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Something cool to do with the skydiving equipment.
Haeloth replied to drenaline's topic in The Bonfire
It is very hard to keep drunken skydivers in a van from spotting. Especially if it has rear door or sliding side door. For some reason we usually end up driving with open doors. Never figured out why. Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um... -
You are hiding in a closet! Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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Asuming that Clay have most of the boobies posts, he still have more than 1400 posts on other topics. Impressive. Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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Did you know that there is more posts from Clay on this forum than posts about boobies*? What about adding a new category: Sisophys? Maybe post numbers could approach 50 asymptotical, and be reset to zero at random intervals. *Yes I did count them. It was about 6400 boobies posts, but that was a few weeks ago... Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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Is there anyone out there that actually dream about landing their main in an uneventfull way? Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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Every time I dream about jumping I get a mal. I have yet to land my main. So far I have 3 jumps 1. Went low, had a streamer, cut away and deployed reserve. 2. Forgot to fasten chest strap. Fixed it but found myself very low. Reserve. 3. Low jump. Didn't bother pulling anything. Landed fine of soft ground. Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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OK I know this is probably the wrong forum for this idle chitchat, but what kind of skydiving fatalities are not caused by landing? Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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This might be the first AAD/RSL related flamewar on usenet. I have not been in this sport for a year yet, but isn't the arguments used in this thread from 10 years ago mostly the same as those used in present day RSL-debates? Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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Even I could probably make a post whoring bot that is impossible to distinguish from the real sluts. Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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Do you have homemade pornos? Yes No Would like to Would not dream of it Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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This is the post where I decided to not post the link to goatse.cx again. Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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Random freefall thoughts: (/me looking straight down) "Of all possible places, I wouldn't want to bounce there" From Mourning Palace by Dimmu Borgir: "Whispering voices, summoning screams Waiting for Satan to bless their sins" btw I just woke up from a strange dream. I exit at altitude doing a solo dive. I look down to see my chest strap completely open, so I close it. When I look at my alti, it jumps down to 2k, so I go for the silver. Actually I have yet to land my main in a dream. In a freudian sense, do skydiving dreams count as dreams about flying? Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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What about a chicken? I wonder if it would try to glide down from altitude, or world it do some freefalling first? Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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What if there is enough wind to fill the canopy while you are standing on the ground? Once after landing in the middle of a recidencial area (because of strong wind, long spot and me using too much time to climb out), I wondered what I could have done if I had landed on a roof. Could I have kept running to keep the canopy in the air and then jumped off the roof? I know it probably would have been a VERY BAD IDEA, but in theory at least, could it have worked? Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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It is a good thing that he has good advisors to point thing out for him and tell him what desisions to make. Look at Russia, they have a highly intelligent president, but it doesn't seem to do them much good. Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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Patriotism is what the powers that be use when it wants you to do something unpleasant and dangerous such as traveling to foreign countries to kill people there, or when it wants you to support the unpopular desicion of sending peolple to foreign countries to kill people there. In short, it is a way of tolerating unpleasant things. Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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The bombs were used to scare the Soviets and speed up the end of the war before Soviet influence spread further into Asia. Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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Use the last letter in your first name to find your first porn-name: a=Candy b=Brandy c=Helga d=Nathasha e=Lana f=Sandy g=Barbie h=Kinky i=Exotica j=Cindy k=Madam l=Domina m=Lady n=Nurse o=Pinky p=Nikki q=Jenna r=Asia s=Sandrea t=Kara u=Sassy v-z=Tonya The first part of your last name Use the third letter in your first name: a-b = Silk c-d = Soft e-f = Suck g-h = Lick i-j = Fuzzy k-l = Loose m-n = Peachy o-p = Pole q-r = Jizz s-t = Cream u-v = Muff w-x = Nipple y-z = Spank The second part of your last name: If the first part is a [whatever you call the kind of words that describes an object] use the second letter in your first name: a-e = hole f-k = [bleep!] l-p = lips q-u = slut v-z = butt If the first part is a verb use this: alot If the first part is a substantive use the second letter in your first name: a-f=muncher l-r=licker s-v=eater w-z=sucker Have fun! Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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hmm... I think I would go for a HMMWV or its civilian cousin Hummer. It may not be fast or beautiful (infact it is ugly as fuck) but it is hard to find a more intimidating vehicle. To call it a SUV would be an insult. Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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Disclaimer: I have never jumped BASE, and is probably never going to either. I have seen videoes of someone jumping from 50m (~150ft) with pilot assist. I think it is close to the lower limit. Don't know what the lower limit for freefall is. Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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Just be carefull when driving after that first jump, your mind will NOT be on the road. Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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Which Children's Storybook Character Are You?
Haeloth replied to coconutmonkey's topic in The Bonfire
Looks like I am the little prince Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um... -
This isn't a problem in many other parts of the world. What is wrong with your legal system? And why isn't the case thrown out of court and the lawyer given a few days of jail for trying to waste the courts time on a frivolous lawsuit? Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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Yes. I wonder if exercise will make me able to walk away from worse landings than if I became a couch potato? Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
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the frenchmen I fart in your general direction Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...