amstalder
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And you eat an apple after only wiping it on your shirt???? You really should wash it thoroughly! ....it might have been up some poor girls butt!!
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Hearing protection on ride to altitude..
amstalder replied to Tuna-Salad's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Thank you for the info!! I am definitely going to look into finding smaller earplugs, and if that doesnt work Ill start taking them out before leaving the plane. -
I havent been able to eat vienna sausages since my early teen years... My mom decided as punishment that she would tell me about how my sperm donor loved to wear speedos. And that if I ever popped a vienna sausage and two grapes into my bikini, that was exactly what it looked like But I always used a fork back when I still could eat the little things.
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Hearing protection on ride to altitude..
amstalder replied to Tuna-Salad's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Yes, from walking out to the plane until landing I wear earplugs... Ive already lost a lot of hearing due to scar tissue build up in my ears, dont need to add to it. For those concerned, I can hear others under canopy (I tend to shout while Im under canopy and people have shouted back). The only thing I dont like about wearing earplugs is the pressure cant equalize on its own in freefall, I always have to force it under canopy. (I kind of worry what sort of damage that could be causing compared to the damage of all the noise). -
What if there not big but really nice? Does that count? You're in! She fits in so well already!
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See, so way true, isn't it?
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I was about 85-90lbs when I started jumping last year, and I remember apologizing to my TI in the plane too
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Thats exactly what I was going to suggest! Worked wonders for me last winter!!
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I know what I'm doing when I find time and money to jump again. Find a hooker and teach her how to jump?
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Love the VS fashion show... So sad I dont have cable right now. Going to find it online sometime this week tho
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This should make up for it . . . Thats not very nice. OK - I'm sorry - is this better? Yes thank you thats very sweet of you.
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It's a Wonderful Life
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Can we put apples in your butt? Now would be the perfect time...he wouldn't feel a thing. VERY good point... I really just want to see them going in, since everyone is claiming its sooo easy with a little KY Well if push comes to shove we can upgrade to astro glide. Ouchies! And is Astroglide better than KY?
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Can we put apples in your butt? Now would be the perfect time...he wouldn't feel a thing. VERY good point... I really just want to see them going in, since everyone is claiming its sooo easy with a little KY
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Can we put apples in your butt?
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This should make up for it . . . Thats not very nice.
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I agree.
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I searched "skittles naked," and only got references to the story... Not the actual story.
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Well I know its a muscle, but muscles still RIP! Havent you ever torn a muscle??? I have, it sucked!
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I live in a bubble, and Ive only been doing the DZ.com thing for a couple months . I guess I'll start searching for the story then, dont want to make you post it twice
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THAT SUCKS!!! Take the kids out for ice cream instead!
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But to get TWO big round apples in a girls butt??? The hole isnt that big!! I hope they knocked the girl out for the process.... Id imagine it was traumatic. The thing about that is they are muscles. Muscles stretch. That makes it easier. I feel so innocent.
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Hang on I need to pick my jaw up off the floor. OUCHIES!!!
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Did you ever figure out how you got there??? Oh yes, there is no way I could forget. It's on a t-shirt and I have heard the story more times than I can count. ....... Are you going to share or just leave us wondering??????