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fox is showing an encore of trading spouses...
masterrig replied to waltappel's topic in The Bonfire
________________________________ She's disgustingly... disgusting! ...and scarey, too! Chuck -
_____________________________________ ...and NASCAR!!!
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___________________________________________ Salty! Chuck
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How about a baseball bat? Walt ____________________________________ Whoa! Now, 'that's a bat! Chuck
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Absolutely!!! When I visualize naken women, it does wonders to alleviate the anxiety that I would otherwise feel. Walt _________________________________________ Works for me! I like the idea. Unless, the naked woman is Rosie O'Donnell! Chuck
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____________________________________ Which makes me wonder why, we are giving them money to rebuild? All those folks have to do is open a big valve and... bingo! Chuck
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__________________________________________ Are you by chance, confusing 'respect' with pussy? Chuck
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____________________________________ So did I! The oldest should be leaving the institution in June! It's the youngest one I'm worried about. Chuck
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Yes I do. I stripped naked on a load one time in front of a bunch of students 'cuz I felt like making a naked jump. I heard later that one of the students told her friend that seeing me do that made her much less nervous about the jump. Of course it may have made her more nervous about what happens on the ground but I never heard anything about that. As for the video, unfortunately I can't really take my face out of it because anyone can lip-read what I'm saying and it's kinda funny along with the, uh, trick. Maybe one day. Walt _______________________________________ O.K., I get it! It's a psychological thing... like giving a speech for the first time in front of a large group of people and 'visualizing' them naked. It's the 'relaxing' thing. Chuck
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Just wanted to see if you were payin' attention. Like i said... just fuckin' with ya'! Chuck
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Oh, I see. Just kinda feel your way around the subject, huh? What are you wearing right now? Just fuckin' with ya'! Chuck
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$2.09 West Texas Chuck
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So who the hell care's what it's shaped like? Does the supposedly phallic shape carry some sort of deep meaning or what? Walt Nothing very deep, just man's eternal fascination, reverence, awe, and sheer delight with his own joystick. You hit right at the heart of what annoys me about the whole term! Yes, I sit around in awe of my erect penis! That's all I do all day--yes it is a true delight!!! I revere it, worship it, and just sit and stare at it for hours on end. Hmmmmm. Thinking about it, I guess I really *do* kind of do all that stuff! Nevermind! Walt _______________________________________ Does that one eye ever wink at you? Chuck
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Mmmm...pink and filled with cream! __________________________________________ They aren't pink on the inside! They're still, the best! Chuck
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If I'm standing next to Walt, my chances are probably even better than that - Walt looks a lot more like a criminal than me. (GD&R) _____________________________________ Ha, ha, ha! You got that right! You look fairly innocent next to Walt! Chuck
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__________________________________ Min was primarily packing and doing repairs. I knew, before going, how to sew. My instructor saw that and kept givingme 'practice work', that he would get paid for. Hey! It all worked and I learned a bunch. P.S. I'll take that with a spring loaded pilotchute... Thankyou! Chuck
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hehehe....it took me 4 years.... ________________________________________ Took me, three years! My instructor, lived about 3-hrs. from me and we had to set-up week-ends. Mostly during the summer months. I felt like a real apprentice! I got to sleep on a mattress on the floor of his sewing room. Chuck
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No friggan' way! Do you realize how often victims identify the wrong person as the perpetrator of the crime? You're likely to end up under arrest for something you didn't do. No way I'm putting my life on the line in that crap shoot. ___________________________________________ You have good reason for concern, John! I've been told by police investigators that, the 'worse witness is a first-hand witness'. Too often, innocent folks are picked-out in a police line-up. We can always hope, the police investigate further. Your only hope would be that Slappie or Walt would be in that line-up with you! Hell, you got a 50 - 50 chance! (I think, i just started some shit... Chuck hauls ass!) Chuck
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__________________________________________ I wonder if, he'd be so quick to do that after a 'quick neutering' with that knife of yours? Chuck
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It's true! ...and you're welcome! Chuck
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...and, you've come a long way, baby! Chuck
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_______________________________________ Among other things? I'm scared to ask! Chuck I'm not... What kind of things? ______________________________________ Aw shit! Thank God, I wasn't drinking something when I opened that! (maybe... she'll tell us!) Chuck
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That's funny... my wife has always been a VERY fertile woman... we have to chart her ovulations carefully. And by the way, our 4 children were all planned, thank you very much. The joke in our house is that if we want another kid, all I have to do is blow her a kiss from across the room and *BAM* conception. ________________________________________ That's hilarious! I was raised Catholic. There was just my sister and I and of course, my parents. I got the strangest looks when folks asked how many brothers and sisters were in my family and I said; "Just my sister and I." Chuck
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_______________________________________ Among other things? I'm scared to ask! Chuck
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I recall my mom, telling my sister, years ago; "The best birth control is the pill... held firmly between the knees!" Chuck