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  1. theonlyski
    I honestly hope and will do everything in my power to prevent this situation from ever happening. You cannot prevent his dreams. Yes I can, using various psychological operations to prevent him from being able to sleep long enough to dream. He'll be dreaming tonight. Go ahead. I need someone with a loud stereo system in their car (or a psyop truck) to play brittney spears 'hit me baby one more time' every 10 mins right outside. Then we wait for the surrender. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Working for me. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    I honestly hope and will do everything in my power to prevent this situation from ever happening. You cannot prevent his dreams. Yes I can, using various psychological operations to prevent him from being able to sleep long enough to dream. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    Umm... so, your boobs remind you of Jay? Gonna need a few pictures to see the resemblence. billyv He has the boobie thread.....I was washing the girlies thinking about posting them. Theonlyski Still need pictures of yours... Skootz PM sent... Not nice to tease like that... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    Wasn't me... apparently I'm too fat for her. That's what you get for not being a size 8 or smaller. On another thought, 8 is just right ... O I made that joke to her... good times! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    One of my more serious ex-girlfriends still has hers, she loves it for driving around topless during the summer... Actually the same color as yours... though sadly, she didn't quite have the rack you do. I remember when it snowed and she got stuck, I had to walk her through putting it into 4HI... she didn't believe me, so I told her to read the manual... sure as shit! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Umm... so, your boobs remind you of Jay? Gonna need a few pictures to see the resemblence. billyv He has the boobie thread.....I was washing the girlies thinking about posting them. Theonlyski Still need pictures of yours... Skootz "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    Here is some more info: http://4wheeldrive.about.com/cs/jeepreviews/a/aa121102a.htm I looked at buying one a few years back to make into a little trail truck (as my z71 can only go so far) but decided it wasn't worth it to me. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    You got 2 paradactyls? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    Wasn't me... apparently I'm too fat for her. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Betcha BillyV would trade for the ears that coulda heard that! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    Was there a shotgun involved? Sadly no... Also was no bikini or tux shirts, and without PBR all around. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    On my motorcycle, I have a map in the tank bag. My BB is in there too. At 90mph, i'd rather look at the map than the GPS on my BB. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1530188&l=707ab330a7&id=1032868837 Awww, speeding?? Say it aint so... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Umm... so, your boobs remind you of Jay? Gonna need a few pictures to see the resemblence. billyv "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    On a Thursday? Justice of the peace? Who? I'm afraid that info is classified, its a hush-hush thing so far. More details will come out soon. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    Once you have hit the "print Screen" and have it on the clipboard open "Paint" it should be in the accessories folder under All Programs. On the upper left you will see a paste button. Click it and it should put the print screen clipboard image there. Or start>run mspaint control+v to paste. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    Also, if looking for a used one, check the floor where the tube roll cage meets it behind the seats, they're notorious for rusting out there and really become a PITA "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    I honestly hope and will do everything in my power to prevent this situation from ever happening. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    One of our DZ.commers tied the knot today... So we shall see if there is a shut-off... today is day 0 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    They don't anymore? I've used those before. Been a long while... I have used the GPS on several long trips, sure it takes the guesswork and planning out of the trip, but you can still have an adventure. Just choose shortest route possible and don't make freeways a must. Trust me, you'll find a surprise every now and then along the way. GPS: Make a U-Turn. GPS: Make a U-Turn. GPS: Make a U-Turn. GPS: Make a U-Turn. GPS: Make a U-Turn. GPS: Make a U-Turn. BillyV: Why am I not going the right direction? Fucking GPS! Should come with sign language support! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    T-E-X-A-S....in A-U-G-U-S-T!!!!!!! I've spent a few Augusts in Houston... I think I'm ready for FLORIDA this January! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    V3-Micron? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    I've heard a few people say that. I have a hard time believing that g-forces can be accelerated high enough under canopy, as to not allow the average jumper to lift (or especially) flex their arms enough to reach their cutaway. Until I see or read proof... I call BS. Do a high pull with plenty of clear airspace in every direction, release your breaks, slowly bring one of them about waist high (keeping your hand in the other one) I say slowly, because if you do it too fast, your canopy will probably turn faster than you do, giving you line twists. You would be freaking surprised how fast and how much g forces you add up. Keep an eye on your altitude, airspace and location, and don't do this at or near the highest pulling person on the load. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    It is a dead art.... But I hope you are joking. It is far from a dead art....come back to a C-182 DZ that does IAD's or SL. ...and jump a ROUND! Yeah, with no mods. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    SOME pilots have a tendency to give a climbing green light... Kinda sketchy stuff, just make sure you dive down. That is more the exception than the rule, I think I've only had 2-3 climbing hop&pop exits. It helps to know the feeling of the plane when it levels out. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message