TEB6363
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Ummmmmm, SEB, You Gonna Be in TROUBLE!!! Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
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Oh, come on Lisa, how many did you REALLY have to start with. Wait, wait, don't hit me. I'll order something!! Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
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The true meaning of "Flash" Wow, what a girl
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The last thing he said before entering the Darwin Awards Race was: "Hey Ya'll Watch This"!!!! Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
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If the computer is a tool to spend more time with the family, then get the best. If it is an excuse, then go spend more time with loved ones, you might find out how great they are!! Wait, that sounded mushy. Hell, let's go skydive!!! Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
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Depends on the DZ environment. I'll be down south this weekend and I'll bet that I average about $10 per jump as a tip. I have had as high as $40 for a tip and, of course, none at all. However, most dropzones don't "promote" tipping and you only see the occasional $10 or $20 bill around. As for work, At Cessna DZ's I get $20 per jump AFF or Tandem. At Skydive Santa Barbara, I get $25 per jump and up in Monterey it is $30 per jump. Now after this weekend, I owe my wife 50% of all the money I make because she originally wanted me home. She said OK to working, but she gets 50%. Next weekend, I will be home..... No jumping by order. Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
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Lisa, now just think. All these guys will be calling you for gear, talking to you on the phone and looking at your picture. Damn, almost like phone sex. You'll do great at the world record attempt!!!!!! Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
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Take three geuss why i am home early from work...............
TEB6363 replied to Viking's topic in The Bonfire
What the hell dude... That sucks. OK, get a drink, make a skydive, and everything will work out for the better... Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! -
Not something I would want to see behind my rig!!!! Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
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SEB, Don't forget. We'll kick your ass if you start smoking again
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Not for Long!!! Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
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Slow is smooth, smooth is fast!! I was told many years ago (Yall shutup!! I aint that old) that if you could tie your shoes in the morning, you could skydive. That is true if you relax, pay attention, and learn. You'll do great Gretchen!! Good luck
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Does it have to be a virgin???? That may explain the number of bad weather days at the DZ Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
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Hey, Lisa has not responded to any of the mob yet?? I wonder if she is holding out on us???? Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
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You don't see us calling for sandwitches after 100 jumps - BEER!!! Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
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SEB, Dude, you cand do it. I quit chewing tobacco. I did get the patch and did the whole program. I tried cold turkey, my wife about threw me out. Get the patch - start with full strength - it helped me a bunch. Good luck dude...... Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
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Hey, where's the grips????? Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
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OK, I'll bite.....82 days and ?????? Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
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Bwahhahhahhhhhhhhhhh. I don't hang around here enough
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And this topic had SUCH potential Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
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Oh, come on. You sure this isn't just one of those urban legands????? Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
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Just because it's 1530 California time on Friday and we don't wanna do any more work........ Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
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Oh, where is Lisa when you need her??? When the BYTCH gets back, you will be forced to sell your little canopies. Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
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Hey, that x-ray thing is fake. She is in a different position when the dress is not there!!.. You have to look very close Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
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Be Skeeered, very skeered!! 6K per minute for 30 seconds......I'd jump that Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!