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Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue?
masterrig replied to jumpjunkie2004's topic in The Bonfire
I can't. A lady friend of my 2nd. X's could. It was un-believable! She put on quite a show. Chuck -
______________________________ Good stuff! Speaking of good lines from more recent shows. That 70's Show, had some of the best ever. Red Foreman really got-off some good ones. Chuck
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_________________________________________ Ben Stein was the teacher... Bueller... Bueller He's made a fortune from that line! Chuck You ain't kidding! He was in a recent commercial, for what, I forget, being his classic deadpan boring teacher character in a classroom of zombie-looking students, going "anyone? anyone?" _________________________________ Clear Eyes! Ben had his own game show... Win Ben Stein's Money with Jimmy Kimmel. I recently saw Ben Stein as part of a lecture series at our local Junior College. Ben Started-out as a speech writer for Richard Nixon. Lost his job after Watergate. He was not involved but, Nixon didn't need a speech writer after that! Chuck
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[voice of Ferris Bueller teacher]Anyone? Anyone?[/voice of Ferris Bueller teacher] _________________________________________ Ben Stein was the teacher... Bueller... Bueller He's made a fortune from that line! Chuck
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______________________________ Jonathon Winters has suffered for years with depression and so has Robin Williams. Both, have had alchohol problems. Both are comic geniuses. Robin has mentioned many times in interviews that his 'hero' was Winters. Depression, seems to be a pre-requisite for being a great comedian. Not all comedians are 'happy'. Robin Williams once said that most comedians are frustrated singers. Chuck
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______________________________ Lily Tomlin Laugh-in! She was Goooood! One ringy - dingy... Chuck
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____________________________________ Dayum! I loved that show! John Russell played the lead! Peter Brown was his deputy. That and Colt .45 (not the Malt liquor), Cheyenne, all those Westerns! The late 50's were great for t.v. Westerns! How could I forget that stupid cat! Chuck
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___________________________________ Uh... doesn't ring a bell... Chuck
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_______________________________ Sad, isn't it? It's been a helluva ride, though! Chuck
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_________________________________________ I don't know where I've been but, I don't recall the first one... at all! When you word it like that, I get the second one. I was thinkin' 'thinkin' and it shoulda' been thinnin'! I'd have gotten the last one, too. O.K. I'll take 'The rapists' for 400 Trebek! Chuck
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_________________________________- ???????????? ???????????? ???????????? Dudley Doright Pancho Monkees... Monkey Those were hard! Chuck
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____________________________ This is fun! Chuck
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_______________________________ Clem Kadiddlehopper...Red Skelton Superman...George Reeves Lone Ranger...Clayton Moore (on TV) Tonto...Jay Silverheels Capt. Kangaroo...Bob Keeshan Clarabelle the clown...???? Frankenstein... The monster was played by Boris Karloff Dracula...Bela Lugosi The Wolfman...Lon Chaney Invisible Man...??? Jose Jiminez...Bill Dana Never watched Car 54 Where Are You and I brain-farted Grandpa Munster...??? Pa Cartwright... Lorne Greene Those are from memory... not Google. Best I could do. Chuck
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"Goodnight Mrs. Kalabash, wherever you are"Milton Berl? ______________________________________ That was Jimmy Durante. Chuck Got more?
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When eBay started several years ago, it was fun and you got what you paid for. Now, it's loaded with scammers, businesses and get-rich-quickers. The good folks who use e-Bay in the right way, suffer for it. I won't go near it any more. Chuck
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What you should never say to a Police Officer.
masterrig replied to SkydiveStMarys's topic in The Bonfire
Driver to police officer: "How long will it take you to write that ticket?" Officer: "Not long. Why, are you late getting somewhere?" Driver: "Yes... a date with your wife!" Chuck -
I watched waaaaay too much television as a child. I don't watch it at all since I've started skydiving, and I've never had cable. ____________________________________ Now that I think about it... I guess, I did too! As a kid, television was 'new' and it was fascinating and addictive. Best baby sitter... back then. Chuck
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"...a reely good shew..." "A horse is a horse, of course, of course..." "Don't DO that Uncle Martin!" "You rang?" "Great Caesar's Ghost!" "Danger! Danger!" "Yes, kemo sabe" "Why, I never!" "Say good night, Gracie" "Let's hear it from the Peanut Gallery!" Got more? _____________________________ Ed Sullivan Mr Ed My Favorite Martian ?????????????? Superman (Chief) Space Family Robinson The Lone Ranger (Tonto) ?????????? George Burns and Gracie Allen The Howdy Doody Show Chuck
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Tennessee Ernie Ford? _____________________________________ Dad-gum, girl... you're good! The old 'Tennessee Ernie Ford Show'! I used to watch that show, too. Chuck
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____________________________________ Aw, yeah! Bless their pea pickin' little hearts! Speaking of 'pea pickin' ' Who was noted for saying that? He said it tons of times. Chuck
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"...the San Francisco treat." I wonder how much a years worth would be? Probably one box. ___________________________________ Good point! What I wanna know is... WHO, made it the 'treat' of San Francisco? I don't recall seeing it on the menu at Fisherman's Warf! Chuck
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________________________________ From what I was able to find in a search, Scooby Doo, is 'credited' with saying 'Ruh-ro'. Since the same man did the voice-over for both Scooby and Astro... You still, win the Rice-a-Roni! Chuck
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____________________________________ You did GREAT! Tell her what she's won, Bob! A years supply of Rice-a-Roni... the San Francisco treat! Now, back to you... Chuck
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_____________________________________ Is that why, the Beaver stood, alot? Chuck
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'Eh... What's Up Doc?' 'Waskilly Wabbit!' 'Here I come to save the Day!' 'Ruh-roh!' Chuck