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That's pretty much true although I do remember this one time when I took a certain girl out and didn't want any of my buddies to find out about it... ________________________________ What? Takin' one for the team? Chuck

Personally, I think, 'political correctness' is a bunch of horse-crap! Chuck

Actually a little drop or two of liquid soap.. as in dish washing liquid.. does the trick just fine.... brings on the Hershey Squirts.. it does. _________________________________ Tell me about it! When I drove trucks interstate, I got home one time and my oldest boy (7-yrs. old at the time) decided to do dad a favor and wash-out my thermos, while I took a nap. Long story short, I left that night for Maryland and by the time I got to Tennessee... the truck stops were just too far apart! My son, hadn't 'rinsed-out' my thermos before coffee was put into it! Chuck

Mopar Coffee table - sweet! Boat with wings - cool too - Cheap - Low altitude jumps . . . ________________________________ My step-dad, had a glass top table made from an Indy car engine with a piston sticking out the side of the block. Chuck

I think, the parents of those kids, should've stepped-up to the plate and been parents before this happened. Chuck

I kinda' like the one you have now. Chuck

______________________________ That, was hilarious yet, kinda sad, too. Looks like those two are going to be buds. I really do think, Simon was soooo wrong for ridiculing that one kid who he said looked like he came out of a jungle. Randy, has kinda surprised me! It's like he's trying to 'out-do' Simon in the rude dept. Chuck

Big-mouth Rosie O'Donnell is already taking verbal jabs at Paula! Rosie 'The Mouth' said that she thought Paula was sipping the Coca Cola a little too much and by the end of the show her eyes were looking 'funny'. My eyes would look funny too, after eight hours of listening to some of the crap they have to listen too.] Oh, come on! Who doesn't make fun of Paula Abdul or comment on her obviously "altered" behavior on Idol. We had a huge thread going on that very topic last year! Hate Rosie all you want (and I'm not a fan either) but if Paula Abdul is going to appear on national television in that state, week after week, year after year, she's fair game! ______________________________ Oh... all right! Maybe, it's been since Paula's video for her song: 'Straight-up', the girl (to me) could do no wrong. I guess, I just have to face the fact... she's... human! It's just hard to believe! I just can't stomach Rosie O'Donnell!!! She's just a big-mouth with a cinder block on her shoulder! she needs to sit-down and shut-up. I do see your point. Chuck

This is not a talent show, this is a TV Show never forget that. TV shows live on ratings. How does Idol get ratings? Showing America the most fucked up people they can find. Biggest question you ask yourself while watching the auditions? "Did they really think they could sing?" The answer is no, most don't think they can. They just want to be on TV. America is infatuated with TV and the people who are on it. I cannot believe the base intelligence in this great country. The rest of the world has a right to think America is a bunch of fatassed lazy, stupid bastards. Because, the American media makes it so on TV nightly with this trash. Anyways, I'll admit it, I like the auditions and I'll probably tune in to watch the final 10 or so. Inbetween is bleh TV. ________________________________ Damn! I agree whole-heartedly with you! I think, Springsteen summed it up when he said in one of his songs... "57 channels, ain't nothin' on!" Anything worth watching, the general public won't watch it. We'd rather have pointless, senseless 'sit-coms'. Like you, I'll wind-up watching the duration of the show... only because my wife likes it! Yeah, that's the ticket! Chuck

_______________________________ Did you hear what Jewel said to Randy? She said, after Randy and Simon tore into one of the hopefuls; "You guys are COLD!" The fact that Jewel is going with a 7-time 'All Around' champion cowboy, makes her all-right in my book! Yes, she did add credibility to the show. I couldn't see any jealousy in her eyes but more to me like, 'what is happening here?' Chuck

I would think so. Good lord, they'd never get down to the number they need for the show with just three people selecting. I think, they throw-in some of those people for 'entertainment value'. Chuck

I don't think it will be that bad. Just before the show ended they did the quick flash through all of the people that got passed on to the next round and we had never even seen most of them! Seems like they are filling "the preseason" with all the people that got booted and we won't see much of the good folks until they get to the second round. _________________________________ I think, you're right about that. Idol has a reputation for trying to build suspense. Come to think of it, this is the way they've done it for five previous seasons. Chuck

____________________________________ I don't know, how much I'll be able to take! Chuck

______________________________________ I don't know! This, is going to be a real 'different' season. I can't believe, how rough Simon is with some of those folks. Chuck

Definately a toss-up between Richard Pryor and the Dice Man! I watched an old Richard Pryor show on HBO, last night. I'm still sore today, from laughing. Especially when he talked about his 'Golden Gloves' days. He said, he did great in the gym... it was when he got in the ring that he had trouble! Chuck

Big-mouth Rosie O'Donnell is already taking verbal jabs at Paula! Rosie 'The Mouth' said that she thought Paula was sipping the Coca Cola a little too much and by the end of the show her eyes were looking 'funny'. My eyes would look funny too, after eight hours of listening to some of the crap they have to listen too. As for Idol, I haven't seen one auditioneer yet, who sounded good at all. Looks like a ho-hum season coming up. Chuck

____________________________ Hell yeah! He and the little chickenhawk! Along with Bugs, Daffy, Elmer... yeah, buddy! Chuck

It's been a lot of years since I was in high school and had to think hard about your question. I had transferred from a Catholic school to a public school. There was a little group of boys who liked to pick-on me. I figured-out who the leader was and knocked him on his ass. That ended their 'bullying'. I left high school and never looked back... till now! Chuck

Sure, but if Al Gore cared why didn't he do something more pro-active during the 8 years he was VP? Wait, sorry, wrong forum. ______________________________ Maybe, he was hoping 'goretex' stock would go up! Chuck

I think you'd like this rant ______________________________________ Whoever wrote that, shore has a potty mouth! Chuck

_______________________________ Oouuuch! ...and 2-bale a day? Chuck

That's hilarious! I like the way the monkey follows the arrow around when you move your mouse Chuck

___________________________ Bless you... for posting that! Chuck

That aint no game cock. That's a chicken. Jeez some people are just big maroons. ______________________________ Do you know the difference between a Texas chicken and a Carolina chicken? A Texas Chicken says; cock-a-doodle-doo! A Carolina Chicken says 'any cock'll do! Chuck

_______________________________________ Yeah! I remember that! They got a lot of room to talk. I guess, they figure if, they put all the attention on someone else... keeps the flack off them! Chuck