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Porn movies that women wont be grossed out by
LuckyMcSwervy replied to Twoply's topic in The Bonfire
I would Google "porn for women" or something like that. Always be kinder than you feel. -
Yea third time round I really fucked up. I married a catholic, I swear next time round I'm going for a nice Jewish gal Some of us have a lot of catching up to do from being good girls for so long.... how was marrying one fucking up?? Always be kinder than you feel.
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Well, wait.... did you ever see her again?? Yep I married her, let me think, ah yes she was my second wife, You don't just a gal like that escape. Bravo!! Always be kinder than you feel.
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Well, wait.... did you ever see her again?? Always be kinder than you feel.
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Oh, I'm not judging or anything like that. I was just surprised at that story.
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Just spill it. Or are ya...chicken? I've been called lots of things .but never chicken. So many years ago I was with this girl, half drunk I was, she came back to my place an we were at it hell for leather. her on top, an me pumping for all I was worth. Well you've heard of the old adage " one slip an your in the shit" I was, but not realizing it till the next morning when I woke up to this god awful smell of shit. seems that in my drunken state I'd put the pillow under her ass. woke up the next morning with my head on the pillow next to a turd which wasen't mine. she fled the scene leaving me to clean up the mess, jeeze thier was shit every where. Now I just stick to rimming, less mess an more fun. Oh. My. God. Always be kinder than you feel.
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And Dan would've been 23 years old this Friday. Always be kinder than you feel.
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She was still warm after all. You guys need professional help. The wife said she's on a low salt diet, now she refuses to swallow. what can I do to convince her other wise. Hold her mouth and nose and rub her throat until she swallows. Like when you give a dog a pill. You're welcome. Always be kinder than you feel.
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Guys: Does a strong, independent woman scare you?
LuckyMcSwervy replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire
And some men mistake kindness for weakness. Always be kinder than you feel. -
She was still warm after all. You guys need professional help. Always be kinder than you feel.
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Bolas.... again???? I landed under 4 different canopies. All mains so Well, I hope you bought beer because that had to be a first... Just joking... glad you had fun!! Always be kinder than you feel.
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You guys are freaking hilarious. Always be kinder than you feel.
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Huh? You were having sex in the 9th grade??? O + 1 Doesn't any one besides me wait until marriage anymore?? Always be kinder than you feel.
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Quoteyeah somewhat... I see you now and then on the other channel! Quote The porno channel?? You do porn, Turtle? You learn something new everyday around here!! Always be kinder than you feel.
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Muff diving in the dirth perhaps? O Totally NOT where he was going with that. Always be kinder than you feel.
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Hey, did you check out that Karen chick - she looks good enough to eat - On camera! But then she slit her wrists and died so that wasn't possible.. Always be kinder than you feel.
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And you'll have this on video, right?? Always be kinder than you feel.
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Bolas.... again???? Always be kinder than you feel.
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Slot SPECIFIC, yes. Hmmm - We should Dirt Dive. Just watch the video!! Always be kinder than you feel.
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Slot SPECIFIC, yes. Always be kinder than you feel.
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I stick to doing 2-ways on the ground!! Always be kinder than you feel.
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QuoteA 4 and 6 month relationship is not bad behavior, it's just two people seeing if they are a good match and is normal in any circle. There's nothing wrong with dating skydivers, some of them are kinda cute. [/reply Hubba hubba cute, too!! Always be kinder than you feel.
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And lock the deak drawers if condoms are kept there... co-workers looking for "something" may stumble across them... Always be kinder than you feel.
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Are you saying she is well indowed? And if she used a tadpole for that - NO - HE DID NOT like it. . . . as the coneheads showed signs of hunger as they looked at Oly. Sorry to mess up the flow.... but WTF!! Chocke : Choking someone by wrapping your cock around their neck like a noose. I'm assuming they let up before you pass out, right?? And a tadpole who could do that??? Scary!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
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Clickified!! Always be kinder than you feel.