anthonyfellows
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I'm having myself some twisted iced tea!!! Hell yeah ... That stuff is hard to find around here. My face is very hot and my right ear won't pop, so I'm sitting here asking myself why I jumped today with a head cold ... But it was fucking awesome!!! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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I'm ready! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Did you see that picture of the girl with skittles flying out of her ass? I could bring you a bag of them Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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::::: looking around ::::: You talkin' to me?? No he was talking to that other cougar crouching behind you. Where? Where? It isn't like me to miss a cougar spotting. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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SKANK!! Love it! I've been saying that a LOT lately!! Let's bust out the Courvoisier! Yeah Courvoisier!!! My birthday is next week. I have to remind the guy at work who promised me a bottle of Courvoisier for my birthday that he needs to be picking that shit up :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love. I have made love to many fine ladies from the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest most sophisticated, educated, debutant, high society... bus station skank. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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NASTY!!! I can't stand to chew up those fruity flavored pieces of candy! Why is her asshole swollen? I guess mine would be too if it was shooting out skittles (the candy that is). Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Hey - no worries!! I was just joking with you. I know I'm not kinky.... I can't speak for anyone else around here though... Don't lie to him just because he is new around here Karen Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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All the post replies and no one takes the time to clicky up!! I was trying not to steal your thunder. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Yeah I was pretty much scared shitless the first time that door opened too :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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You just now discovered Skype? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Restless, Excited, Obsessed ... I called and scheduled it on a Monday morning and the jump was for Friday. Couldn't sleep all week, couldn't stop reading and watching videos about skydiving. Hmmm ... What has changed? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Yes, I would take a sugar mama at this point!! And no, he didnt try to make me part with my drivers license! And yes, any guy who buys a girl drinks all night at a bar, expecting to get laid because of it, is ignorant/clueless, and deserves to be turned down after opening his wallet!! That has NEVER worked on me, and it never will! but if youre going to offer to buy my drinks, im not going to say no, cuz why should i pay a $30 bar tab if you're just going to pay it for me??? Especially if Im broke! Hahaha! Exactly ... To all of the men out there who do this ... You need to negotiate for a BJ before you start opening the wallet. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Very good advice Billy :) Actually there is some truth to that. A slightly rude attitude along with making an effort to ignore someone for a few minutes goes a long way. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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It's where the bad bad women hang out ... Stay away from them :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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LOL .. I just watched a movie over the weekend where this technique was explained. Zach and Miri Make a Porno or something like that? Unless you're at least bi, why would you want to take part in something like this? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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It's a good thing 75 percent of men are stupidclueless ... You would have ended up having to pay for your own shit .. lol :P Yes Yes ... Clueless ... Uninformed ... Stupid ... How ever you want to put it ... It's all about the same. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Not unless you buy drinks for a woman who you've met in a bar for the first time, expecting to get laid :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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It's a good thing 75 percent of men are stupid ... You would have ended up having to pay for your own shit .. lol :P Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Damn .. 16 votes and I'm the only one who suffers from priapisms by way of Sudafed :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Yeah .. No drink buying. Strike up a conversation. Why waste your money buying drinks? You could end up paying her bar tab for the night and never speaking to her again. Edited to add ... Say something like "Hey Sweethang, Can I buy you a fish sandwich"? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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If I called him Donny Osmond he would've thought I was joking... when actually I was serious! He's a good looking dude!! Thanks. Let's hope the girls at the bars tonight think so too. This being my first St. Patty's day being legal I plan to get annihilated. (Dont worry everybody I'm not driving) Can I safely assume you have your skydiving injury story all worked out for the ladies?? Let's hope so. We'll expect a full report in the morning Skittles :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Why are you asking me? [Shocked] When I think "naughty" .. I think "Deedy" .. So I figured that I would value your opinion at the highest level Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Someone needs to learn how to take a compliment. You'll get laid more! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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So I am feeling like shit today and decided to pop a few Sudafeds. I was just wondering how many others feel a major increase in their sex drive when taking cold medicine, because it makes me feel like I won't need Viagra when I reach age 85. Deedy?