Haeloth

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  1. Right now I am a 35 jump (not exactly) wonder. While it sounds like a lot of fun to be a daredevil skygod, I don't want to be a pompous ass in the future when I got 100 jumps and "knows" everything there is to know about the sport. Is there anything I can do to cancel out the "skygod factor", or is is something that everybody has to go through? (like puberty) Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
  2. Do you think there is any primates inside? Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
  3. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
  4. Single. (But post-whoring at the moment) Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
  5. As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one. There is a tradition in many groups that, once this occurs, that thread is over, and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically lost whatever argument was in progress. Godwin's Law thus practically guarantees the existence of an upper bound on thread length in those groups. However there is also a widely- recognized codicil that any intentional triggering of Godwin's Law in order to invoke its thread-ending effects will be unsuccessful. Replace Nazi or Hitler with boobies. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
  6. I think it is one of the more popular geek sites.... Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
  7. I am sure that NO ONE dares to look at the link! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
  8. Ok, I deleted the offending post. How I know about it? I once read slashdot at -1. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
  9. Take a look at this pussy of the month instead: http://members.tripodnet.nl/mainecooncountry/mcovdmaandeng.html Disclaimer: This post is not work safe and should not be viewed by anyone.
  10. I think I want a Icarus Ridicarus. http://www.johnandjanine.com/october/news/icarus.shtml Seriously, would it be possible to use a Ridicarus-like canopy as a second main? Fly the Ridicarus for 30 seconds from 13000 to 3000, cut away, and deploy a chute that is possible to land? "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
  11. How is the Safire as a first sub 200 ZP canopy? "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
  12. I think I want one with a dual round main, steerable? Probably not. Survivable? Who knows.
  13. What about those who take up skydiving as a form of self improvement, then quit after a few jumps? Will it backfire? "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
  14. Could it be that the USPA would want to test the waiver in court in a case that was possible to win? Will this verdict make it more difficult to sue DZ's in the future? "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
  15. Don't drink and derive. I, fart In your general direction
  16. Looks like I just killed a perfectly good thread... I, fart In your general direction
  17. No, I don't want to withness an atrocity like that. It is just that if there is no video, how can you claim that it happened? I, fart In your general direction
  18. About SheepBoy, how did this sheep thing start? I assume it has nothing to do with anything that happened for real, or has it? Where is the video? I, fart In your general direction
  19. Haeloth

    Pi Day

    For all the nerds: How many digits of pi do you remember? I feel slightly un-nerdy because I can only remember 6... I, fart In your general direction
  20. In hindsight, I think the random name generator gave me a stupid nick. Too bad it is too late to change it. I am just glad I didn't choose a 133t $p34K screen name. I, fart In your general direction
  21. What my screen name means to me? Nothing. Used a random fantasy name generator to make it. I, fart In your general direction
  22. It would have been interesting to have a look at the claimed IQ scores. I doubt if there is a single claim under 100. The average of the claimed IQs could possibly be used to find the average reported intelligence from online IQ tests. I suspect that average to be a bit high. In one particular test a dog would have scored 100. Also IQ scores other than 100 (average) and 0 (dead) is simply not accurate, because different tests gives different scores. A better way is to say the % of people you are smarter (or dumber than). At 98% you are ready for mensa. I, fart In your general direction
  23. BEER!!! (first hijack attempt) ok, I am dating myself here I, fart In your general direction
  24. In the name of trolls everywhere, I hereby hijack this thread. BOOBIES!! I, fart In your general direction
  25. After reading my own post I realise I am getting incoherent. *I need to get some sleep* I, fart In your general direction