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  1. Think hot water. Lots and lots of hot water. It'll make you tingle like hell, and you may squirm a bit, but it'll make it quit itching for a couple of hours. Better than any thing you can buy. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  2. When they did the repairs on our bridge (also over the Miss.) they removed every third girder under the deck, and replaced them. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  3. I have probably used at least 200 of those reasons at one time or another. Today it's just because somebody released a survey on sex, and I'm celebrating. I just wish I had been around to help with the Masters and Johnson book. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  4. I just always figured that the water came from a magical spring in a mythical valley where the unicorns live, next to the tree where the elfs make the cookies. Really! One of our local municipalities announced they balanced their cities budget by bottling water and selling it for a buck a bottle, where it normally is something like 15 cubic feet of water for a buck. People can be so gulible sometimes. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  5. An experimental did a quick landing with a little damage at Rantoul on Monday on the way to Oshkosh. It was in the FBO undergoing a little surgery when we were there on Tues, and Wed. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  6. Hey Sunny! thanks for the PM. Don't worry about the clothes thing, I'm sure no one else is.. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  7. Streaker is heading home from Wisc to go to Summerfest with Patrick and me. He should be here tonight! WOOOHOOO!! I guess we have all become Nomads. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  8. Best food on the dz. Unless Scotty Carbone is around, then I'm in the horns of a dilemma skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  9. Hey tell Diamante that my retriever 'retrieved' my WFFC phone, and pierced the screen. When I got my replacement phone, they told me that they couldn't transfer numbers because the screen was broken. He has my number, but I don't have his ( or about 200 others that were in there) So if he or any of you want to call me, I'd love to talk to you, and get your numbers built back into the phone. What are you and Diamante cooking up for dinner tonight? Can I come? skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  10. at the WFFC.. Clint(TallSlut) and Patrick(FrenchWhore), the Airboss and I have spent the last several weeks going boogie to boogie, and dz to dz. I've been from upper Wisconsin to Houston and back the the midwest (Thanks Streaker for funding me!) Everywhere we go, people are SOOO nice to us! We ended up in Rantoul on some business yesterday, and everyone in town asked when we were going to be back! Btw, this would have been the SIXTH beautiful day in Rantoul , today. No wind, low eighties, no rain! Boy did we miss the wrong year. We spent the last two days daydreaming of all of you guys, and talking about all of the fun you are and the tremendous times we have had year after year in Quincy and Rantoul. We're not done with our roadtrip yet, Streaker is meeting us this weekend. Hope we run into lots of you at Summerfest. Beth, Dave, Dean, Clint and Patrick skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  11. yea, I'm still figuring all this S^&* out... skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  12. Just a few pics... skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  13. I'm at the Skyfest booth, that's me on the microphone telling you crazy fu&*s to land in the established pattern. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  14. My husband (Streaker) had bone marrow removed for testing and I can tell you it was quite painful for him. I would do it in a heartbeat to save someone else. Different organs have different amounts of pain necessary, and obviously some require the ultimate gift of sacrifice. Definitely get on the donor list if you are not already. Too many people can be helped with the donation of one cadaver to allow all of that help to just go to waste. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  15. Well, if you are thinking about me, you're probably thinking "Geez her ass has gotten big!" So just QUIT it! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  16. When my kids were little the oldest found a couple of red towels that he pinned around his and his little brothers necks. Instant cape to go with the Superman Underoos. They spent an entire afternoon "flying" around the neighborhood singing "the Greatest American Hero" Wish I had video. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  17. Chuck Blue just informed me that the Flockers completed a new Texas State record of 22! Congrats to all you crazy flockers! Last night the powered parachutes did a really cool display by lighting up their crazy machines and flying around the landing area after dark. They did something resembling a 3 stack and it was beautiful. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  18. ...And as always FREE Margaritas for everyone, and Hellfish Tattoos for the ladies!!! http://home.comcast.net/~thefishwrapper/ ah, so the trick to making the tattoo stick is that you have to be a LADY??!! and all this time I just thought I had defective boobs! Hey Keith, I'm sure you fit the description better than I do, so you can have mine! Will I meet you at Summerfest? skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  19. Saturday Update! The weather is holding with very high clouds, which is helping to keep the temp down. We've had non-stop jumping going on, all of the storms are staying North, and we haven't seen a drop of rain. The first pink-patch attempt was about 10 minutes ago, and although the formation wasn't completed, it will be attempted again in about a half an hour. A full skyvan of flockers just took off, and we're looking forward to a great formation from them. The AN-2 is here, Yes it really does exist. I haven't seen any official numbers but my guess is we have about 250 jumpers here, and about half of them are trying to pack within about 10 feet of me. GREAT VIBES! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  20. I didn't know it was his birthday, but we've been talking about him alot here at Skyfest today. Wish I could toast him in person, but I bet he's lingering in the sky somewhere looking at us and saying " Far OUT! Yahoo, Muff muff!" Here's to you my friend! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  21. and not smelly in the least! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  22. How weird is this? when I read this, it read who is that NAKED masked man. Guess I have naked on the brain. The guys I am with have spent the last 20 hours taking incriminating pictures of each other. THAT"S GOOD friends! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  23. He seemed to be walking around just fine! We hugged, so I know that the rest of him is doing well, too! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  24. You are going to be more mobile than I will be, why don't you come to see me?? skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  25. The Tall Slut, French Whore and myself have made a little trip to skyfest. Arrived late this afternoon, and Jay and his troop made us feel instantly welcome! Skydive Arizona is here, and so is Art from the Skydive Store! We watched as a 21 way did a little dirt diving, spent some time helping to set stuff up in the tshirt area, and came back to the hotel, so that we could rub it in your faces that we are here, and you are missing it!! No really! You still have time to jump in a car and grab your share of clear blue Texas skies! I asked how registration was going, and there are over 140 skydivers here so far, and it's only Thursday. We got to watch the AN-2 do a couple of loads, and a powered parachute is doing demos, too! We'll keep you informed if you can't come, but you'd have more fun experiencing it in person! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com