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Devilshead rocks! for a 3 day trip it is a good choice. Did you get one of the all inclusive packages? where skiing, lodging and food are included? She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

I actually just got back from Alpine Valley. Understand that these are not "mountains" but are hills. The vert is not much, but it is skiing none the less. Devilshead, Cascade and Granitepeak are a bit further north and are 500-700 vertical feet. Edited to add...devilshead and cascade are about 3 hours, and granite peak i think is 5..i could be wrong though on that one. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Mmmm couch surfing.... She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

If I left now I could be there in about 16 hours But then i wouldnt leave She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

A cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure. Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1586 cows and calves." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a consultant." Says the cowboy. "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answered the cowboy "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew; to a question I never asked; and you don't know anything about my business." "Now give me back my DOG". She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Aw man! I wanna hear that story - with names!! No shit I second that!!! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

It's because he's affriad pics from his wild and crazy youth will turn up Ohh good point man!!! very very good point!!! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

3 Jars of Vasoline 2 Garden Gnomes 5 Rolls Of Duct Tape Young Priest Old Preist 16 Nuns 134 Penguins Cast Iron Tub 89 Bottles of Whipped Cream 120 ft of 16' Copper Wire 2 Lemons 3 Chickens Chocolate Syrup Strawberries 12 Kegs of Imported German Lager (Personal Use) Copy of The Satanic Bible 100 Yard Flamingos Leather Whip 14 Pairs of Handcuffs Cactus The Village People Gary Busey Crisco Twister Duct tape WD40 Tequila!(Patron) Jello Jet-A BANG BANG BANG Bus jumbo box of rubbers a jade monkey 32 locking caribiners 10 boxes of ziploc bags Rope Harness 6 Ouija boards 7 Tarot card readers A book of Stamps 13 Swedish bikini team members 37 Gallons Latex body paint 144 match Ice sculpture of, TheRacktm V2.0's boobies. and Gary Busey Edited for correction... She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

That is the understatement of the year She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Oh, let me see what kind of gay porn I can dig up somewhere in exchange. This could turn into ugly UGLY oneupsmanship. GREENIES HELP!! Lock lock lock!! Why lock? He can post all the naked pics of men he wants Or are you afraid it might turn you on? She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Yes, you might be right.. I might have to pull out the dreaded pics of BOOBIES - SFW (maybe) Dont believe him!!! this is NOT SFW...actually this is safe for NO ONE SNITCH!! I am doing society a favor!!! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Yes, you might be right.. I might have to pull out the dreaded pics of BOOBIES - SFW (maybe) Dont believe him!!! this is NOT SFW...actually this is safe for NO ONE She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

I think Slappie needs serious help with this plan of his! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

I think your plan is failing! You must alter said plan! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Forgot some important stuff! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

eh just a few times She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

3 Jars of Vasoline 2 Garden Gnomes 5 Rolls Of Duct Tape Young Priest Old Preist 16 Nuns 134 Penguins Cast Iron Tub 89 Bottles of Whipped Cream 120 ft of 16' Copper Wire 2 Lemons 3 Chickens Chocolate Syrup Strawberries 12 Kegs of Imported German Lager (Personal Use) Copy of The Satanic Bible 100 Yard Flamingos Leather Whip 14 Pairs of Handcuffs Cactus The Village People Gary Busey Crisco Twister Duct tape WD40 Tequila! Jello Jet-A BANG BANG BANG Bus jumbo box of rubbers She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Nope....you will have to find the dirty real nuns....biatch She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Good call on the Jello!!!! and the Jet A 3 Jars of Vasoline 2 Garden Gnomes 5 Rolls Of Duct Tape Young Priest Old Preist 16 Nuns 134 Penguins Cast Iron Tub 89 Bottles of Whipped Cream 120 ft of 16' Copper Wire 2 Lemons 3 Chickens Chocolate Syrup Strawberries 12 Kegs of Imported German Lager (Personal Use) Copy of The Satanic Bible 100 Yard Flamingos Leather Whip 14 Pairs of Handcuffs Cactus The Village People Gary Busey Crisco Twister Duct tape WD40 Tequila! Jello Jet-A She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Hey slack ass...you can NEVER have too much duct tape!!! Oh forgot one thing too 3 Jars of Vasoline 2 Garden Gnomes 5 Rolls Of Duct Tape Young Priest Old Preist 16 Nuns 134 Penguins Cast Iron Tub 89 Bottles of Whipped Cream 120 ft of 16' Copper Wire 2 Lemons 3 Chickens Chocolate Syrup Strawberries 12 Kegs of Imported German Lager (Personal Use) Copy of The Satanic Bible 100 Yard Flamingos Leather Whip 14 Pairs of Handcuffs Cactus The Village People Gary Busey Crisco Twister Duct tape WD40 Tequila! Edited to add Tequila! How the hell did I miss that! Good call man! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

But I need the following items. 3 Jars of Vasoline 2 Garden Gnomes 5 Rolls Of Duct Tape Young Priest Old Preist 16 Nuns 134 Penguins Cast Iron Tub 89 Bottles of Whipped Cream 120 ft of 16' Copper Wire 2 Lemons 3 Chickens Chocolate Syrup Strawberries 12 Kegs of Imported German Lager (Personal Use) Copy of The Satanic Bible 100 Yard Flamingos Leather Whip 14 Pairs of Handcuffs Cactus The Village People Crisco Twister Duct tape *edit* - add Gary Busey Anyone? Ok updated the list...since slappie is a lazy bitch She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Um I believe you can do that Edited for bad typing/spelling. Hard to type with the top of your finger cut She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

You forgot the Crisco and the Twister game! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

mine is very boring.. Lynn Narragansett.. But try learning to spell that street growing up She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

There are 12 people on my team and we are in commercial underwriting. The Dirty Dozen Ok i dont think that would work, but it is funny She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto