masterrig

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  1. You're talkin' them big ol' warf rats... No thanks! Those suckers can haul-off a grown man! Chuck
  2. Dayuum! Didn't mean to start a 'fire' here! Hee, hee! I'm not from Louisiana though I've been through it. Yeah, they can keep them over-sized rats! Chuck
  3. Hell, in Louisiana, they have organized hunts for them at night. All nice and legal, too! They'll tear hell out of a marshland. Chuck
  4. it has been 18 days since my last Patron. --------------------------------- That's just too long! Chuck
  5. EXACTLY! I agree! 16 is no age for a girl or boy to be going to ol' Mexico!!! I don't care how good of a kid they are. Chuck
  6. masterrig

    Group Sex

    Sheeeitt! I can hardly keep-up with the ONE I got, let alone a damned crowd! Chuck
  7. Shit, man. Last fall, this one cowboy brought his dog with him. That ol' dog was sniffin' around the horses while we were getting saddled-up. Just as one of the hands was getting in the saddle, that dog nipped his horse in the hock. After the fartin' and snortin' and the dust settled (noone hurt), that dog was put in a stock trailer for the day! edited to add: Man, we'll have to get together some day and swap stories! Chuck
  8. ok drop the chaps put down the spurs and say that in english please _________________________________________ I did. O.K. In spring, when cattle are rounded-up, a lot of the horses haven't been ridden since the previous fall. They get a little 'frisky' and just aren't in the mood to be ridden. Usually, by mid-day, they settle down. Make sense? Chuck
  9. I was in a store in Amarillo, several years ago. For sale, was the biggest belt buckle I'd ever seen, this side of WWF. The buckle had a bull rider on it and this little guy, about 5'2, bought the damned thing! That buckle was bigger than he was. Chuck
  10. Been there... done that! Like first morning of Spring round-up. They're really feelin' their oats, it's just a little chilly and they're in no mood for your ass on their back! It's all good! Chuck
  11. 'Cus it's fun and you'd better lighten-up! We're having fun here at your expense! We're just mean, that's all! She does have a great butt!
  12. That's the truth! I get a kick out of the 'drugstore cowboys' and wannabes. I think, it's a 'want' or desire to share the life of a cowboy. Some of 'em do look a little silly. I feel you gotta 'earn' that buckle! Chuck
  13. I have ordered from Parachute Equipment, Co. many times. I've gotten exactly what I needed and in a 'timely' manner. Warren, at PEC gives excellent service. I would highly recommended PEC. Chuck
  14. Dare, dare, dare... INFINITY! Chuck
  15. You should send them a bill I double dog dare ya' That'd get 'em! Chuck
  16. masterrig

    the truth

    Bwaahahahahahahaha... That's freakin' hilarious!!! Chuck
  17. That there's some funny shit! Chuck
  18. Only once, years ago, when I was dating a girl taller than me. The good part was... the 'view'. Chuck
  19. I'd answer that one but, I don't want to hi-jack this thread or see it moved to SC. (pssst...according to law, the thief is 'leaving and no longer considered a threat.) Chuck
  20. Sorry! Wasn't tryin' to hi-jack, here.
  21. That's great! Congrats!!! Chuck
  22. That's the forkin' truth! It's PRISON for god's sake... not a freakin' day camp! Chuck
  23. Now, i feel all warm and fuzzy... thanks!