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I think you need to smear yourself with foie gras to get Remi to bite. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.... Paper bag? She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Where are you doing your yoga??? My yoga class was nothing like that! ETA - some of you DZ dudes aren't that pretty to look at either!! Where is the like button??? She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Bite me Remi..... Make your own sammich. Or actually, bring me a Turkey Pot Pie....Bitch She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

OK with this I take great offence. Please point out where I tytrated against you or any other women. If I pointed out fact which you disagree with provide a rebuttal. If not then please don't accuse me of things which I have not done. This coming from the same guy who has all female skydivers lumped into two groups, either those that are stuck up and self centered or Bitchy? HA! Oh and lets not forget the horrible fat ones like myself So you admit to then altering my context to fit your agenda then...awesome She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

BUt let's not discourage this behaviour!!! As I do like having a good pair of boxers wadded up on my floor, I am not discouraging that particular act. I was just pointing out the obvious that he had misinterpreted my statement removing it entirely out of context to fit his agenda She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Then why do you bring it up at every single opportunity you can find? Just saying... Because for some reason he felt he was prompted to report it. If you two would just be pretty and quiet, like you're supposed to be, we wouldnt have these problems.... Damm women and their so-called opinions... Ah Zip it ya silly Canadian She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Then why do you bring it up at every single opportunity you can find? Just saying... Of which I report on here when prompted. You brought up panties in a twist, I indicated why I really am not too worried about the aforementioned panties FOR...those who's panties are in a twist are really not worth the effort since they are saturated with requests. Not that they are not worth the effort due to being not attractive nor not my type. We good? :-) Clearly you did not understand the way the comment was made and took it completely literal. If you go to Here and read what Urban dictionary has to say about the phrase "Panties in a wad" actually means...then you will understand it had absolutely nothing to do with actually having girls panties on the floor, which is what you chose to make that statement about so you could begin your daily scheduled tyrant against women And for those that dont want to click link...here is the definition copied from urban dictionary 1. panties in a wad to get all upset over something trivial, as if one's underwear has rolled up into an uncomfortable ball between one's butt cheeks Cheri: "Did you see what he did to my iPod? I can't believe he put that song on there." Bobbi: "Oh don't get your panties in a wad over it, you can always take it off." So you see...you are constantly trying to get "panties in a wad" with everyone on here Please take your female bashing BS elsewhere, kthanks Renee Size 10, Female Data Center Engineer Bwahahahahahahahaha She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Then why do you bring it up at every single opportunity you can find? Just saying... She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Oh that is a whole other topic all together! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Now I need a paper bag to cover my eyes from that image She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Talk of paper bags and of course Remi shows up!! Don't project your fetishes onto others. Damnit! That means you wont wear a paper bag? She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Yes! That is crap! She took advantage of your kindness and turned around and used it for herself. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Talk of paper bags and of course Remi shows up!! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

HA! I love that movie! I might have to bring along with me this weekend in case it rains. Course I have a book to read for a stupid exam, and some other tech crap to sort through. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Relax, take my mtn bike for a ride, though not in the mountains...(yet) Oh and hope I don't get called into work this weekend She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Ok, um I wanted funny, not fucked up LOL As for Shah, if he knew it he still wouldn't have that attitude She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Two boobies and a belly button.... Well, that's good, but...no face? There is always a paper bag Yes I have a face She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Two boobies and a belly button.... She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

She mentioned panties!

I just call them as I see then But I could be wrong. As such, enlighten me. What do you see? As you can see due to having no hair, I am all ears. Well first off this wasn't meant to be another thread where you can bash females, or throw your narrow minded view of women out to be read. This was meant to start a light heated fun thread of sillyness. But to answer your question, sure there are a few women like that, but not all. I have met some of the most amazing and wonderful women thanks to this sport, none of which match the BS you listed above. This is no different then the rest of the real world, actually I have found less of what you say at DZ's then in the rest of the world. Maybe you need to change your point of view Though I know that has been mentioned a million other times by a bunch of other people on here, so essentially I am beating a dead horse. Now, lets get some good jokes in here!!! Entertainment for all! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

I never implied or suggested this. My implication were, if she is getting hit on every second of every hour she is at the DZ two things happen 1) She will develop a hyper inflated sense of self, her ego. "Shucks I must be the most bitching woman on the planet! Shit I simply said I hate when I have to pack and 5 guys jumped and packed for me and one of them even gave me a foot rub." Now I'm sure she is a nice enough girl but do you think in the "real" world she would get the same level of treatment? Odds are....no. 2) If her hyper inflated sense of self isn't as large as Jupiter she is most likely just pissed off at getting hit on. I'm sure the getting your shit carried to and from your car and your main packed for you "just because" does get a bit too much...though I've never seen a girl say no to a foot rub....so she is pissed off at men. Thus, I ask why? Why would any guy fall into any of the above traps? I'm sorry I'm sure you are a very cool person but I see you as an equal, and as such you can carry your own stuff to and from your car and you can pack your own main and pay for you reserve pack jobs. I am not going to do any of the above "just because" you are the ony other girl at the DZ or in an engineering office. Sorry. But no worries on your end...note #1 Uhh...Seriously???? Wow. I am sorry you see it that way. You clearly have no clue how all women work and have blanketed them in to these two categories Good luck with that. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

There are how many girls in this sport? 10% maybe 15% Such a small target set that gets hit on every second of every day at ever DZ by any Tom, Dick or Harry, why even consider it an option. Thanks but no really....no thanks. Um I think you missed the point of my statement. However just because a female skydiver is regularly hit on doesn't mean that she is a slut or untrustworthy She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Getting wrong panties in a wad? She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

.....These days Entertainment is welcomed as I am bored and it is slow at work. kthxbai She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Good LUCK!!! Let us know how it goes!