JJohnson

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  1. I believe its D, 2nd fret, A 2nd fret, E open....and so on. Strings not marked with a number ain't used. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  2. Shit, you got me smoked, I own an acoustic and an electric. Took lessons for 2 months and practised almost daily. End result.......I still sucked ass. No musical talents except finding a radio station. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  3. Reasons not required, somethings just happen. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  4. JJohnson

    Need a favor

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh don't make me laugh, I start coughing again.....fuckin cold. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  5. JJohnson

    Need a favor

    And out of sheer morbid curiosity....what do you need $4K for my friend? A new rig I hope? JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  6. My first unsupervised pack job: Didn't stow the r/h brake, on openin it started into line twists and spiraling.....this on jump number 21. I freaked, chopped it and followed my main into the corn field. This was not my first mal however. My first tandem was a chopper as well. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Need a favor

    That's a miracle in itself! How did you manage to escape Vegas with a whole $4.00?? I thought it was against local law to leave with money in your pocket? JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  8. Could not agree with you more. No room in the sport for ego-maniacs. Spread the love. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  9. Yes, he does have rights. Contact you labor board, I'm sure they can be of some assistance. Sometimes just mentioning them scares an employer into action. He could walk and sue for sexual harrassment now. Every state has different policies, I'd suggest talking to a lawyer. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  10. There are those who participate in life and those that are idle observers.......human cattle so to speak. Nothing I know except pretend they are not there. If you figure it out let me know. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  11. Nice shootin there Tex!! JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  12. I've yet to see seatbelts that you could easily get through both lift webs. Most of the time they are mounted to one side and way too short. Take the average Otter when sitting on the floor or bench, facing the tail. You can barely snake the belt through the harness. If facing into the middle of the aircraft I've seen, I think you have a better chance of getting the belt in as how I tihnk you are describing it. Something is better than nothing I suppose, but the seatbelt configurations in most jumpships don't exactly fill my with a warm fuzzy feeling. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  13. Sounds shady. Granted Oliver Stone is to be taken with a grain of salt if not the whole shaker. But there are a lot things that don't hold up. The Zapruder film does hear 4 shots and they time with the hits on Kennedy. And that last head shot does not look like it came from behind. If I can find any of the sites I was on I'll post them. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  14. From the first season: Bart gets his spy camera, Lisa yells" Mom! Bart is taking a picture of his butt" He quicly pulls his britches up and nonchalantly says," Like I'd really take a picture of my butt." Classic. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  15. Mine had a problem with biting. So I took a spray bottle of water and everytime he got cute, I'd give a little blast of water in the face. Broke him of it pretty fast. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  16. It ain't gonna be the Bears.....so I'll take Raiders or Bucs. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  17. Well at least you new it was time to do something...so you kept altitude awareness at a safe pull altitude. My Protrack has gone dead on me, but it was the batteries. It tends to go through them quick, unless I turn it off right after a day of jumping. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  18. Too cool that they are not seriously injured. Count the blessings you can. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  19. No I'm prety convinced my dog is NOT better than others. In fact he is an absolute pain in my ass. Wouldn't want him any other way. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  20. Too cool. I always watch for that, when girls are sitting there. It'd make great boogie footage. A true airgasm. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  21. The Tri will snivel if you under load it. At least mine did. It is a very stable canopy. You won't get much surf out of it and I would tend to think a Spectre would outperform it all around at the same loading. I've only jumped a Spectre once. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  22. Well as I was up all night with a cold that won't let me sleep more than 15 minutes (I think it is that damn Eloy cold), I did a little internet searching. Some pretty cool shit out there. The one thing I find most interesting is some acoustic test that was done, which almost proves that there were 4 shots fired, not 3. And that the fourth and fatal shot probably did come from the grassy knoll. Cours I'll wait for the sanitary explanation offered by the U.S. Govt in 2029, when supposedly they will relaese a bunch of sealed documents. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  23. Of course and have and do. God knows I'm a moron. In fact I think he laughs his ass off watching me fight my way through life and dealing with stupid shit. I also think he forgives me. I think all God asks of me is they I try. I'll never claim sainthood and I don't think God asks for it. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  24. Well JFK was on tonight, the flick with Kevin Kostner. Some interesting things were pointed out that I had forgotten. It seemed pretty obvious to me that it was a conspiracy and that the US govt, or elements thereof did it. But I have not really researched it enough to know any real details. Anybody got some ideas? JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  25. Come again amigo? I didn't see BillVon's question? And you are saying the entire New Testament is wrong? JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"