ChromeBoy

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He and Tom Baringer did learn how to skydive. Do they still do it...I do not know? Other actors who skydive? Jon Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston are current, Tom Cruise has but I do not know if he still does. I am not talking tandem but they actually learned the sport. Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

Skydive Orange, Virginia is having a Boobie Boogie this weekend. If any of the Bunnies want to "Warm Up" before the Bunny Boogie come to Virginia. Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

Yeah..ok I figured it out. Duh...thanks for nothing. Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

Ok so noboby could pull that up. I will tell a brief story instead. Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on. When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!" One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Same here!" Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday. Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I can't live any longer being so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so go get yourself a dog." Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

What do I need to mount a dytter on a NVERTIGOX? It did not come with screws, etc. Do I need to drill a hole through the side? Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

Ooops, sorry. Thought I posted this in Gear Forum. Will repost there. Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

I got a Dytter and want to mount it on my NVertigo X. It did not come with screws, etc. I am no Macgyver. What do I need to mount it? Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

A student and Tandem Master at a southern Florida DZ survived a dual mal. I do not remember the exact malfunction but he cutaway and had a spinning reserve ride. They both blacked out and landed in an industrial park on a small grass incline surrounded by concrete. They were both torn up pretty bad but made a complete recovery. The student said right before he blacked out the tandem master told him..."We might not make it". The Discovery Channel came to the DZ and filmed the Instructors return jump. 6 way. It was supposed to be on in January. The owner of Z Hills was supposed to be on the same program discussing his swoop pond accident. Did anyone see this program? Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

He does aerobics though so it is ok. Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

Some sort of entertainment while working... http://www.webforwards.com/wackyfaces.htm Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

Did you know that George does aerobics? http://www.webforwards.com/bushaerobics.htm Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

Or maybe a trampoline. You would bounce off of it so high that you would get one more skydive in before you die. Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

It has been said here before. If you have a double mal aim for either the rigger or their car. Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

On and on the rain will fall Like tears from the star Like tears from the star On and on the rain will say How fragile we are How fragile we are Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

We need people like you from keeping us from doing something stupid! Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

Dove, I am at Orange now. I met Bobby and everyone else today and introduced myself. We discussed the Swoop Competition we were at in Z Hills. Continue the healing process! We are looking forward to your return. Small World, Nathan Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

Three of my siblings went to Murray. My grandparents lived in Paducah. I lived in Marion, IL. My sister married a guy from there. I was inspired to skydive by watching a four way team skydive into the football stadium while the horse (I forgot it's name) ran around the track. As for your stunt...just enjoy the skydive man. No reason to prove anything. Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

So I guess the point is one of the jumpers had a cutaway and the rest of the team followed. The cameraman figured it out and followed. It was not just the cameraman...they are all team memebers? Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

Thanks Chuck. Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

Just beat the damn thing with sledge hammer. He will get the point. If you can not catch it have the big dog chase it. It will scare the hell out of the owner especially if the dog is coming his way. Another way is to have your great dane chase him down, tackle him, and start humping him. The dude will probably move away! Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

You should probably just buy another one. The costs for shipping and the repairs would probably be just about the same. Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

This doesn't really have anything to do with a rigger but it reminds me of a occurence that happened to somebody I know. The person, who will remain nameless but has 8,000 Skydives, was due for a reserve repack so at deployment he went for the reserve instead of the main. He pulled his reserve handle, nothing. Still in freefall. He went ahead and deployed his main and landed safely. He took his gear inside and immediately went to his rigger and told him what happened. They checked out the gear and noticed that someone had cut his shit and his reserve would not deploy. (Yeah, kind of like DZ) He never found out exactly who it was but he has his beliefs. Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

We all were instructed with the expert feedback from Chuck on front riser approaches now let's take it to the next step! Chuck, or anyone else with expert swooping skills please provide us an education for beginning the 90, 180 & 360 degree front riser turns into the swoop. Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-

I am jealous. I hope the weather holds tomorrow so I can jump. It has been awhile and I am going through withdrawl! Kachink, ChromeBoy -Mirage G3 Unisyn-