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Everything posted by LuckyMcSwervy
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I would never admit who I would want to be for a day. Always be kinder than you feel.
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He's the MacDaddy!!
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I KNEW conehead had to be a person :) That's open to debate. Always be kinder than you feel.
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Thoughts before "going in"
LuckyMcSwervy replied to dj_smokie's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Might not wanna look too good. If ya hit soft enough and the mortician is lonely enough... I don't do anything softly!! So I guess the mortician will be SOL!! "It was a closed casket, not because of the condition of the body....we just couldn't get that weird look of orgasmic bliss off her face!" OMG - Just throw me in the fire and get in over with!! Then let my friends release me into the gorgeous blue sky!! No problem, as long as your not real picky about the time table. I'm mean there are a few days to build up your 'jumper/jumps' number, as long as yer kept reasonably cool. No need to thank us...always willing to help! You're a sick fucker. That's why I love you! Always be kinder than you feel. -
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LuckyMcSwervy replied to Twoply's topic in The Bonfire
I'm like, "Why the hell are they wasting my time with this lame ass acting? Just get to the good stuff already!! Thank goodness for fast forward!!" Yep.. I skip through all the blah blah as well!! You skipped through the blah blah, even with the Sarah Palin porn movie? That was more of a comedy with hardcore sex included. Is this because I'm a Republican?? Always be kinder than you feel. -
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LuckyMcSwervy replied to Twoply's topic in The Bonfire
I'm like, "Why the hell are they wasting my time with this lame ass acting? Just get to the good stuff already!! Thank goodness for fast forward!!" Yep.. I skip through all the blah blah as well!! Always be kinder than you feel. -
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LuckyMcSwervy replied to Twoply's topic in The Bonfire
I'm like, "Why the hell are they wasting my time with this lame ass acting? Just get to the good stuff already!! Thank goodness for fast forward!!" Always be kinder than you feel. -
Holy shit. And then post the video on here, of course!! Always be kinder than you feel.
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QuoteNope, not having kids. A snip-snip ended that possibility./Quote How YOU doin'? Just kidding... Always be kinder than you feel.
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If anyone posts a pic of a dude head down, there's gonna be trouble. Always be kinder than you feel.
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Thoughts before "going in"
LuckyMcSwervy replied to dj_smokie's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Might not wanna look too good. If ya hit soft enough and the mortician is lonely enough... I don't do anything softly!! So I guess the mortician will be SOL!! "It was a closed casket, not because of the condition of the body....we just couldn't get that weird look of orgasmic bliss off her face!" OMG - Just throw me in the fire and get in over with!! Then let my friends release me into the gorgeous blue sky!! Always be kinder than you feel. -
Make up your minds!! I love tadpoles or coneheads?? What does a tadpole look like when it is standing on its head? THAT WAS SOOOOOO WRONG. Always be kinder than you feel.
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Thoughts before "going in"
LuckyMcSwervy replied to dj_smokie's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Might not wanna look too good. If ya hit soft enough and the mortician is lonely enough... I don't do anything softly!! So I guess the mortician will be SOL!! Always be kinder than you feel. -
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LuckyMcSwervy replied to Twoply's topic in The Bonfire
Always be kinder than you feel. -
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LuckyMcSwervy replied to Twoply's topic in The Bonfire
I am craving ice cream. Always be kinder than you feel. -
Nah, I'll take a tadpole!!!! And how many times do I have to tell you I'd rather eat glass??? OK, I'm DONE with this thread. Gotta go find a tadpole... or something. Always be kinder than you feel.
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Make up your minds!! I love tadpoles or coneheads?? Always be kinder than you feel.
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LuckyMcSwervy replied to Twoply's topic in The Bonfire
You know it is. look, karen, just coz i turned down your offer for webcam-sex, does not mean you can pick on me on every occasion, mmmmmkay!? Damn! Busted!! Nice new camera helmet, BTW! BTW - the "lonely" comment was for you... thanks! not really new, but rather transformed.. -
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LuckyMcSwervy replied to Twoply's topic in The Bonfire
You know it is. look, karen, just coz i turned down your offer for webcam-sex, does not mean you can pick on me on every occasion, mmmmmkay!? Damn! Busted!! Nice new camera helmet, BTW! BTW - the "lonely" comment was for you... Always be kinder than you feel. -
You don't. Thread killer. YAY!! Always be kinder than you feel.
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LuckyMcSwervy replied to Twoply's topic in The Bonfire
You know it is. Always be kinder than you feel. -
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LuckyMcSwervy replied to dj_smokie's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I also would think that I was glad I had on nice bras and panties, keep your legs and other areas smooth and nails done... Cause you KNOW your friends at the DZ are gonna gossip even after you're gone... Always be kinder than you feel. -
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LuckyMcSwervy replied to Twoply's topic in The Bonfire
OMG. Always be kinder than you feel. -
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LuckyMcSwervy replied to Twoply's topic in The Bonfire
I know I do. No need to get any watered down version of the "regular" stuff. Always be kinder than you feel.