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  1. And just when I thought I was able to keep solid food down, too..... skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  2. Now wait a minute, let's ask something useful. Like, if you are in a commited relationship, where sex is yours whenever you want, how often do you masturbate? skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  3. Geez this is terrible, there must have been a "best of Barry Manilow" sale on the all night tv while I was sleeping last night. I can't get these awful songs out of my head. Would someone please call me and sing something worth while. Her name was Lola I write the songs Weekend in New England ARRRRGGGGHHHHH, any body have a 9 inch knitting needle???????!! I want to gouge my ears out skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  4. Sounds like SHIT Sunnyone! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  5. Yea, that's what they ALL said! But I showed them! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  6. Just trying to get by being quiet and shy SURE< SURE! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  7. Well,, not me.. 5'3", but I have a BIG attitude, does THAT count? skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  8. Go to "Christians" WAY off the beaten path and have a FABULOUS meal. Recommended to me by our Chief of Police who had been the assistant Chief in N.O. Then go to almost ANY alley in the French Quarter and listen to the corner musicians play. Throw a buck in their case, you will hear the best music in town. Buy a hurricane on Bourbon Street, just so that you can say that you did. Go on a midnight swamp tour, midnight cemetary tour, hell ANY midnight tour in N.O. is fun! Then in the morning have a great breakfast at the Two Sisters, and be sure that it includes the Quiche with artichokes. Take a trolley tour of the garden district, and finish with coffee and beniets at DuMonde. Yup, that's what I did when I was there. Just wish I hadn't gone alone. Btw, if you like to shop (which I don't) I understand that the riverwalk has nice shops. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  9. As my grandfather Guldenzopf used to say in a very gutteral voice..."I am an Amerrrrrrrrichan!" skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  10. unfortunately, some of them still call me after several drinks with the same self destructive whining. Always seem to be a hole in their beds... I don't get it. What did their parents do to them? skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  11. I mean like, is he NICE? Does he love me? Is he working on his marriage, or are they just staying together for the kids? Did his lying sack o' sh&* wife give him the STD? And the other women, was it like, just one time each? I mean maybe he just couldn't help himself? Believe it or not, I have known women who would make these terrible excuses for the guys they were screwing....some women have such LOW self esteemmm skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  12. I have sent these comments on to Don, I am sure that he will be interested, as he is always looking for ways to make the convention a more interesting, exciting place. I do believe that the comments about being tied TO but not part OF the convention are very valid. I can see that not only would the jumpers be pissed if we shut down for the attempt, but so would the other aircraft operators, jumpmasters and TMS. I am suggesting to Don that it be considered as PRE convention. I would also eliminate that party hardy, then drop syndrom, too.... skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  13. It happens all of the time, but you'll never see it. Like the lady here who makes sure that NO grade school kid goes to the first day of school without the supplies suggested on the class sheet. Can you imagine making arrangements for 3400 kids to get pens, paper, scissors, crayons, SHOES! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  14. Most airports have a fee that they charge the dealers PER CAR rented, that gets passed on to the consumer. If you can find an off airport rental company, and provide your own transportation to them (cab or what not) you can save LOTS per day. Sometimes 15 to 20 bucks. If you are going to rent for a week that can really make the difference. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  15. You bring your a$$ and I'll bring mine! You're ON~~April One thing about it, no one can see definition in asses from that distance and going that fast. I just hope that Don wasn't taping the whole thing, or next year I will be on the "past employees' list.... skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  16. If it was the Monday morning, Camp Colorado moon, yes. If not..you got the wrong butt...~~April Naw, I guess it was the last pass of the L39 when Don was taking the jet back to Colorado. I didn't think that there were any other women in that line..... Well, maybe we can moon him together NEXT year, huh? skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  17. Snowwhite

    Lawyer jokes

    What do you have if you bury 12 lawyers up to their neck in sand? Not enough sand skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  18. Snowwhite

    Musician jokes

    Old musicians never die, they just drift from bar to bar.. From the Wizard of Id Bartender to drunk: "Man, business is terrible" Drunk to Bartender; "you should hire a band" Bartender; " you think that would help?" Drunk to bartender; "yea, they drink like fish" skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  19. I was a Classical Guitar Major. Yea, I know WHAT WAS I THINKING??!! But RUN to the nearest place that you can buy a CD of Christopher Parkening Plays Bach. You will wear it out! There is also a neat old album from Andre Segovia where he says "there are nearly ONE HUNDRED songs that have now been transcribed for guitar" What a HOOT, it's a relatively new medium for old compositions. Also If you enjoy listening to the classics, buy yourself a copy of the Norton Scores. They contain the sheet music to 50 or 60 pieces from the Baroque, Classic, Impressionistic and Modern eras, Piano concertos, Full Orchestral arrnangements of Symphonies, Quartets, Operas and the like. You will have a great time learning to follow through the scores while listening to some tremendous music. The Scores are available at most college bookstores, and have the main melody highlighted to make it easier for the beginning musician. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  20. I had a tubal ligation when my second son was born. I had tremendous horniness all thru my pregnancies, but it continued (and still does) for the rest of my adult life. I contribute it to NOT worrying about getting pregnant, and having a tremendous and thoughtful lover. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  21. "Help me moon this jet?" Hey was that YOU I was with? skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  22. The Wheels are the things on your car that make contact with the road,,,,a bum is what you are if you come out to your car and it's been towed.... skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  23. Too Cool! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  24. I've been wondering if school has been keeping you so busy that you never get on here anymore, but I guess you have been spending your extra time trying to figure out what ever the heck it was that those last 5 paragraphs meant. If I understand it all, what you said was, you'll have Bman/Balloon jump video from the WFFC for us all to be amazed at soon. Did I get it right? Miss you! b skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  25. [ My daugher was the passenger on the first of those two tandems. She was happy that she did get two freefalls for the price of one. Comes from a family that spends too much time watching skydiving videos....... Don't bark that up too loudly... the whuffos who cruise dz.com will get the impression that they deserve all sorts of freebies and goodies after a cutaway on their first tandem!! We had told my daughter about the case of beer thing before she took this tandem. So she knew that she would OWE a case. First jump?case! Well, first cutaway? Case! First off dz landing? CASE! Injure your tandem master? CASE!! She knows she owes. The tm's will love her at the WFFC next year! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com