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  1. I nominate Nathan... and NWS01.... and Chromeboy.... and MODERATOR... and and and and.... I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  2. Thanks!! Now I have to clean up the mess after the involuntary gag reflex.... I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  3. Oh Clay... don't be bashful.... We all know WHY you really want that reputation ;) besides, the chnaging of the guards will be soon, maybe it's time to let everyone see the REAL you (just keep your shirt on) I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  4. Ya know guys, I've never really said anything to anyone but I do know both Becky n Clay and I really think they'd make a cute couple. Clay, while comin across as an ignoramus online is really a nice guy... course, I'm a little jealous of the big guy, but that's another story ;) I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  5. LOL.. and maybe this time I'll put my legs down ;) As a matter of fact, I was watching that video today... I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  6. Oh give the guy some credit!! After all, they got Hollyweird to delay the opening of "Phone Booth" because of the sniper shootings.... I guess I'm uninformed, but were the snipers picking off people in Phone boothes or something? Oh, and I especially liked the photoshopping of the skull in the smoke look, nice touch to draw on the "satan in the fires" story... I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  7. lummy

    2 xmas cards ...

    and a few more..... I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  8. 10th Annual NorCal Skydiver's banquet Pull up cord I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  9. Uhmmmm azs part of the plea bargain, I'm not alllowed to talk about certain subjects that pertain to incarceration, sheep or boobies..... I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  10. [poking head out from under the box] stretching his arms and yawning..... Hey Seb, Bets...JP!! Nathan?!?!?!? How is everyone? mmmmm.... that nap felt good ;) I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  11. HUH???? Andi!?!?!?!?!? PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE JUST KIDDING!!! I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  12. lummy

    Xmas funnies

    LOL.... you're welcomes too Bets..... Now we should REALLY talk about that Lummy dance ;) I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  13. lummy

    Xmas funnies

    you're welcome... and more To: All Concerned From: Santa Claus I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, and Arkansas, Colo. and Mn. on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls, however, there are a few differences between us. Differences such as: 1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: "These toys insured by Smith and Wesson." 2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can handy. 3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace. 4. You won't hear "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen.." when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Elliott and Petty." 5. "Ho, Ho, Ho!" has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" And you also are likely to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I her'd dat!" 6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back Off." 7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and "It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other. And Finally, 8. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree. Sincerely Yours, Santa Claus Member of North American Fairies and Elves, Union 1225 I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  14. lummy

    Xmas funnies

    Hope these haven't been done yet On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humouring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse." I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  15. seems we let them go on their way STORY HERE I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  16. the 2000 American Boogie T shirt with the 2 styles, the X rated and the G rated backs (as seen in Parachutist). the 01 shirts were cool too. This years sucked!!! I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  17. I can take an edumacted guess and it put a GREAT BIG SMILE on my face :) Congrats BETS :) Hugs ya!!! I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  18. lummy

    Virus

    Doubtful if it came from a @dropzone.com address... Unless HH has is setup so you can do POP mail (which I don't think is the case) mail at dz.com is all web based. More than likely, someone has the KLEZ virus which will send out e-mails using someone in the address book as the sender to cover it's tracks... DAMMIT LJ!!! YOU BEAT ME!!!! Oh Francis says HI BTW I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  19. Good for you Becky [Big Smiles] good for you.... I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  20. Grew up in northern NJ (Bergenfield, Dumont, Lodi, Paterson) Las Vegas Costa Mesa Ca NorCal ((the HOLY hand grenade of) Antioch, Concord, South San Francisco, Martinez, Pleasant Hill, Walnut Creek) I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  21. and you would expect something different from a bunch of tree hugging, warm n fuzzy, environmentally concerned , liberally minded LEFT COASTERS? I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  22. and here's the proof I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  23. Here's wishing everyone a happy and peaceful holiday (and safe)weekend.... Gary I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  24. JP.. only two things I have to say A) GLAD YOU ARE OK B) [B]WHAT ARE YOU? STUPID?!?!?!?! I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1
  25. I just can't beleive that they'd MAKE MAMA a greenie!!! HARUMPH!!!! Ohhh Sh*T!!! I just can't say anything bad about Andi to get her to lock the thread and to spank me ;( LMAO!!! Congrats Skymama!!! I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1