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    Hmmm...my ex always said that Alabama was the arm pit of America. Maybe we should get rid of that state too? I mean, other than Billy Vance, what good comes from THAT state? Ah, but Alabamians always say "thank God for Mississippi or we'd be last in everything", then Mississippians say "thank God for Louisiana or we'd be last in everything"... _____________________________________ I thought, it was just Arkansas that was so thankful for Mississippi? Chuck
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    Cool, we could stop tax flow subsidies to Texas. __________________________________ Is that why, so many Californians are moving to Texas? ...and Arizona, New Mexico, Wyoming, Utah, Montana...
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    I agree...I'm guessing that's what happened to "OLD" Jersey anyway! Well as I look out my window its still there... See attached It's B E A U T I F U L ! ________________________________ Ahhh... the smell of chemicals and bodies in the woodlots! Chuck
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    Of course he does! He kept me, didn't he? ______________________________ Precisely! Chuck
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    Funeral Blues

    masterrig replied to Peej's topic in The Bonfire

    My condolences and prayers to you and her family. Chuck
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    _______________________________ Bring 'em on! Leastwise when they eat us, something worthwhile results! Chuck
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    ________________________________________ We could end that war, too! Hide all the beer, Copenhagen and Skoal. Just tell all the good ol' boys in those States the Iraquis took 'em! Chuck
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    ____________________________________ Flattery, will get you everywhere! Chuck Yeah...where else could you take a Governor that screws up and DEMOTE him to President?! __________________________________ ...and now, he's pretty much, a 'lame-duck'. Do we have to talk about that? this thread was pretty good till you brought that up. You can't blame all Texans for that! Chuck
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    ____________________________________ Flattery, will get you everywhere! Chuck
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    ____________________________________ ...and the problem is? NONE, JUST THE PERFECT EXAMPLE of what was asked... _______________________________ Y'all are just jealous! Everything's bigger an' better in Texas! Chuck
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    ________________________________ We don't want Rhode Island! How 'bout California? They're in their own little world anyhow! Chuck Yeah...we need someplace to dump the trash! ______________________________ I'm bitin' my tongue on that one!!! Chuck
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    That's nice! Your honey has very good taste! Chuck
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    ________________________________ Stitch! You rascal, you! You rapscallion! Chuck
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    And Rhode Island should become part of Texas since it just LOOKS like a little ole Texas fart anyway... ________________________________ We don't want Rhode Island! How 'bout California? They're in their own little world anyhow! Chuck
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    ____________________________________ ...and the problem is? Chuck
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    I just saw that on the weather channel. Winter is definately here! Chuck
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    _____________________________ I'm glad, you're not having to put-up with icy roads, like we have here! Chuck
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    The weather has been kinda rough, all over the Lone Star! I can't recall a winter like this since the early 80's. Chuck
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    Out here, it's snowing really heavy. We're expecting 6 - 8 inches of the white stuff! The high today has been 18-above. I don't want to hear a word about 'global warming'! We could use a little right now, though. Chuck
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    ________________________________________ That, would certainly impress upon one to learn accuracy! I saw a hand written note in a truck stop restroom: 'Please flush twice... it's a long way to the kitchen!' Chuck
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    Way to ruin the mystery!! _________________________________ He asked! Chuck Its one of those questions you ask, but secretly enjoy not knowing the answer!
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    ___________________________________ Sure... if you want a draw-string purse! Chuck
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    A good calfskin wallet will work well and hold-up good. Chuck
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    Does the lint cause 'decieving' bulges causing confusion on the part of gawking women? Seriously, look at the lint and the color of the fibres. most generally, the lint comes from seams, gets into the wash water and collects in the pockets. Leastwise, that's the way it was explained to me. Chuck
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    _________________________________ You're kidding!? Was the day's special... Chili? Chuck