LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. : : No humps. No jumps. Freaking rainy weather. I'm on a mission for a B and the weather didn't help me this weekend. No beer owed.
  2. It has the opposite effect on me. I can go all day and not get hungry as long as I'm staying hydrated. I do eat a light breakfast on the way to the DZ though.... coffee, a banana and some vitamin water is the usual fare. Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. What a beautiful tribute to your friend. Fly free, Ben. Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. In other words, you're saying "thanks for the appetite suppressant."? Exactly!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. I pick the brown one. Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. There's a position for that.... Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. I'm not into Prada. Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. "No finer Lucky McSwervy can be found." Damn straight. Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. Back in "my day" the hot guys I would hang out with were the hottie preppy surfers. Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. Yay me!! Here's my "gay" clubs... My favorite is my 4i. Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. DD's monkey helped me shave my monkey - now I need this water to wash all icky stuff off! Pssstttttttt...... they're cans of whipped cream. But you are blonde and you think they are water . . . hence the fun shall begin shortly. But I'm a fake blonde who is about to go back to my natural dark brown color next week... Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. DD's monkey helped me shave my monkey - now I need this water to wash all icky stuff off! Pssstttttttt...... they're cans of whipped cream. Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. Yup.... Gentlemen Only. Ladies Forbidden. I saw that in the club house at the country club many moons ago... It was a joke. Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. I WAS hungry..... That's just freaking disgusting!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's ODF Day 2009!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. I just can't defend myself. Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. You should feel bad not giving them a job. If you really felt bad you would pay them and then not use them or maybe give them a blowjob too. I'm impressed that this could be brought back to hummers. Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. But I *like* golf! But I will only play if I can get a cart. I will not walk that far in the heat or carry my own clubs - they're so freaking heavy. And I feel bad for caddies carrying all of that stuff, so that's why I don't use them. But that is what they get paid to do... I know, I know... but that shit is HEAVY!! I am such a dork.... Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. But I *like* golf! But I will only play if I can get a cart. I will not walk that far in the heat or carry my own clubs - they're so freaking heavy. And I feel bad for caddies carrying all of that stuff, so that's why I don't use them. Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. Really? Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. Outdoor fucking season. Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. I did not know that ODF season started today. Educational!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. yes, some do Hey! Someone stole their clothes!! They need the po-lice!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. Yeah, they're called "badge bunnies". Just kidding.... Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. Some of us still find it satisfying to serve our fellow man. I don't think that's "holier than thou". I believe that's honorable. Always be kinder than you feel.