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They should have a major airline that allowed for a low-speed exit ~15,000'. Think of how much carbon emissions from the cabs would be saved if we all got to jump and do a cross country direct to our destinations. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

He don't. Then what does he did? He DID didn't done what he did twice. He didn't twice what he did done but not dead, I gar-on-tee! KSSSSSSSSST (cracks open a luke warm PBR) I reckon he didnt die doin what he does did. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

...happen if you did a search for that exact situation? You would find lots of different answers. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

He don't. Then what does he did? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Womb Raider The Goods - Live Hard, Suck Hard The Cum of All Fears Tears of the Cum "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

SO, take care of your gear (keep your closing loop in good shape), pack your pilot chute in a way that allows for extration if you do have a loop break. Or jump a pull-out. Or you could get a rig with a reserve side pouch release... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

SO, take care of your gear (keep your closing loop in good shape), pack your pilot chute in a way that allows for extration if you do have a loop break. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

What about a reserve, AAD, helmet, jumpsuit, dytter etc... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Its better than nuthin. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Yup, it would in theory work... ish. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

How about AAD MFGs start integrating GPS tracking into their AADs? Come in handy for lost jumpers or lost/stolen rigs? The problem with that is real-estate and location, A GPS chip won't work too well if its covered up and packed in tight with a reserve/main wrapped around it. Then you go into how are you going to send the data? There may be no cell coverage, satellite takes a good amount of power and passing data over RF isn't all to easy to get done without making the unit way more expensive, larger and the battery changes more frequent. Not to mention expensive and how would you track it? Require a mandatory scan at each dz for all jumpers so they know who is who? Not likely to happen. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Apparently he screwed with my phone last night, I hardly use it so its not really noticed most of the time. (plugged the handset into the headset port so it doesn't work) Well, dayshift asked him if he did something because the phone wasn't working... he came and fixed it, the day shift asked if they should put it back when they're done and he said NO. He didn't want me thinking that he screwed with me again and incur another day of interesting computer repair. He has confirmed that he lost the battle, again... But the day shift guys got a good laugh as every 10-20 mins for about 3 hours they would randomly hear "FUCKING SKI". I might write that program anyways... just for good measure and to be proactive so if he does try something again, its a simple 5 mins to screw it up for him. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

You could probably use a hook/pile band with an RFID chip in it, and funnel people through one or two entrances where the scanners can pick up on them. I just had an idea that will probably go nowhere, but something inside your AAD so that when it activates, it sends a beacon signal every x minutes until you turn the AAD off. (which, IIRC, you have to turn it off to change the cutter anyways) Sure, it would only work on rigs equipped with that AAD, but its better than nuthin. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

From the USPA Professional email that I believe hes refering to. Coaches can't sign the 2 page card, but there are (I believe 2 places) on the 4-page card. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

nope, not yet! Our arms room has tazers, I wish I would have thought about 'certifying' the guys here that haven't been certified yet. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

He posted this on the wall of one of the FB groups: He seems to be in good spirits, and managed to figure out most of them... No wake up, so it can't be too bad. If he contiunes or tries to one up me... I'll write a program that whenever he types an M, it disables his mouse for 5-10 seconds, K = keyboard, U = usb, E = ethernet. He usually learns fast enough that it doesn't go that far... but ya never know. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

A little background info: My units signal warrant officer (chief) came straight to my unit out of warrant school and thinks he knows alot more than he does... He routinely tries to show off his knowledge around the shop, and I usually end up knocking him down a notch or two. Well, about two weeks ago, I got some micro controllers and some wireless modules in (been trying to get back into electrical engineering)... well, day shift has him convinced that I'm using them to mess with him (so far as to have him freaked out that the 'z' on his keyboard will actually cause a tazer thats hidden in his chair to zap him) I packed the controllers up so I wont have to carry them on the flight home soon. Well, today he seemed overly suspicious, claiming that I re-wired his mouse to jolt him and such (which, I hadnt touched) so while I was out working on some network beautification projects, he went to my desk and drew 4 white-out lines on my chair. (among moving things around so I think hes messing with me) Well, he leaves for the night, and I notice his computer isnt locked (odd, hes pretty good about locking it)... so I check to see if he is still logged into facebook... yup... payback time Is this too much? I: o Disabled his external USB mouse o Turned his touch pad into SUPER SLOW mode (only goes about .5 inch per swipe across) o Took the wheels off of his chair o Unplugged the handsets from his phones (at the phone, they still looked plugged in) o Put whiteout across the screen of the phone so he can't see the number hes dialing... o Changed his facebook language to korean o Created 2 facebook fan pages, which 'he' liked (his wall now says that '(he) likes Fucking with Ski and Leaving my computer un-locked.') o Screwed with the other external mouse (jammed a piece of paper over the red light so the mouse is very inconsistant) o Put a piece of paper in his ethernet port, so the cable is plugged in, but the pins don't make contact = no internet Do yall think thats fair? I'm probably going to get woke up in a few hours and have to fix it all... WORTH IT! p.s. there should be video! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Demolition Man "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Hows your search cumming along? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I have been bust PWing - just to piss Deedy off. Turtle-Wurtle wore a girdle...... Finally U Can Keep Everything Real I really did mean JUST PWing . . There is no reason to get all uppity and mad, Little miss Deedy Weedy Nice and subtle too! Some How Is Talking Shit To Anyone Reading... Turtle Embarrassess Robert "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I had to post this here cause I am not in the bbmsgr group.... Since when? Did you finally change your cell phone? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Huh? That was me with no thoughts.... You working hard at work is like me saying that I'm not going to fix it... It may sound good, but we both know its not going down like that. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Any idea where this file might be? Search is not finding it. Just do it the 'other way' HERE Dude, I actually ended up doing a system restore back to where the computer was before downloading the software, and then I reloaded it. This time it worked. The next problem I'm having is that when I finally opened it up, the activation window popped up as I expected it to, but somehow in the process of retrieving the activation code, I closed that window. Now I can't figure out how to get that window to come back up so I can complete the activation. Activation menus are usually under the Help or About menus up on the top left (File, Edit...) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Huh? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Already? You said you could start 100 different threads because you had thousands of thoughts... and you only started like... 6 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message