masterrig

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content

    15,592

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by masterrig

  1. masterrig
    One of my favorites imprinted on the handle of a toothbrush: "Use the fuzzy end!" Chuck
  2. masterrig
    Did she have big knuckles? Chuck
  3. masterrig
    Lemme re-think that part... hmmm... change that to hard labor! Chuck
  4. masterrig
    Damn skippy, it is! Hell, I was 15 once. Specially if it was Kel! Chuck
  5. masterrig
    Naw! No way, are you too rough on him. He needs 'direction'! He lied and needs to make that house spotless before his mom gets home.! Remember! Dynamite, comes in small packages and he doesn't wanna see you 'un-load' on him. Chuck
  6. masterrig
    Yeah, dammit! We need to livin' things up here... it's FRIDAY! Chuck
  7. masterrig
    I think, you oughta take him over your knee and whup his happy lil' ass! Unless of course, he's bigger than you. Chuck
  8. masterrig
    It's a big ol' bell, you hang around a bull's neckso you know where that sumbitch IS!!! Chuck
  9. masterrig
    Mine don't have balls hangin' off it. I got a big bull bell hangin off mine. Chuck
  10. masterrig
    BwaaHahahahahahahaha! That there's damned funny! Brings a whole new concept to Visine. edited to add: The worse part of all that was, I had a date that night! Chuck
  11. masterrig
    Hey! You DID it! You caved-in and CLICKED!!! You da MAN!!! Chuck
  12. masterrig
    Wasn't that on an episode of South Park? Chuck
  13. masterrig
    Thanks! After shave just put me through the roof! Chuck
  14. masterrig
    A guy would have to wear a cup all the time! That's like shaving in that area. Damm! I tried it once and all I got was a bunch of red bumps. The little squares of toilet paper were a pain! Chuck
  15. masterrig
    Yeah, that really bites! I'm lookin' out my front window, watching big-ass storm clouds movin' in! 40% chance of rain tomorrow and Sunday... clearing later on Monday! Go forking figure. Chuck
  16. masterrig
    Good mornin'! Here in West Texas, the skies are clear and blue, light winds, 56deg.... gorgeous! Looking to the North though... huge, ugly dark clouds moving this way. Chuck
  17. masterrig
    I used to love Jack in the Box tacos... till I learned of cholesterol! Chuck
  18. masterrig
    Hey! That wasn't me doin' that search... I'm innocent!!! Chuck
  19. masterrig
    Yeah, much better! Chuck
  20. masterrig
    Why stretch 'em! Around a guy's middle fifties or sixties they're gonna sag pretty good anyhow... why rush it? Chuck
  21. masterrig
    Thank you, for your help. I do, appreciate it. Chuck
  22. masterrig
    Don't mean to be out of line, by 're-posting' something but, I am trying to find a source for replacement parts for a Stunts Adventures: Eclipse, harness-container. Thanks for any and all help! Chuck
  23. masterrig
    Dayumm! School did pay-off! Chuck
  24. masterrig
    Like 'The last act of defiance...' Where the mouse is givin' the finger to the swooping hawk. Chuck
  25. masterrig
    No, no! Stiletto... HEELS! Sheesh! Give ya' the books, send ya' to school... I give-up. Chuck