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    (Pick her some wildflowers when you get there!) J - Jerky Chuck
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    ______________________________________ That was it! I couldn't remember it. Yeah... helluva job on that one! Chuck
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    ______________________________________-- You might try the Amazon jungles or some of the South Pacific islands. You wanted to travel... didn't you? Chuck
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    ________________________________________ ...a choice. Chuck
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    D- Dykes! E - Eggs (hard-boiled) Chuck
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    ___________________________________ RUTABEGAS! Hands down! The smell of those things cookin' will drive maggots off a gut wagon! They're nasty while they're cooking and are even worse to eat! By the way, thanks for the compliment! I've been called a lot of things but, never... exotic! Chuck
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    __________________________________ Hee, hee! That'll do it! Chuck
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    Ummm - What if it's like a limburger on sourdough? mmmm....with a side of lutefisk!
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    ________________________________ O.K., gotcha! Yeah, Chris is pretty good. I can't recall now, what he sang but, I do remember, he did a really good job. The kid with the funny little glasses got pretty smart alecky with Simon. I think, the kid is letting all this go to his head. If, you read his book, you won't need Kleenex, you'll need a beach towel. He's also got a movie out; 'Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector!' I might go to the theatre to see that one, rather than wait for the rental DVD to come-out! Chuck
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    __________________________________ That's the truth! If, it's smellin' like tuna... dayum! There's somethin' wrong right there! Chuck Ummm - What if it's like a limburger on sourdough? ___________________________________________ Run like hell! Probably, something there that can't be removed with kerosene and a wire brush! Chuck
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    __________________________________ That's the truth! If, it's smellin' like tuna... dayum! There's somethin' wrong right there! Chuck
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    __________________________ Aw, shucks! I just don't know what to say! Chuck
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    ________________________________ Isn't Chris, the one they call 'Chicken Little'? If, that's the one I'm thinking of, he needs his smart-aleck fanny spanked! Larry The Cable Guy is a hoot! You need to read his book: 'Git -R- Done'! Chuck
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    ________________________________ Bwa-hahahahahahaha... You aren't in that bad of a mood. ...and yes, I took my meds. Old man? That hurt, young 'un! Chuck
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    __________________________________ That's the one! It wasn't too bad, the first couple times I ate it but about the third time, I lost my apetite for it. Like I said, I just at it to be polite. Yeah! French's Fried Onions. Where'd I get funions? Chuck
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    Let's see... Paper route Grocery store stock-boy Theatre usher House re-modeling Machine operator Bouncer Cop Floor sweeper Truck driver (All sizes and kinds, tow, beer, meat, grain, groceries, fuels and oil.) Warehouses Rigger Cowboy Not necessarily in that order. Chuck
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    No way, sauerkraut smells GOOD! And tastes even better. (I love sauerkraut!) ______________________________ Hot-dog with sauerkraut and a daub of mustard? To die for!!! Sauerkraut and pork chops baked in the oven... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm good! Chuck
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    Hmm, never had that... Does it taste like sauerkraut? NOOOOOO ____________________________________ No! It tastes like rotten cabbage! Chuck
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    ________________________________ I don't care how you spell it... I ain't eatin' it! Chuck
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    ___________________________ Moi??? Chuck
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    ___________________________________ That's been a 'staple' at every Thanksgiving dinner I think, I've ever been to. I think, it was one of those Campbell's Soup recipes or something like that. That and yams with all those little marshmallows on top. I like yams but... damn! I'll eat that shit, just to be polite. Chuck
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    _________________________________ Hee, hee! I was just messin' with ya'! Chuck
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    That bean and mushroom caserole with the 'Funions' on top. Chuck
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    _____________________________________ You really wanna spank me? Holy crap! Well, just git after it! Only if, it makes you feel better. Chuck
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    Wed Funny

    masterrig replied to hobbes4star's topic in The Bonfire

    God! That's funny! I really didn't have to beg the first time. I do recall though, my first moment of degradation and humiliation. I had been dating a little 'sweet thang' for about a year... till she went-off to college. When I got word she was coming home for the week-end, we set it up to 'go out'. After the dinner and movie, we were sitting in my car out front of her house. You know, makin' out a bit when, she reached down and got a firm grasp of my 'manhood'! She proceeds to tell me about this guy she was seeing back at school. Well, needless to say, 'junior', wilted like a lily with frost-bite. She then says, while still holding my dick; "You're both alot alike... 'cept, he's bigger!" Now, there's a real ego booster! I realized right then, she had the sensitivity of a crocodile. Needless to say, I never saw the bitch again! Chuck