JJohnson
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For me early on a Monday means before noon. Leaving early on a Friday means Thursday at 5:00 pm. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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You know, you are one of the most diversified people I've met in long time. You have a real wide range of interests and knowledge. Do you even have time to sleep anymore? JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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You guys lost me a T1 lines....... I was happy when I figured out that the CD drive door wasn't a quarter slot. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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There is a factual statement. The last few days at work I have left feeling almost guilty at my lack of productivity. But my motto is: I work just hard enough to keep them from firing me and they pay me just enough to keep me from quitting! JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Out of morbid curiousity if you are reading DRY Russian history, would their Naval exploits be the WET reading? JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Yeah wives take all the fun out of having a killer dog. Mine won't let me leave the house with him. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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The really cool thing was the letter to the IRS. She started it off by saying: Dear Uncle Sam, My name is Patty and I've been away for a few years...but I'm back in society again and need to make up for my mistakes..... The letter back was: Dear Patty, We at the IRS are so glad to hear you are alive and well..... Patty appears to be living well again, although I never asked her what the repercussions were to her credit. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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What does it take to be in a Russian reading mood? Two bottles of Vodka and a jar of caviar? 4,000 pages of DRY Russian history??? I'd rather give myself papaercuts on my scrotum and pour lemon juice on my nuts. Even Russians don't read 4,000 pages of their own history. What are trying to do punish yourself? JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Had a good friend of mine avoid bankruptcy with this trick: She wrote all the places she owed money to, including the IRS. She wrote and told them that she was putting them all on the Patty Payment Plan, wherein they would all recieve $5.00 a month until she could afford to pay them more. Or she would file bankruptcy and they could take their chances. Everyone took her terms, froze any account they had her on, stopped charging her interest and accepted whatever payment she sent...including the IRS. I was pretty amazed. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Blue Man Group JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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"Kent puts his name on his license plates!" "My mother does that to my underwear." "Your mother puts license plates on your underwear?" Classic movie. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Bad ass no shit! That bone on nose trick is the only one Bodhi knows!!! JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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He's a looker. How old? Looks like real pup still. Take him into the bars, gotta be a babe magnet. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Stryker was diebetic, got two doses of insulin a day. Damn near blind and wasn't getting around real well. Always had a great attitude, damn mutt refused to ever give up. The day I took him in, he bouncing off the walls like a puppy. The vet gave him the shot, he collapsed in my arms and kept right on breathing like he was napping. Vet had to give him another dose and was apologizing. In between sobs I was laughing cause Stryker was so stubborn he never did anything the first time. God it hurt to do that, I felt like I had betrayed him. I wish that pain on nobody. One of these days I'm gonna get even with a dog and die before he does. See how they like that shit. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Tis better to have loved and lost than to have never have loved at all.......... This to shall pass........... Could be worse, she could have your credit card...... Hope you get over it soon and get on with having fun. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Yeah, it was a strange drink. Good yet revolting at the same time. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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My last one was 15 before I put him down. It is the worst thing I can think of to watch them age. Enjoy every minute of them. (not trying to sound morbid or anything) JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Mine don't beg. He waits patiently. If he don't get it, he waits for you to turn your back, gets up on the counter and takes it, then runs like hell under the table. Had an pit bull mix that used to take food off the table...right in front of you. You could beat him in the head and scream your ass off. He just took it and went after the prize. I guess he figured that taste of the food would last longer than the pain of the ass chewing. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Australian Sheperd? JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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They had a drink in Japan called a Rainbow. The bartender would layer like 8 different boozes, one at a time into a big wide jigger. You would have to drink it through a straw, all at once, one layer at a time. One of layers was Rum 151, another was D'absenthe??Not sure on the spelling. It was an opium based liquor. Two of those and you were pretty done in. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Yours wins best dressed. I havn't seen that cool of a black and white color scheme since Olav's jump suits. What breed is that? JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Cool. What movie is this from: Teacher:" Very good. I see your stuttering has improved." Student:"Yeah, I've been giving myself shock therapy." Teacher:"Up the voltage." JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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He is quite fond of the game that he gets something and thinks everybody else wants it. He taunts you with it, lays it on your lap and waits for you to grab it so he can snatch it back. I not sure of all the rules to the game, I think he kinda wings them as he goes. It is also real fun to watch the 100 lb moron try to hump the Daschund. He can't seem to grasp why he always walks away from their romantic interludes feeling unsatisfied. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Quit drinking alcohol 13 years ago, but I do enjoy your hangovers immensely. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Too cool girl. I love the feeling of getting a new toy. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"