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I don't have a torrent, but I see most of them on my newsreader. If you can't find it on torrent, drop me a pm with the season/episode # and I'll arrange transfer for you. Do you FTP? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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I don't think he's actually "told" anyone... and it either means Ion Beam Assisted Deposition or probably more likely this: Institute for Brain Aging and Dementia in other words its his way of saying I don't understand you youngun's I must be getting old... Someone please PM me WTF IBAD means. It's driving me nuts - this little tiny word that is simply insane BABBLE! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Byron Boogie 2006 - Oct 13-15, 2006
Cornholio replied to vdschoor's topic in Events & Places to Jump
I forgot to ask last weekend when I was out at Byron, but can anyone confirm if there are going to be showers this year? Showers on a trailer again? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump -
I'm suprised nobody has mentioned Holly yet. Her hugs were outstanding - long and meaningful. Next would have to be Amazon.
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Are you serious? It really costs extra to mosh? You gotta be shittin me! I know about GA and never EVER heard about paying extra to mosh. Did that come down from the band, the concert promoters, or the venue? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Damn I was thinking the same thing! OK time to trim them nails..... Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Are you sure your dog didn't eat it? Got any peanut butter laying around? Those who watched nip/tuck last night will get this. Those of you who didn't I apologize for wasting your time reading this post. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Oh yeah! Any long time poster or geek knows who BloodNinja is! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Breathtaking is an understatement. More like blown away! I knew she would look good, but not that good.
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I've told some people on dz.com and told them I would make a post soon - well almost 6 weeks later - I'm Married! I didn't tell too many skydivers beforehand. Shannon knew about it and a few other locals. Here's some pics of our wedding and honeymoon: photos.almgren.net Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Will you watch/did you watch the Steve Irwin Memorial Special..
Cornholio replied to SkydiveStMarys's topic in The Bonfire
There was one on last night around that time - I think it's the same or similar. I watched it. Didn't plan on it, but saw in the guide and it turned out really well. I always enjoyed that guy. My Dad was a big fan so much that us kids got him a video of "The Croc Hunter" for him for X-mas one year. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump -
Now THAT'S funny! "I'm sober, but I smoke and drink occasionally" Sorry, I can't relate to that sentence. On the other hand - I have 13 years complete abstinence from all mind altering substances. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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LOL Dude, you got my dog or what?? QuoteMy dog's potential diary entry for today based on her past conduct: 7 a.m. - barked at another friggin squirrel. 8 a.m. - finally got to that dove's nest and killed them. 9 a.m. - I saw that a replacement sprinkler was installed for that one I chewed up. So I chewed the sprinkler again. > 10 a.m. - chewed up the hibiscus plant. Here comes Conor out to play. Yippee! 11 a.m. - Chewed wiring to sprinkler system. > Noon - chewed up another sprinkler head for the hell of it > 1 p.m. - dug hole around sprinkler to chew up tasty PVC pipe. > 1:30 p.m. - dead doves are nice and stinky - roll in them. 2 p.m. - dug up replacement pomegranate bush and chewed it up. I like that he keeps planting these. > 3 p.m. - chewed up the new water hose. > 4 p.m. - with nothing left to chew up that looks interesting, I started chewing on the nice bone that they gave me yesterday to chew on, along with the lamb shoulder, chew rope, and the 10 other chew toys I have. Oh, shit. They left out the gas grill. Chewed on gas hose and regulator valve. > LOL 5 p.m. - here he comes to replace the sprinklers and spray that nasty-ass bitter stuff on it. Sprinklers will be on tonight, though. Afterwards, the bitter stuff will be gone and I'll chew up those sprinklers. > 6 p.m. - He's still fixing the sprinklers. I'll go for a swim in the pool. 6:30 p.m. - he's filling in the dirt hole I dug. I'll dig another one. Oh, he's finally letting me onto that fresh sod. I'll dig by that sprinkler and chew it up. Yummy! > 7 p.m. - oh, now he's cleaning the pool. I'll wait till he's done. While I'm waiting, I'll go redig that hole he filled. Thanks, dude. 7:20 p.m. - he finished cleaning the pool. I jumped in for a 1 minute swim and shook water all over him. The look on his face was precious. I spent a minute redigging the hole and rolling in the dirt and grime. Dirty now. Jump into pool to clean off. 7:30 p.m. - He's coming back from checking that tasty new sod. Why's he so mad? Musta been that kid of his that has him upset. Oh, he's got the choker collar - me must want to take me on a walk - he has usually walked me by now. What took him so long? He's been out here working for two and a half fucking hours instead of walking me? What an asshole. Okay, he's got the collar on and leashed me to the fence? WHAT? Oh, now he's got a shovel. That's a big hole he's digging. I could to better - he thinks he'll show me up. Right under that tree branch - oh, memories from chewing that up are great. I hope it grows again so I can eat it. HE's taking me to the hole now. FUN!!!! Wait - there are no wires or sprinkler pipes in here. But there are a few roots. I can chew those up. And when he's gone I'll push the dirt into the pool. He says he is going to play "pinata" with me? What's pinata? I've never heard of that. Hey! Let me down. OUCH! No further entries... Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Star Farms Boogie - Sept 16-17, California
Cornholio replied to skybytch's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Thank you. Due to the e-coli thing she's being required to stay in the hospital for about 2 weeks to get IV anitbiotics. I thought of you guys often. Sounds like you had a great time! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump -
Star Farms Boogie - Sept 16-17, California
Cornholio replied to skybytch's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Well count another one out - for Saturday at least. My mom was submitted to the hospital today for staff infection and what appears to be an e-coli poisoning. Dr's want to keep her for a few days, so depending on how she is tomorrow, I may just stay home so I can be close if I'm needed or the situation becomes worse. You all have fun and be safe. Maybe I'll see you Sunday. -- Matt Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump -
How long has it been since you updated your profile?
Cornholio replied to jtval's topic in The Bonfire
I stopped updating at 500. I figure that's enough for now to people think I'm a skygod. I'm kidding - please put down the rocks. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump -
That was a nice sentiment, Stitch. However, not to be mean and maybe I'm outta place for saying so since I'm not a BASE jumper myself (yet), but wouldn't both of those (the crude tag) and your sticker be considered the start of "burning an object" by defacing it? I'm just thinking that maybe someone else was thinking the same when they removed the sticker. Otherwise, it was a nice sentiment. If stickers/markings are appropriate for this type of object, then please ignore what I said above. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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I did! And got me a 24-105L and 10-22 lense I just got back from Hawaii last week and took about 2600+ pictures. LOL I have also decided to go with zenfolio.com, rather than smugmug or the other sites prev mentioned. For $40/yr I get what I want plus the CNAME and it's pretty speedy. No printing or pro sales stuff yet, but I imagine when I actually have photos to sell I'll they'll have something to offer then. I'll eventually post a thread in Bonfire, but you can check out the wedding and Hawaii pics here: http://mbaa.zenfolio.com Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Looking at the smugmug pricing, it looks like this option is only avail with the higher end Pro package. OR are you doing this with your own domain web site and setting up the redirection/cname within it? I can't see paying an extra $100/yr just for this feature. My camera is only 8MP, so the Standard or the Power User package sounds just about right. I like the idea of customizing the look and feel of the photo gallery. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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I've been hosting my own images for several years now on my domain that is hosted by one of those cheap web host providers. It worked great up until they moved their servers to the East coast. I then tried another cheap web host with a new domain name and although it looks good and fast when first starting out - after adding a hundred pictures or so, the database gets pretty damn slow. So... another one of my friends has suggested smugmug too. I have been seriously looking into hosting ALL my full size images there and cancelling the new domain name I just registered a week ago. Given the fact that it's FAST, and the printing prices are average with the rest of the market, and the cname idea - it sounds great! Plus for the price I pay for the cheap web host (40-70/yr) I can get better and faster service from smugmug. I'm just not looking forward to uploading my 2000+ pics to a new web host. But the lack of any storage space is even a better idea for me to switch. Anyone else use smugmug and can add anything? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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I'm in the same boat. I tried PMing a couple people on here who claimed to be dealers, but I haven't gotten a reply yet (sorry, I'm in a rush to get this ordered before I leave on vacation) So those of you who are dealers and want to make a few bucks off a sale - PM me. Thanks! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Exactly!! BOTH!! Start on the kitchen table, then do a little stand-up action, then move to the floor and finish up with a little backside penetration. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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You have WAAY too much time on your handz. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Hey Lori, I'm curious about a few things that maybe you or the Perris people can answer: 1) What was up with the "Jet Club" cards we got last year? Are there any special jump rates for club members? What's the point, if not? 2) Did Perris take any jumpers to the WFFC this year? Any plans to take any home? :) 3) Is the jet only jumpable in IL because of the FAA restrictions? I thought I remember reading that the only way (or easiest way) to get certified was to move the home of the DC9 out there. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump