Snowwhite

Geez, here's your stapler dude! Now give me back my 3 hole punch! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

My dog Freefall believes that whichever side of the door his is on, it is the WRONG side. Luckily, he has learned to open the screen door himself, so he doesn't just run THRU the screen like he used to. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

EWWWwww! Sounds like a sticky mess to meeeeee skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

The one I hate to hear is "honey, would you please wipe my butt?" It's all good if you don't have to use THAT one! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

WWOOOHOO! Patrix is arriving tomorrow, and a bunch of us WFFC die hards are going to hang around together for the next 3 weeks while he is in town. First we are doing a boogie in Superior Wi, where Patrick will be working and Streaker and I will hang out. Streaker is still just a little shy of being well enough to jump. Then we are heading to Summerfest to meet up with Bubba and some Hell fish, and some Illinois Anvils and some Texas Anvils who don't know each other. Good times gonna be had. Our buddy Clint will catch up with us there, and Patrick will head down to see the Pathetic Losers in Flattville Illinois for a couple of days. We are also going to make a side trip to Quincy to have a get together with some of the folks who put the WFFC on for 17 years. Gonna be a great month! Bet we'll see a lot of videos and pictures of a bunch of you in the next 3 weeks, and we won't even know half of your names, but we'll know from the looks on your faces that you loved the S^&t out of the WFFC! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Great pics! Thanks! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Thanks for the update! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Well, I think the dancing after 2 AM in polyester at Couch Freaks makes it all ok. I will have to check, but the last I knew, all good! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Hey Jack good vibes coming to ya from the folks at the WFFC. We know you are way too ornry to be kept down for long! That revascularization thing, anything with that many syllables is VERY expensive! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

take pictures. Lots of pictures. Document every call you make. Ask first and last names of everyone you speak with. Write down the times you talk to them, and what was said. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

I don't know how to make clickys. Guess I don't fit skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Was that the little Stripper Girl? My hubby got some good pics of her applying tats in a 'very special' area. And that ain't for after school tv! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Hey Skittles! I will be bringing the Frenchwhore, Patrick with me when I come, he will draw Clint the Tall Slut from Rantoul. We will share our pup tent with Streaker from Superior, wi. We will hang out with Bubba at the Hellfish tent, and with Andy U! and a host of others! Will you be organizing Deck Dives? I doubt you will remember me, here is a pic to help! See you at the Toga Party! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

You wouldn't happen to have a picture that you could add to the memorial would you? Thanks! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

She wanted them to be friends again, and there is nothing like the male bonding that occurs after being stabbed by the same crazy bitch. Note that they DID go to the hospital together. Wouldn't you have loved to have been in the ER when they showed up? skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

I grew up in a big Catholic Family. Went to school with kids who were in HUGE Catholic Families. I felt bad because I had baloney sandwiches in my brown paper bag, but one set of twins in my class never had anything but peanut butter, and one of the other kids in my class had ONE paper bag that she had to use over and over and over and over. Man we had some poor kids in our class. Don't think many had lunchboxes. But those that did were the "rich kids" and some of them only had 4 or 5 kids in their families, so we always thought there was something wrong with their moms. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Subtitled "the only way to go!" skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

We just fed 48 hotdogs to my grandsons baseball team. 8 bucks at Walmart. I love hot dogs too. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

NOT CHASE!! NOT CHASE!! NOT CHASE!!!! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Save you from embarassment! Ha! Good line! Hey Bolas, punch his man-card! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Fonzi lunchbox, what a slut! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Hey, I always take a knife and a six year old kid with me when I have a 3 way sexual encounter. Meth and Vodka anyone? skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

I love skydiver humor, and it seems so inappropriate that we aren't allowed to use it for the death of MJ, only for our own... skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

I won one of the scholarships - 3 free coach jumps! Can't wait to use them! Very Cool! It would be wonderful to follow the careers of the recipients! 30K is a lot of frigging jumps! There must be a lot of happy jumpers out there! Let us know how your progression goes! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com