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Sorry honey, got a sign just above the trap door that reads "EXIT ONLY."

KMART?

Me and Superman got in a fight. I hit him in the head with some Kryptonite. Just saw Clark Kent walki'n with a cane, And now I'm dating Lois Lane. Sound off!

"I'm not just a walking penis, I'm a flying penis."

Please post your most memorable, funnest, best time that you have ever had skydiving. Mine came at a Mullin's Boogie. Since it was a Memorial Day weekend, it cost $169.00 instead of $99.00. There was this group from Minnesota who jumped at Baldwin Field. Chris Welker was there also & he had been to one of Kate Cooper's San Carlos Big-Way Boogies earlier that year. When he found out that I needed at least a two-point 8-Way or larger skydive for the "Eagle" award (a requirement for the "D" License, he began organizing a two-point Ten Way for me. I remember someone asking him, "How tight do you want me to hold that grip?" He replied, "You hold onto that grip like it's your last condom in a whorehouse." He made it so all I had to do was 1) give the count, 2) simply let go after the first point, than fly straight forward to the grip for the second point. We all land after the second attempt, Did we make it? I asked. If Bug Man made it in, we did. (This guy was an exterminator hence the nickname BUGMAN.) It was confirmed that he did. I hugged everybody. What a great time.

Dude, you make me glad that I used the PayGO method and that it was StaticLine progression!

You have a nice looking family Skyrider.

OH HELL YEAH!!! GO SHAH! GO SHAH!

In reply to : "Woman dating preference" Ask Your Instructor!

Congrats Joe! Keep on goi'n!

Yeah, what he said, we want to see Nina! 'Been following this thread. Makes me want to buy a motorcycle. This is so intriguing, can't wait until you finish the project and post the pics Nick.

What every man wants: "A lady on the street and a freak in the bed."

That was a funny song Lisa. But it always comes back to: "I've been cheated, been mistreated, when will I be loved..."

I liked it.

Baskin Robbins called. They said that they're down to four flavors. She went danci'n. She stepped on the floor and the band skipped.

Someone kindly PM me and instruct me how to use the "IN Reply to X" so I don't have to retype the person's post that I would like to respond to. Thankyou. Anyway, Clearly, Mars has to be the next destination of interest for the US and for the world.

Thanks Head Honcho. I guess it's not that bad after all. I know that it takes money to run this site.

Don't worry Dan. Sounds like your'e doing just fine. I didn't do the AFF method but I guarantee you that I wouldn't have done as well as you did on your first AFF jump. Sounds like your really concerned about improving your performance which is good. You'll nail the deployment & landing next time. Harry

Schweet! That was really enjoyable.

SlingBlade Karl: "Coffee makes me a mite nervous,HMm."

"What makes you indispensable, Rambo?" "This I guess."

"Who killed Kenny?"

Yo soy un hombre sincero de donde crece la palma Y antes de morirme Quiero echar los versos del alma.

Here's one I recently wrote, It's called "twenty three: "Twenty three and twenty three, It takes both sets to make me me. Twenty three from mum and twenty three from dad, I've got both sets and I'm so glad. I like guy stuff and some girl stuff too, But don't judge me, because without both sets, You would not be you.

Ditto Remster. Please don't do this Jay.