anthonyfellows

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  1. I can't compete against man boobs, I lose.. There is no harm in trying. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  2. So who is entering the contest besides me? Not sure about everyone else, but I'm ready to clamp my nipples and shake my titties. Where's the competition? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  3. I personally can't stand the show, but to answer the question ... I think he would be an idiot not to have sex with them all :) Why not? What does he have to lose in the deal? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  4. I'm sure you did some silly things when you were 17 too :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  5. ...and then proceed to get your ass beat by said husband because although he didn't know who the guy was in the recordings she was more than willing to tell him after what the guy did. Just so she could fuck you one more time. Well he knew who I was from a previous telephone conversation that I had with him. He was a crazy cop and I didn't even get shot :) Sometimes you just have to live on the edge a bit, Skittles :P Best part was that the woman didn't even stop talking to me until long after that shit went down. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  6. When dating a married woman who pisses you off, send cd's with recordings of your hot phone sex conversations to her unsuspecting husband Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  7. A typical nurse has lots of tattooes? Is that a Switzerland thing? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  8. Still waiting on an order? What kind of shit is that? Are you sure you're going to get the order? 4-5 months is quite a long time to be waiting on anything to come in the mail. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  9. . No, but I can work on that for tomorrow if you want... Please do. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  10. yes, poor poor Deedy... I think someone needs to come here and keep me company. Pre req's you must be good at massages cause my ass is getting tired from sitting here with nothing to do... You need your ass massaged? I'm in!!! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  11. Passion Party, yeah that's what it was. They were originally called Coming Attractions, but people had trouble finding them because movie reviews came up first when you search. What a slogan for a party I don't get it . That may be what their intentions were, it just didn't work out too well. Wonder how many of those sex toy parties turn into a swingers gathering. Ding ding ding!!! Probably all of the ones you've been to? LOL Sadly, none of the ones I went to did. I meant that Karen probably turned the ones she went to into swingers events. Well, as long as there were tadpoles present :) I can't imagine the sex toy parties where ll they're doing is selling them is near as good as the sex toy parties where all they are doing is using them. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  12. I would but I don't feel like showing my tits at the moment. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  13. I am not in a napping kind of mood today... Well you can do what ever you want to me while I sleep. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  14. I feel like going home and taking a nap ... Wanna come? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  15. Passion Party, yeah that's what it was. They were originally called Coming Attractions, but people had trouble finding them because movie reviews came up first when you search. What a slogan for a party I don't get it . That may be what their intentions were, it just didn't work out too well. Wonder how many of those sex toy parties turn into a swingers gathering. Ding ding ding!!! Probably all of the ones you've been to? LOL Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  16. Passion Party, yeah that's what it was. They were originally called Coming Attractions, but people had trouble finding them because movie reviews came up first when you search. What a slogan for a party I don't get it . That may be what their intentions were, it just didn't work out too well. Wonder how many of those sex toy parties turn into a swingers gathering. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  17. First Class/Business Class is great when your company pays for it. There is no way that I would spend that kind of money out of my own pocket on it though. Earbuds work just fine for eliminating the noise from the crying babies. I once sat in the middle of these two extremely overweight people though. That was pretty uncomfortable, but at least they had good hygiene. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  18. I just buy my sex toys online. What's the point of the party unless you can try before you buy? :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  19. Depends on who is around but I say 90ish i start shedding clothes... This is very good. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  20. Depends on the woman. :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  21. I'm pretty sure I'm not good enough for her. Time for a gangbang! Dude I appreciate that you find me attractive but I don't wanna be gangbanged by you and your friends. Or any dudes for that matter. Haha ... I'm not even bi Skittles ... You can partake in a gangbang without being bi or gay ... I've never even participated in one that involved any bi/gay male action. You need to get out more!!! :) :) :) ... Or I'll just give you my neighbor ... That offer is still open. I'm sure she would enjoy some attention. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  22. I'm pretty sure I'm not good enough for her. Time for a gangbang! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  23. Thanks!! I like 'em!! We All Do!!! I don't know about that. I'm chatting with someone on Facebook right now who said he wasn't too impressed or some shit like that. Hahaha. Plus, he said, "You're in good shape for a not so young girl. Very doable." ahahahahahahahahahah. I'd still hit it. Multiple times even!!! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  24. Much better! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  25. It says that the video has been removed :( Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs