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  1. Once upon a time there was a one-legged man and his loyal dog Neo Sporin. He went to Wok his dog at a chinese opium den filled with New York Giants, when out of the haze there suddenly came a glowing fart! The giant turtle that farted screamed "STOP! Hammer time!" Meanwhile, climbing aboard the space shuttle, the door gunner took his best shot, and unfortunately had an LSD flash back. He kept hearing very loud voices saying "STOP! HAmmer Time!"
  2. nicci?! shit! I haven't woke up next to a girl before!
  3. Once upon a time there was a one-legged man and his loyal dog Neo Sporin. He went to Wok his dog at a chinese opium den filled with New York Giants, when out of the haze there suddenly came a glowing fart! The giant turtle that farted screamed "STOP! Hammer time!"
  4. Once upon a time there was a one-legged man and his loyal dog Neo Sporin. He went to Wok his dog at a chinese opium den filled with New York Giants, when out of the haze there suddenly came a glowing
  5. Once upon a time there was a one-legged man and his loyal dog Neo Sporin. He went to (sorry jumpsalot, too slow)
  6. Once upon a time there was a one-legged man and his loyal
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  8. Holy shit he lives!!!! So what new songs are you and gonzo going to learn for this year???? Everyone wants to know. I finished one I wrote a while back and have another I wrote a couple weeks ago. Plus I've been learning some irish tunes... most of which Robby already knows, but this way I'll know 'em too and can play along without looking TOO lost... The question for you is will you be sober enough to be able to sing coherently??? any body know if B-Naughty is gonna join them? The three of them together would blow minds...
  9. agreed! I used to really enjoy shah posts. They were amusing & ridiculous. Now its just blather & I don't bother reading anymore. Shah will you go back to old you?
  10. I totally support you ladies and your spirited organization, but I'm not wearing a corset in public! Besides, my landings suck; I like to jump in a jumpsuit. *sigh* fine. we'll just initiate Normiss without you
  11. note to self: buy more than one bottle of wine when trying to get shitfaced. There's really only two glasses per bottle...
  12. I might make him. He wont be much help down at Zhills so he might as well get shit faced with the rest of us. oh & Rick, I think even more than that are coming with us. They all seem to be pretty excited about it.
  13. omg! I get to wish your beautiful face Happy Birthday TWICE!!!!! lucky me
  14. and that's what I get for trying to get Ski to fix my computer. At least I didnt let him make me watch One Tree Hill.
  15. *high pitch girly excited scream* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATS!
  16. Do you have a sugar daddy to pay for it for me as well?
  17. The microtel next to the walmart is a popular choice. Small but nice rooms at cheap rates. Right next to Walmart & about 5 min from the DZ.
  18. I know of 5 - Cindy S, Karen W, Olympia, Courtney, Reno. That's a darn good start I should really stop looking at this thread... it just makes me more sad that I'm not going. Now I'm missing presents too