine (where the article is from). I might be wrong but I also think that is the town he lives in. Ya think maybe the hometown folks are a tad bit jealous? a quick search for "Stephen King MAINE" found THIS as the top hit I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  25. Speak for yourself..... I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1