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I am aware of this, which is why it is a dinner plate for Marines..... (I'm Navy myself) Check it again... You might want to look again, in my original post, I said enlisted dress blues, not marine dress blues. If you're going to make a comment, know what you're talking about. Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

And thank you for serving your country as well. Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

I am aware of this, which is why it is a dinner plate for Marines..... (I'm Navy myself) Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

Another one bites the dust..... Welcome to skydiving! As the sign at the back of the plane on my first jump in 2001 said: WARNING Exiting this aircraft at altitude may result in an extreme uncontrollable additction Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

Since you did ask for corniest and worst, how about a few 'Yo mama' jokes? We'll start with: Yo mama's so Stupid.... she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate". I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned. I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail. she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind. she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?" she broke her neck at a flashing red light. she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call. she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. she put on her glasses to watch 20/20. she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it. she thought Grape Nuts was an STD. she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side. she got stabbed in a shoot-out. she took a knife to a drive-by shooting. she failed a survey. she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart. she gave birth to you. she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on the way down. she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window. she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit. she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk." she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale. when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key. she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

Let's see who I can offend with this one... On the front of the trousers of an enlisted set of Dress blues, is a large 13 button flap, it folds down from the waist. You know what its called? I don't call it anything, but Marines call it a dinner plate. Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

Quote from Adam, the first man on earth: 'In my day, I used to call it getting a piece of 'rib'. Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he knows he's going to lick your face when he's done. Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

Oh yea, and one more thought.... Life's tough, it's even tougher when you're stupid. Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

I am really tempted to post what the moron (that asked the stupid question) PM'd to me. Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

Well, I guess I want to weigh in... I am a student myself, just finished my D-2 today, and plan 3 jumps Sat, 3 Sun. Anyway, new to the sport, but not new to life. It seems to me it was a stupid ass idea, and the saying of 'no such thing as a stupid question' obviously wasn't counting on yours. Anything that you learn if life, you should listen to those teaching you, and while there is nothing wrong with some ideas, others just show what a moron a person is. Asking a question like yours, is kinda like saying, well no one told me on the gun range that I couldn't try firing sideways down the line instead of downrange... so I though I'd try it just for kicks". With an attitude like yours, I wouldn't even want to be near the same drop zone with you, and I would ressomend you make sure your life insurance is paid up, because I am sure that you may have other stupis-ass ideas, one of wich may eventually get you killed, in not someone else. Anyway that's my two cents. Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

Gee, and I thought you were going for the 'extraciricular' activities.... Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

Why on earth would you go to Thailan.... Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

That may well be, I really don't know, I was just told 15 is normal, 3 is dead.... but perhaps they meant 3 is PVS. Anyway, no big deal, I'm lucky to be alive, and pruod of it Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

Just visit my website.... the story is there. While it doesn't really talk about me being dead momentarily, is talks about the coma, which caused me to also have a 6 week gap in my memory, so I might as well have been dead. And I was a 6 on the glasgow coma scale...3 is dead... I was definitly a vegitable for a while... of course I don't know which kind of vegetable(hopefully s broccoli lol). Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

I asked him once if he wanted to go one day and he said yes, that was right after we went parasailing. So someday he may, but I honestly doubt it.. Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

That makes a lot of sense.. I do favor that arm, and thanks to physical therapy to regain the use of it a few years back, that arm is stronger than my dominant right arm. Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

So as I am working on my license, things are going well, but on my D-1 jump, I had a little trouble with doing a unintended 180, 2X. I corrected them no problem, and I just figured I let my left arm/shoulder drop a bit when I didn't mean too. Upon further reflection, I discovered that maybe I have a natural problem, which leads to less resistance on my left side. Allow me to explain: My left arm is a bit smaller than my right, due to the fact that I had a full thickness burn to a good 80% of my left arm, from the shoulder nearly to the wrist. As a result, I no longer have a fat layer on that arm, making it's circumference a little smaller than my right. Does anyone think that this could be a slight problem I will always have to compensate for in freefall, or was I just having a lazy arm? What do you think? I just thought I'd ask here before I address it with my instructors on Sat. Thanks. Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

Hello all, I joined dropzone a week or so ago, and finally getting into forums. Name is Neal, made my first AFF jump in 2001, but life got hairy for a while, so I restarted last month. Now I have a total of 6 jumps, and plan on getting my license by mid-October. 17 years 4 months active duty Navy... I'm almost to retirement. Divorced 2x , custody of my 17 year old, and been dead one time already (for a few minutes). Since my son said it was ok, I have picked up the (skydiving) crack pipe again, and can't wait to get my license. It's great there is a place to post with other jumpers. All I can really say for now here, but if you want, I have a website, www.nealbeard.com. Peace Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453