masterrig

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  1. Oh sure.. blame me....... we dont do that any more... sheesh... __________________________________ Oops! Sorry, Man! My bad! Chuck
  2. ______________________________________ Bobbi, you got me rollin' on the floor, slappin' myself! You just gotta try it. As for the cow, I'll be doin' that here, in a couple weeks. Gotta let the calves get a bit bigger so we can work them. I'll bet, Walt has for sure, done that! Chuck
  3. ___________________________________ No, same sex shit here... opposite sex... yeah, buddy! Chuck
  4. well i'm not impressed. we'd be hungry, but happy __________________________________ With the X-rated activities and N2)... who cares! Chuck
  5. __________________________________ Ever tried it? You don't know what yer missin'! Ask Shotgun or Mnealtex or Brains or Slappie any of the Texas folks will tell ya'! It's gooood! Boiled peanuts will give ya' the runs! Chuck
  6. There ya' go, Slapster! We been through the entire alphabet. Whaddya' think? Chuck
  7. P - You know!!! Q - quality beverages R - Raspberries (fresh) S - Sapporo T - Tuborg Chuck U - Uniform (Black and Leather) V - Valium and Vicodin (I don't think I'm gonna remember this picnic! ) W - Whips and chains.. to go with the Wine X - X - Rated activities!!! (of course!) Chuck Y - Yogurt 10 gallons - of yogurt - cherry flavored - so the girls can wrestle. Y - Yeah, Baby! Chuck Z - zebras! (because the N2O will make it seem really funny that we have zebras at our picnic) __________________________________________ With the N2O, everything will be funny. the zebras are a good touch! Chuck
  8. ______________________________________ Boiled peanuts? Never heard of such a thing! Roasted, salted peanuts... put a fist-full in your coke! Yummers! Chuck
  9. __________________________________ I know! He started-out, like a nice kid! Chuck
  10. P - You know!!! Q - quality beverages R - Raspberries (fresh) S - Sapporo T - Tuborg Chuck U - Uniform (Black and Leather) V - Valium and Vicodin (I don't think I'm gonna remember this picnic! ) W - Whips and chains.. to go with the Wine X - X - Rated activities!!! (of course!) Chuck Y - Yogurt 10 gallons - of yogurt - cherry flavored - so the girls can wrestle. Y - Yeah, Baby! Chuck
  11. _________________________________ I never acquired a taste for pork rhinds. Now, my doctor wouldn't let me near them! Chuck
  12. ____________________________________ Gollee! You ARE in a mood, aren't you? Chuck
  13. P - You know!!! Q - quality beverages R - Raspberries (fresh) S - Sapporo T - Tuborg Chuck U - Uniform (Black and Leather) V - Valium and Vicodin (I don't think I'm gonna remember this picnic! ) W - Whips and chains.. to go with the Wine X - X - Rated activities!!! (of course!) Chuck
  14. ___________________________________ I'd say, Simon slammed the kid (Chicken Little) The worst. Kelli, didn't do too good. Mostly, they got on her about her wardrobe. Personally, I thought, she looked pretty 'shiny'! She seemed to be. More like she was on qualudes! Chuck
  15. _________________________________ Wow! I never noticed. I bet I will, next time I open a bag! Chuck
  16. ______________________________________ Whoever you would like... I'm easy! Chuck
  17. P - You know!!! Q - quality beverages R - Raspberries (fresh) S- sheet for sex and strawberries
  18. P - You know!!! Q - quality beverages R - Raspberries (fresh) S - Sapporo T - Tuborg Chuck
  19. P - You know!!! Q - quality beverages R - Raspberries (fresh)
  20. J - Jerky J - Jack Daniels! or Jim Beam K - Krispy Kremes! L - Lemons! M - Margaritas! N - nitrous oxide
  21. (Pick her some wildflowers when you get there!) hahah thats great! Didn't know, I was such a romantic, didja? J - Jerky K- Kraft mac and cheese Chuck
  22. J - Jerky J - Jack Daniels! or Jim Beam K - Krispy Kremes! L - Lemons! M - Margaritas!
  23. J - Jerky J - Jack Daniels! or Jim Beam K - Krispy Kremes! If, you ate and drank all this stuff, better have some... A - Alka-Seltzer or B - Bromo-Seltzer) Chuck