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  1. theonlyski
    oh really!? thanks!!! glad we got that cleared up!! All it took was penicillin! I could go as Skinnyshrek . . Big plastic bag and a bunch of ashes. I know - I'm going to hell for that one - or the pub nuthin but love for the Fat Bastard though! Shrek would be laughing. I remember when Spence showed me the bag of ashes and I lifted it I was like "holy shit that dude was one big motherfucker!" It took I think at least 5 ash dives to free him. Whats sign language for 'motherfucker'? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Howdy hey

    theonlyski replied to Broke's topic in The Bonfire

    I have been bust PWing - just to piss Deedy off. How does one bust PW? Calling a PW out and busting them? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    No, we actually want to be able to get laid. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    She won't tell, but its not THAT hard to get her to give enough info to implicate the party involved. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    http://hidemyass.com/ I use iheartradio on my iphone/ipod touch and if I get wifi, (or any internet for that matter) I can listen to it... and its free. But to each their own. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Or Cheach... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski

    Instructor suits

    theonlyski replied to h83's topic in Instructors

    Hell, that would be a good use for those knee pads they gave us for the pockets... I think that I still have some in the bag they gave em to me in... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    And it LOOKS like shes got something covering her tits... that isnt chocolate. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    What??? Do the French put the head-lamp on the back of their vehicles so they can retreat better at night???!!?? Nope, they drive in reverse so they have more gears to shift through while retreating. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    I almost just posted that in your costume idea thread! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    I would be Deedy and bake me some cookies! Not like its ever going to happen... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Taking that whole canopy controller title to the head? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    In that order? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Do you take PayPal? Yes, but the amount has to have cleared first Shouldn't take long for $5 to clear. That is just the starter fee - Wait until you get the up charges . . . again. I can get it up for free... thats not the issue, nor what I would pay for. That contradicts your credit card charges. Those fuckers told me it wouldn't show up if I used my Govt CC. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Do you take PayPal? Yes, but the amount has to have cleared first Shouldn't take long for $5 to clear. That is just the starter fee - Wait until you get the up charges . . . again. I can get it up for free... thats not the issue, nor what I would pay for. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Do you take PayPal? Yes, but the amount has to have cleared first Shouldn't take long for $5 to clear. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    How are you going to explain a ladder in the middle of a DZ landing area, while wearing an inflated parachute that the EMTs have to cut off of you? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    You're the shit starter though... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    And if you hear multiple beeps, you could have failed something... but remember, most laptops these days (and many desktops lately) nolonger use BIOS beep-codes... Those fuckers getting their A+ certifications got it easy now! Just because it passes its POST, doesn't mean jack. Most newer computers by default just do a quick POST which just makes sure there is a video card there and it seems to be working, same with CPU, memory and usually keyboard. Run memtest86 on an older computer that POSTs fine, see how many errors you get on the memory. Keep in mind, many computers have dedicated video memory, which the BIOS POST doesn't really check. Even corrupted system memory usually isn't diagnosed correctly without something like memtest86. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    If it was the inverter, the screen wouldn't 'light up'. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    Theoretically - one could Short SPlice a piece of cable to the end and then brazeweld the piece back on -
  23. theonlyski
    Theoretically - one could Short SPlice a piece of cable to the end and then brazeweld the piece back on -
  24. theonlyski
    Wouldn't that load the reserve pin in almost the opposite direction from normal? (pulling down instead of up) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    me... turtle Hi Sweetie! Skootz? Dang it...I thought you were calling me sweetie for a minute. Turtle Hi Sweetie! DD? Better cut out those names before twardo kicks your ass. Turtle. Nope....tis I. I'd let you call me sweetie too. theonlyski I dont know... you ditched me for the weekend to go to the DZ. Its not so fun on the other side of that. Skootz "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message