missbrz

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  1. Actually Zhills is closer to theme parks (busch gardens and adventure island) but Deland is closer to more theme parks (Universal, islands of adventure, all the disney parks). jus' sayin'
  2. .... but it was empty...... what good does an empty vodka bottle do?
  3. I'll try to remember to wear a go pro and look up.... it's my canopy he's packing with flour..... lucky me, right?
  4. I'm sitting here wondering how much flour I can pack into a slider on a 169ft² and still fit into the bag. meh I didnt notice last time oh and nigel try Sporcle.com KillSomeTime.com Yayeveryday.com damnyouautocorrect.com failblog.org
  5. I'm on here all day. I know the pain. I do practically nothing at work. Here are some of my sanity savers: reddit.com stumbleupon.com textsfromlastnight.com fml.com theonion.com cracked.com Hope that helps!
  6. LIAR! Though I'm the same way w/ the no embarrassing photos. Except I'm a terrible drunk, I'm just rarely actually embarrassed by my drunken escapades
  7. You can be sure; I'm completely insane
  8. Reheated and bitter? Ground up and in the freezer. sweet & creamy. Purchased from plantations in South America? instant & cheap? Thin and weak? $1.95 at the corner store? in the kitchen?
  9. Reheated and bitter? Ground up and in the freezer. sweet & creamy. Purchased from plantations in South America? instant & cheap?
  10. Sorry Shah I know plenty of guys who do the exact same thing. They want a nice girl; they end up with the known psycho bitch. They don't want a relationship; they end up in a committed long distance one. I totally and completely admit women are crazy. But guys aren't all that much easier to figure out either. People are crazy; women just talk about it more.
  11. Robe of protection? Really? Seriously?????? I'm all for taking the guys name but if he thinks I need to be under his "robe of protection" THAT'S a deal breaker. I know a guy that took his wife's last name. If your man was that, well, easily manipulated to someone else's will, would that be a deal breaker? How is taking someone else's name being manipulated? So every woman who has ever done it was manipulated? Although I disagree with that part, yes being easily manipulated would be a deal breaker. I expect my man to be able to handle himself in the world. He shouldn't need my protection any more than I should need his. Love, support, encouragement yes; protection, hell no. I'm not some dainty little flower that needs coddling or protection from the big bad world, and most of the women I know don't need it either.
  12. damn it! why didn't I know that this morning
  13. Robe of protection? Really? Seriously?????? I'm all for taking the guys name but if he thinks I need to be under his "robe of protection" THAT'S a deal breaker.
  14. notice I posted the cracked articles and not the Cosmo ones. Thanks
  15. those are your's or are you quoting somebody? jk finally went to page one. helps if a girl actually reads huh
  16. those are your's or are you quoting somebody?
  17. sex makes me ridiculously sleepy afterward... so either I need to be able to go back to bed again or have a lot of REALLY strong coffee or Red Bull. But morning sex is definitely awesome!
  18. ooo that brings up a whole new question: tile floors? landing strip? au naturale?
  19. You might still want to make sure they're not reading Cosmo.... http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/
  20. Live with??? You are forgetting the best trait - when she leaves in the morning. morning? wow arent you a clingy one
  21. http://www.cracked.com/article_19066_7-psychotic-pieces-relationship-advice-from-cosmo.html poor guys! At least now I can tell if my next guy is cheating on me now
  22. I'll take the old spice man please & thank you!
  23. Although that's a plus, if he doesn't know how to use it well, it doesn't matter all that much.... Personally, I'd rather have average & skilled.
  24. Well I know two languages... but technically I dont "speak" sign language that would kinda defeat the point