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    Friday Haiku

    It is Friday night. I'm at home with son again You know it's all good.
  2. Kewl!! Keep jumpi'n, Keep jumpi'n.
  3. I've worked a second job before for jump money. Now I give plasma.
  4. Okay Okay!! TxBlondie, You Win!!! But allow me to add one to your reptoire. What is the dfference between a nothern blonde and a southern blonde? A northern blonde says:"You can. A southern blonde says:" Y'all can."
  5. I'm with you on this one Quade. Being judgemental is a tricky thing.
  6. Quote"Anyone who cheats on his wife is abum." Than I guess King David was a bum.
  7. Thank God for the thread on high altitude jumps. I won't be making one at Rantoul.
  8. How did Helen Keller masturbate? She used one hand to do the deed and one hand to moan.
  9. How can you tell when a blonde has been eating M&M's? There are shells all over the floor.
  10. Yes they should Dave. A few weeks ago, while I was in San Antonio, my wife's friend was driving her car with he three boys in the car and my son. She was stopped, waiting to turn left and Wham! They were all rear-ended by an elderly man. Our friend drives a Buick Century and it was totaled. Luckily the only thing that cracked was Harrison's car seat. Everyone was ok.
  11. Hi Shrubber. Don't worry about the mistake. It's very common. I didn't pull on my first tandem either. Just jump again and again and again and have fun.
  12. *** "You are not his mother" What if this young man is under Sarge's command? You don't understand the nature of military Blue Monster. Sarge may have alot of authority over this man's life. He doesn't want to dispense the wrong advice and get his troop hurt.
  13. How is the transportation of oxygen in the blood stream affected by his blood being "slicker?" Is the oxygen any less concentrated? Just curious. His blood flow should be better. I'd have him get a second opinion.
  14. Welcome Eric! What is it like jumping in Alaska? I bet that it's beautiful. What kind of music does your band play? Are you Lead, Rhythm, or Bass?
  15. There is a Warrant Officer in 5th SFG who weighed 250Lbs. without gear.
  16. Where are you Andy2? For a fee of a free jump, I'd be glad to interpret for the TM.
  17. Hi Angela. Tell Chief Wahoo that if he can't let you go straight into AFF, that your dollar spends the same elsewhere. Just my two cents.
  18. Wow flyer, you were really dialed in to have been able to judge your altitude w/out your audible. I remember once after I had sold my first Time-Out! on my first jump w/out it, I had looked at my altimeter, waved off, began to track and my brain was trying so hard to hear it. Really different. Thankyou to all who took the poll and responded.