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__________________________________ Fuck a buncha' PETA! Chuck Hell ya!! Let's fire up the pit, drink an ass load of beer and kill a cow! You know, I've always wondered about the origins of the combo of words "ass load" just where & why did they get put together to mean "a lot of shit" ... wait I just might have answered my own question. Carry on. __________________________________________ Very good! That wasn't hard... was it? I'm sorry but, those PETA 'non' violent folks just chap my ass! Better yet... let's kill something 'endangered'... that'd really piss 'em off! Chuck

__________________________________ Fuck a buncha' PETA! Chuck

I'll eat just about anything that is prepared well. I will not eat anything that is raw or on a plate looking at me! Chuck

_________________________________________ This could be a 'test' thread. Let's watch boys and girls! Chuck

No problem Chuck! I don't want you to avoid the greatness of pork rinds simply for being mis-informed... Nothing better than an ice cold beer and a fresh bag of spicy pork rinds!!! mmm mmm GOOD!!!

No problem Chuck! I don't want you to avoid the greatness of pork rinds simply for being mis-informed... Nothing better than an ice cold beer and a fresh bag of spicy pork rinds!!! mmm mmm GOOD!!!

_____________________________________ ...and so very high in cholesterol and trans-fats!!! Chuck Actually... since I keep a bag at my desk... for a 1/2 oz serving there is only 15mg of cholesterol and 0g (zero) of Trans Fat. The only bad thing about pork rinds is the 220mg of sodium. I love em!!! _________________________________ It appears as though I have been mis-informed! Thanks for the info. Chuck

Pig rinds are an acceptable food if you follow the Atkins diet since they are so low in carbs. _____________________________________ ...and so very high in cholesterol and trans-fats!!! Chuck

A flamethrower would be more gratifying. Richards ____________________________________ ...and fun, too! Yipee! Crispy critters! Chuck

Once a year, around the end of July, we had a week-end concert of Christian bands, in our town. An area was set aside for this at the edge of town. Attendees, would park in private (residents) drive-ways, leave tons of trash and etc. They'd walk across lawns and through flower beds, leave trash in residents yards and etc. The concerts were to end at 11:00 P.M. They'd go-on till sometimes 1:00 in the morning. The police would tell them to shut down but, as soon as the cops were out of sight, they'd get right back to it. Folks who lived in the immediate area would complain. The local newspaper would tell how 'wonderful' all the attendees were! The end result was, so many folks complained that the Christian group who were in charge of this 'event', were 'given' a half-section of land by a local rancher about 10 miles out of town. These folks are supposed to be Christians!? Peace people? Yeah, right! Chuck

We're in the process of moving! Chuck

What are you talking about. Those poor illegals are just here doing jobs that the Americans wont do. ______________________________________ Show me one American who wants to work on an assembly line, construction, drilling rigs, high security jobs! We need them illegals to keep wages down so that big business can get bigger. What does that professor know? Chuck

_____________________________________ I understand all that. I'm no different than anyone else, I buy what is there that I need or want. I guess, I'm just not good at putting into words, what I'm trying to convey. Sure, Cars are better and rather than being a 'shade-tree mechanic', we have to take our vehicles to a mechanic or dealer. The price we pay for better, longer lasting cars. I recall 'tube' radios and televisions, guitar amps and etc., also. Times have changed. We want things 'now' and we live in a 'throw-away' society/environment. I'm just saying, not all the 'new' things out there are all that well made. Chuck

Hmmm - would that be as satisfying? ______________________________________ Hell no! When you live in town and can't use a firearm or burn anything and your nosey neighbors throw a walleyed fit! It just takes all the fun out of it! If you live 'out' of town... whole nuther story! Chuck

Then you get to start asking where our population was "built at" and then "assembled at." That's when it really starts to get confusing. Especially if the citizen was "built at" on a cruise in international waters, but the "conjoined companies" are both US based. Whats really annoying is this "made in the USA" tag that was sewn onto my ass after birth. __________________________________________ I'll bet, it took an awful big sewing machine! The whole thing has gotten silly. I guess, the part that really gets me is the real lack of 'craftsmanship' in products. There was a time, a company took real pride in what they made. Now, it seems as though the idea is to just get it to market so folks will buy a boat-load of whatever and make money. Chuck You reckon? I have yet to buy a defective computer (and I've had something like 25 of them). My cell phone, iPOD and GPS/XM all work just fine. I haven't yet had a defective DVD player, CD player, TV or VCR. My stereo is 18 years old and working fine. I gave away my last car, still going strong at 190,000 miles. I have never had a refrigerator go wrong, although I have had to replace a dishwasher that was 15 years old. What products do you find are consistently lacking in quality? ________________________________________ I'm referring to 'old world' craftsmanship. Everything is molded plastic. Vinyl is often confused for 'leather'. Leather comes from a cow. Maybe, vinyl comes from a plastic cow? I've got a TV that's 15-yrs. old and it's Japanese. That's all assembly line. Do you see what I'm trying to say? Most things are made with 'timed obsolesence' in mind. Chuck

Use a live trap. You catch one of the fur-balls, call animal control... they'll handle the rest. Chuck

Actually, you had the better of her! She was really thinking how superior she had to be to you because you skydive. (After all, she is a VC.) Some people have to make themselves look better by belittling someone else. In actuality, this poor woman has a real inferiority complex. Don't let her get to you... or anyone else for that matter. Then too, you coulda' punched her between the runnin' lights! Chuck

Then you get to start asking where our population was "built at" and then "assembled at." That's when it really starts to get confusing. Especially if the citizen was "built at" on a cruise in international waters, but the "conjoined companies" are both US based. Whats really annoying is this "made in the USA" tag that was sewn onto my ass after birth. __________________________________________ I'll bet, it took an awful big sewing machine! The whole thing has gotten silly. I guess, the part that really gets me is the real lack of 'craftsmanship' in products. There was a time, a company took real pride in what they made. Now, it seems as though the idea is to just get it to market so folks will buy a boat-load of whatever and make money. Chuck

__________________________________ I think, it's about some presidential dumb-shit who got his ass in a crack over gay whales! Chuck

My Japanese car was built in Tennessee. Which they did a fine job at doing I might add. _______________________________________ My Dodge pick-up, was assembled in Mexico. So, let's see... Japanese cars made in Tennessee, American pick-ups hecho en Mexico, Japanese fish gutted in Japan and assembled in the U.S, U.S. motorcycles made in Mexico.... This is just too confusing for me! Chuck

I haven't heard a doctor yet, say 'No' to Glucosamine. I think, the doctors get a kick-back or a new Cadillac for pushing the drug manufacturer's products!? Chuck

Master....you never look very happy about teaching me Am I a difficult student? Not at all - I am just sometimes surprised that being married for so long that THIS particular lesson hasn't been applied. See - the inflections in the typing didn't appear to your mind as they did in mine. Ahhh as in refreshing Ahhh, Paedwan was said with a slightly Porno voice, either (Ron Jeremy or John Holmes), and there was some "Dum shick shick a wawaaaaaa" in the back ground as well. I always look forward to teaching my students. ______________________________________ You out-did yourself with that one, Turtle! Chuck

I might have to investigate this alternative instead. I really don't want to take prescription drugs if I can avoid them! _________________________________________ the Celebrex, was costing me $100.00 per month plus $75.00 for taking my blood! The Glucosamine with Condroitin is fifty bucks for 240 tablets. Watch for the 2 for 1 sales at Walgreen's. I am not a doctor but, it works for me. Check it out. I told my doc what I was taking and he told me to "Keep it up!". 1-capsule in the morning and 1-before bed-time. Chuck

Your life. ____________________________________ They try to tell me that one of the most dangerous jobs is working in a 7-111... yeah, right! Chuck

Oh, how ironic that statement is. For you were the one bragging to the world that Chicago's annual homicide rate was DOWN (in all capital letters for emphasis), when in fact it was just one less murder than last year, constituting a reduction of only two-tenths of one percent. Was that "statistically insignificant bullshit" on your part? And it's also ironic how you claim to be in favor of gun ownership, while categorizing every pro-gun message here as "NRA propaganda" and "statistically insignificant bullshit". Don't look now, but your true colors are showing. The more you try to defend yourself, the worse you make yourself look. _____________________________________ They would have gotten that one more murder but... they ran out of year! It's really entertaining what can be done with statistics and a pencil. Chuck