missbrz
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We'd be revolutionary! ... think I might be buying $100 worth of wrestling jello in october... anybody got a kiddy pool @ the Farm?
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omg! that's AWESOME! I want a match book like that! but that's an amazing pick up line not a bad one.
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ooo! i get presents?! yay!
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oh well my b. but i think it's time for christmas in july
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give the guy a break. clearly his blood isnt in his brain right now.
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well you know we're all really picky. We always prefer to window shop first. I think a post in the glory thread is in order.
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I saw it & thought he hacked dz.com some how & got special pics sent via PM...
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LOL! have you actually used that one shah?
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though I'm not positive its a good idea. What if they turn into one of those bad hook-ups? like the puppy dog or the reminder. then you can't even escape them here.
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Apparently, I'm in the minority. ditto! what the hell! that must mean a very small portion of females are getting WAY WAY WAY more than their fair share!
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wait I'm confused. you find chicks with glasses hot, but when hot chick put on glasses she wasnt hot? should she have been like twice as hot??? or am I missing something?
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it only reminded me b/c it was a pick up line. your's wasnt nearly that bad in fact for a dz.commer it might work for the funny factor
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how about a week-long holiday in europe / switzerland; i'll get you around.. too bad I can't afford the $1000 plane ticket out there. o darn.
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So the talk of using "can I fill your PM box with my spam" as a pick up line reminded me of one of the worst pick up lines I've ever heard. I was waiting for a drink at a bar & a guy comes up next to me & starts sniffing the air. "It smells like piss over here. Dont you think?" I just respond with "no not really" He keeps insisting he thinks it smells like piss. Finally he asks me "Hey, would you mind smelling my crotch to make sure its not me?" ........ yea that one didnt work. So how bout you folks? What's the worst pick up line you've actually seen/heard used?
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aw... I feel all left out now.
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FIFY
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I thought the girl was supposed to make the sammich.... Have I been doing it wrong all these years? Where my sammiches bitches???
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omg! me too! I dont think Santa keeps hot cabana boys in stock though.
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I don't believe you. I don't think you care enough about science.
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I didn't say anything about gay guys liking or not liking that. I'm actually aware not all gay men enjoy anal. I just meant that shah may not like what Cosmo suggests women do to him. I've met very few straight men get excited about a finger up their ass... apparently reminds them too much of "turn and cough".
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Quote That aside, I would say skydiving girls are a little better than your "average" girl. Just wished more read Cosmo ;-) Quote no you really don't. Cosmo once suggested to me to essentially give a guy an indian burn on his dick... that doesnt sound like a good idea to me. also Cosmo constantly suggests anally penetrating your man with your fingers to hit the sweet spot on his prostate. so you might want to rethink your position on Cosmo....
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Well I've tested it. It works. But if more field tests are necessary for scientific reasons, who am I to object? Just remember it's in the name of science
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nope kissing him or giving him a beer shuts a guy up pretty well too. edited for typo What do you expect from the infamous shah? what? he's right. it does work. jus' sayin'
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nope kissing him or giving him a beer shuts a guy up pretty well too. edited for typo
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Katee!!! We thought you had gone extinct! We hadn't seen or heard anything of you for ages! Welcome back! Im not "back"...just window shopping So have you tried window shopping in the "...naked guy post whore glory" thread? ooo! that's a good thread for pre-screening the goods before you buy